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CURRENT FUND: FUND 4
Starting balance of $50,000
Today's beginning balance = $60,326.43
Today's profit = $1,367.71
Today's ending balance = $61,694.14
Loss on the current week = $1,512.22
Louisville covers the spread by 18 points!
CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FOLLOWING BRANDON LANG
$603 ON CBB 712 LOUISVILLE CARDINALS -3 1/2 AGAINST THE DUKE BLUE DEVILS, 5:05 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Louisville 85 Duke 63, profit of $548.18
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Louisville 85 Duke 63, profit of $548.18
Michigan covers the spread by 23 points!
CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING BRETT ATKINS' FLORIDA PICK
$603 ON CBB 713 MICHIGAN WOLVERINES +3 AGAINST THE FLORIDA GATORS, 2:20 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Michigan 79 Florida 59, profit of $548.18
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Michigan 79 Florida 59, profit of $548.18
MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING HONDO IN BASEBALL
$603 ON MLB 998 HOUSTON ASTROS +145 AT HOME AGAINST THE TEXAS RANGERS, 8:05 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Houston 8 Texas 2, profit of $874.35
NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
$603 ON NBA 708 SAN ANTONIO SPURS -9 1/2 AT HOME AGAINST THE MIAMI HEAT, 7:05 PM EST
(5:30 PM EST UPDATE: Grading this now at -9 1/2 instead of -3 as some of Miami's key players will not be playing in this game)Loser, FINAL SCORE: Miami 88 San Antonio 86, loss of $603
Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
Of course, always shop around.
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Our daily plan for this week:
1% of the bankroll on the Brett Atkins Fade
1% of the bankroll on Shit's top NBA play
1% of the bankroll following Brandon Lang's top play
1% of the bankroll fading Hondo in baseball
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You the man Brandon! You the man!
Drum roll please!
ladies and gentlemen,
The World's Greatest Living Handicapper,
Mr. Brandon Lang
10-7, +134 Dimes
DIME RATINGS
100 DIME: 4-3
80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 1-1
20 DIME: 1-1
15 DIME: 2-0
10 DIME: 1-1
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SBMS Report Card
Last Week's Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
Loss on the current week = $1,512.22
Happy Easter everyone!!
ReplyDeleteGm! Atkins has Florida and apparently Hondo has nothing today.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter!
ReplyDeleteThanks Slats!
Good Morning everyone. I missed out yesterday, but got Shit's play of the day...Winner! So what's everyone thinkin' today.
ReplyDelete--Navy
Navy-
DeleteGood morning! Happy Easter!
I like the Dukies, who do you like?
Not really sure. Im just followin' along. I cant find the winner in these games.
Delete--Navy
I'm just above 1% down for the week. My plan is to tail Lang and fade IC in all sports.
ReplyDeleteSlats: IC has been terrible. I mentioned that the other day and agree w/ ya. Trying to stay away from PN b/c they're toying w/ us.
ReplyDeleteRick: Consider the IC fade. Lets hope he is just as bad in baseball b/c if he is, HELLO DOM CHAMBERS.
--Navy
DOM: We miss ya man!
DeleteYeah, I have not seen that Chet Atkins personality lose a game!!!
DeleteIC and Hondo may be gold starting tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteIC Fade and Hondo Fade it is!
DeleteLang - Louisville: 60 dimes
ReplyDeleteThanks Rick. I'm going to wait and see because IC is on the same game.
ReplyDeleteHoly **** Batman! And I like the Dukies here too, but am following the plan.
Deleteslats: Do we dare fade Atkins today?
ReplyDeleteI don't care how you handicap it today, anything can happen in these dam games today!
ReplyDeletedown 2% and vig for me im not feeling it so just going to take my medicine. Start fresh for baseball IC/Hondo fade it is !! Enjoy your families and Easter today !!
ReplyDeleteBOL guys c-ya tomorrow
Thanks Patrick! Have a good Easter.
DeleteFrom raiderguy101 over at the SBR (4:04 PM yesterday)::
ReplyDeleteIC needs to take a break. So glad I didn't play his shit but am mad I didn't fade him. penetrate.
With that Evansville loss he's now at
CBB: 132-134-5 for -$4880. He's lost his last 5 CBB games now. His march numbers for CBB is now negative.
NBA: 95-102-2 for -$6310 with tonight's game pending.
NHL: 32-37-3 for -$4290. He's lost his last 6 games in a row with tonight's game pending. If he loses it'll be an "ungolden week".
NFL & CFL: -$7790.
Straight ridiculous. You can't make this shit up. I wonder if he even feels bad? I doubt it with his bullshit marketing he continues to put up on the website.
You add those numbers up for those sports and he's down -$23270. And some people say my numbers are slightly off benefitting IC. Take a break IC. You need it. Your clients need it.
Red Wings +100 1% (IC fade)
ReplyDeleteLets do this slats!
DeleteOops, not enough time to give it out on the blog...it starts in like 5 minutes LOL
DeleteYou're in too Rick?
DeleteNo...I did not have time to bet it.
DeleteGood morning guys. Love the red wings today doing 1%
ReplyDeleteIC is on Louisville as well. I'm going to take Duke for 1%. Lang may have blown his load yesterday anyway.
ReplyDeleteGood luck whatever you bet today! I am going to fade our buddy Atkins here on the blog today.
DeleteMake some money slats!
Duke +3.5 1% for me
ReplyDeleteThis Atkins character can't win every dam game!
DeleteGO WOLVERINES!
Here is IC's reasoning for his pick on Louisville:
Delete4-Unit Play. #712. Take Louisville -3.5 over Duke (Sunday @ 5:05pm est).
The other lean that I have is Florida but as it relates to this game, I like Louisville to do well against Duke. At the end of the day, Louisville had covered around 9 straight prior to falling short on the cover against Oregon and even that was a close cover. Louisville remembers their loss to Duke last year on 11/24/2012 when Duke beat them 76-71. Rick Pitino and these players remember that loss as well as they come into this game. Duke comes off a big win against Michigan State but this very well could be Louisville's year with their senior guards. Duke is a poor offensive team at outside the top 270 mark and the size of Louisville could give them problems today as Louisville is a top 20 offensive rebounding team. The Blue Devils have struggled against the Big East as they are 5-14-1 ATS in their last 20 games against the Big East and the Cardinals are 7-1 ATS in their last 8 games when facing teams with a winning percentage of greater than 60% Overall.
Well the 2 teams that knocked off the no 1 seed in each region r n the final four plus gator told me that florida has not won any close games this year taking michigan. Coach k is 11-1 in elite 8 games pitino 6-4 plus i like fading the public dookie for me. Shit special of the day take san antonio - 1 wait for it to drop or buy down. Miami is 2-22 in sa and already clinched the no 1 seed okc is nipping on sas butt spurs get it done today. Good luck everyone
DeleteHappy Easter Shit! We will wait some then on releasing your Shit Special of the Day on San Antone.
DeleteMichigan getting 3 points sounds solid against the gators.
Well hockey sucks today. picking up where I left off yest. I'm takin a break best of luck everyone
ReplyDeleteSlats, do you really need Hondo for today's opener? It's the minor league Astros. They gonna be baaaaad lol. I'm seeing Rangers -135, not great odds but enough to start the season off with a win.
ReplyDelete-Danny
Hi gator!
ReplyDeleteBryan Rosica has 90 dimes - Louisville -3 /12
Rick.. hows costa riiiiiica
ReplyDeleteGreat volcanos gator!
DeleteColorful place!
DeleteThat game will be interesting. The way to beat Michigan is the way Florida beat FGCU, control the tempo and slow it down and make it a half court game. If they can do that, they'll win, otherwise idk if I see Michigan losing this game. Just my opinion. Also idk if you guys can do future bets but if you can, I'd look to see what odds you could get for Syracuse winning it all from here on out. That zone with those lanky ass fools is riiiiiidiculously good.
ReplyDelete-Danny
Good morning Danny!
ReplyDeleteRick, what is IC's NBA play?
ReplyDeleteNBA 5* #704. Take New Orleans -6 over Cleveland, 6:05 PM EST
DeleteDanny, looks like hondo is on the rangers. I love the astros tonight. havent decided if im going to play RL +1.5 or ML
ReplyDeleteHaha we must have big balls fading rosica and lang hope we r right.
ReplyDeleteGator yeah i keep going back and forth w the gm i like florida but +3 seems high plus we can always do a livebet
I'll start the season with the Astros.
ReplyDeleteI guess I better put it up as a blog play if its a Hondo Fade Special.
Deleteslats.. u gonna play money line or run line +1.5.
ReplyDeleteMoney line, going to play the over as well to fade IC.
DeleteEhhhh. I had my fantasy baseball draft yesterday and was looking over that Houston team and just laughed. They need to spend money and get better players in there. I'm more than likely not going to take it at -135 though so I hope I'm wrong and you guys win!!
Delete-Danny
IC's plays
ReplyDelete4* Louisville
4* Red Wings
5* Hornets
3* Rangers/Astros under
Make that Blackhawks.
Deletered wings down 5-0 holy cow lol
ReplyDeletei like under in the baseball game so now ill just lay off if ic likes it
ReplyDeleteMorning and happy Easter everyone
ReplyDelete-Danny
Ok, here is what I'm playing today:
ReplyDeleteRed Wings +100 (1%)
Duke +3.5 (1%)
Cavaliers +6 (1%)
Rangers/Astros over 8.5 (1%)
Astros +147 (2%) (I'm playing every Hondo fade 2% all season)
Gonna go with the Astros as a Hondo fade, plus that is too much juice to be laying the Rangers.
DeleteGl slats. Make that money!! You going to keep track of the Hondo plays?
Delete-Danny
Sure, I'll keep track of wins and losses.
Deletei am definitely going to keep a hondo record this year
ReplyDeleteNot releasing the Shit Special of the Day as the line has moved against us on San Antone. Shit: Do you still like San Antone -2?
ReplyDeletelate steam on fla up to 3.5 at some spots
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Navy. PN is dead to me. I'll still post Atkins, but I won't bet another play of his.
ReplyDeletePN is over. Time to move on. Im w/ you Slats.
DeleteHow are we fade Hondo, stratight $ line fade.
Im gonna play Cavs +6 later too. IC has been terrible.
Im on OVER total in Mich/Fl for 1%.
I like LV but everyone is on that side, might go Duke and fade em all.
--Navy
I say straight ML unless it gets to above -150, then I'll play -1.
DeleteWe should probably just bury most of that PN crew in the Las Vegas cemetery next to Derek Mancini, LOL. Maybe just track the Langster and thats it.
ReplyDeleteAgree. Lang is the only one to track.
Delete--Navy
Lang has made us a lot of money!
DeleteShit.. aren't u glad u didn't take Fla lol. Gonna be a Very sad day for my gator nation
ReplyDeleteFla +1000 . nit touching that lol
ReplyDeleteSaw +2000 tempting
DeleteDamn gators r getting spanked any chance at a comeback?
ReplyDeleteGators were down 15 with 39 seconds to go with the ball. now down 17. had the got it to 12/13 id say yes. now no, momentum not with them anymore
Deletei think -7 on fla 2nd half is way to high
ReplyDeletein game had mich -13 before the foul, he hits 2 and now its mich -10.. what on earth??
ReplyDeletewho is this hondo guy u guys are fading never heard of him before
ReplyDeletehondo is a writer for ny post who gives out his picks for free. he is awful lol
ReplyDeletejust got a huuuge middle on the final 4. +1.5 michigan and +3 syracuse lol
ReplyDeleteGator pick a side quit middling lol
DeleteGreatbuys i see 2.5 at my shop i like these wolverines
Bad sign for louisville kenny smith and barkley likes louisv
ReplyDeleteLang guarantees cards victory or ur service is free is another bad omen
Gator i guess billy w does get games wrong lol
shit.. middling is where the money seems to be at for me lol!! I did take michigan +1.5 for small as well though. what do u feel about spurs now that wade and james are out.
ReplyDeleteH aha they r? Guess they r pulling the same trick the spurs used against them in miami awhile back i already got spurs they need the game more heat clinched everything
Deletewow this spurs line is up to -3 hope everyone got it at 1 or 1.5
ReplyDeleteShit: Did not release this as a play for the blog as was hoping the number would go down. Will feel bad if this covers by ten or something.
DeleteGator is saying wade lebron not playing i would still go in at 3
DeleteShit Special is on the menu!
Deleteits gonna reopen at 7. wade lebron and chalmers are all out. hope everyone got it early lol
ReplyDeleteWow its 9.5 now
DeleteHoly Shit!
DeleteGator got a feeling u r middling this lol
DeleteGator who u gotin this dookie lville gm
ReplyDeleteshit... thinking about the middle lol but havent decided yet. didn't do anything on the ville/duke game. maybe something at the half. what did u end up doin?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking that this is the national championship game being played a week early.
ReplyDeletei do like michigan against the cuse zone...
ReplyDeletealmost just lost my lunch watching that injury
ReplyDeleteWow that was sick!!!! i feel so bad for that kid !!!
ReplyDeletereminds me of Tyrone Prothro WR for bama against the gators about 9 years ago
ReplyDeleteI was in the stadium when they happened. My first Bama game. I was in the opposite end zone from where it happened. I didn't actually see the injury till that night. Prothro never played another down.
Deletei might take a stab at heat +9.5... im thinking joel anothy and bird man can get it done LOL!
ReplyDeleteslats: i was in college at the time (Florida of course) and i almost threw up my guts, i went to the game and the combo of seeing my gators get trucked and that injury.. awful day
ReplyDeleteI remember it like yesterday. We won 31-3 lol. Things kind of went downhill for Mike Shula after that season.
DeleteWell duke hanging around w kelly in foul trouble and to horrible injury for lville i agree slats this is the championship
ReplyDeletenot touching this 2nd half at all. will watch and hope no one else gets hurt
ReplyDeleteslats: yea that was shulas defining moment and like u said that was the end for him haha
ReplyDeletei just heard that people were paying 275 to see lebron and wade for nosebleed seats. wow is that money NOT well spent
ReplyDeleteRemember the same thing happened in miami and ppl pissed duncan parker ginobili wasnt playing hope they finally meet n finals and quitplaying chess matches w ea other
DeleteI am taking a stab 73.5 under 2nd h and duke moneyline 2nd half small for both
ReplyDeleteunder sounds like a decent play... i think its a brilliant move by spolstra not showing his cards
ReplyDeleteville opens up +10 over wsu next week
ReplyDeleteGood thing i middled my way out of the duke bet
ReplyDeleteVille looks unstoppable i was fighting it too but its true
i see a ville/ michigan dogfight final. two best guards in cbb
ReplyDeletesafe by alot.. awful call!!!
ReplyDeleteSlats, I'm already believing in the Hondo fade and it's only the 6th inning lol
ReplyDelete-Danny
still early guys... these are still the astros lol
ReplyDeleteOur bankroll is creepin' back to its high. Slowly. I love the baseball fade. Its a long season and it has just started.
ReplyDelete--Navy
What time does Hondos picks for tomorrow come out lol
ReplyDeleteVery early in the morning like Quinn's. He has a deadline to meet. Unlike Quinn, he takes no days off until baseball season is over.
ReplyDeleteThanks bro, i see Quinns on the dodgers tomorrow
ReplyDelete2-3 day for me, up slightly. I ended the week just losing a little juice. The Hondo train has now left the station.
ReplyDelete2% bet....smart!
ReplyDeleteHondo Fade will be gold I bet
ReplyDeleteBash, delete this crap...only us cool guys can comment here
ReplyDeleteTRUCK
Shit.. if the heat win with no players, no one is stopping this team
ReplyDeletejust one game lets not get too crazy. look what happened to Houston against the clippers the other day harden was out and they still beat them the line jumped to 3-4 points the other way.
DeleteWhat's it to you how much we bet?
ReplyDelete-Danny
shit... i still cant believe Chris Bosh hit that winning shot. Other players do tend to rise to the occasion when the starts are out. can u honestly see any team beating them 4/7 in a series?
ReplyDelete