Saturday, March 30, 2013

SUNDAY: FOLLOWING THE LANGSTER - 1% of the bankroll on the Louisville Cardinals -3 1/2 over the Duke Blue Devils, 5:05 PM EST

Another 3-1 day


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    CURRENT FUND: FUND 4
                                                        Starting balance of $50,000
Today's beginning balance = $60,326.43
Today's profit = $1,367.71
Today's ending balance = $61,694.14
 Loss on the current week = $1,512.22

Louisville covers the spread by 18 points!
CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FOLLOWING BRANDON LANG
$603 ON CBB 712 LOUISVILLE CARDINALS -3 1/2  AGAINST THE DUKE BLUE DEVILS, 5:05 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Louisville 85 Duke 63, profit of $548.18

Michigan covers the spread by 23 points!
CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING BRETT ATKINS' FLORIDA PICK
$603 ON CBB 713 MICHIGAN WOLVERINES +3  AGAINST THE FLORIDA GATORS, 2:20 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Michigan 79 Florida 59, profit of $548.18

Underdog Astros win by 6 runs!
MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING HONDO IN BASEBALL
$603 ON MLB 998 HOUSTON ASTROS +145  AT HOME AGAINST THE TEXAS RANGERS, 8:05 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Houston 8 Texas 2, profit of $874.35

NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
$603 ON NBA 708 SAN ANTONIO SPURS -9 1/2  AT HOME AGAINST THE MIAMI HEAT, 7:05 PM EST
(5:30 PM EST UPDATE: Grading this now at -9 1/2 instead of -3 as some of Miami's key players will not be playing in this game)
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Miami 88 San Antonio 86, loss of $603

                                Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
     Of course, always shop around.
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Our daily plan for this week:

1% of the bankroll on the Brett Atkins Fade

1% of the bankroll on Shit's top NBA play

1% of the bankroll following Brandon Lang's top play

1% of the bankroll fading Hondo in baseball

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You the man Brandon! You the man!

Drum roll please!
ladies and gentlemen,
The World's Greatest Living Handicapper,
Mr. Brandon Lang

BRANDON LANG COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT RECORD INCLUDING TODAY'S WIN (2013)

10-7, +
134 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 4-3
80 DIME: 0-1

60 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 1-1
20 DIME: 1-1
15 DIME: 2-0
10 DIME: 1-1

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SBMS Report Card
 Last Week's Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
Loss on the current week =  $1,512.22

126 comments:

  1. Gm! Atkins has Florida and apparently Hondo has nothing today.

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  2. Good Morning everyone. I missed out yesterday, but got Shit's play of the day...Winner! So what's everyone thinkin' today.
    --Navy

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    1. Navy-

      Good morning! Happy Easter!

      I like the Dukies, who do you like?

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    2. Not really sure. Im just followin' along. I cant find the winner in these games.
      --Navy

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  3. I'm just above 1% down for the week. My plan is to tail Lang and fade IC in all sports.

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  4. Slats: IC has been terrible. I mentioned that the other day and agree w/ ya. Trying to stay away from PN b/c they're toying w/ us.

    Rick: Consider the IC fade. Lets hope he is just as bad in baseball b/c if he is, HELLO DOM CHAMBERS.

    --Navy

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    1. Yeah, I have not seen that Chet Atkins personality lose a game!!!

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  5. IC and Hondo may be gold starting tomorrow.

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  6. Thanks Rick. I'm going to wait and see because IC is on the same game.

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    1. Holy **** Batman! And I like the Dukies here too, but am following the plan.

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  7. slats: Do we dare fade Atkins today?

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  8. I don't care how you handicap it today, anything can happen in these dam games today!

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  9. down 2% and vig for me im not feeling it so just going to take my medicine. Start fresh for baseball IC/Hondo fade it is !! Enjoy your families and Easter today !!
    BOL guys c-ya tomorrow

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  10. From raiderguy101 over at the SBR (4:04 PM yesterday)::

    IC needs to take a break. So glad I didn't play his shit but am mad I didn't fade him. penetrate.

    With that Evansville loss he's now at

    CBB: 132-134-5 for -$4880. He's lost his last 5 CBB games now. His march numbers for CBB is now negative.

    NBA: 95-102-2 for -$6310 with tonight's game pending.

    NHL: 32-37-3 for -$4290. He's lost his last 6 games in a row with tonight's game pending. If he loses it'll be an "ungolden week".

    NFL & CFL: -$7790.

    Straight ridiculous. You can't make this shit up. I wonder if he even feels bad? I doubt it with his bullshit marketing he continues to put up on the website.

    You add those numbers up for those sports and he's down -$23270. And some people say my numbers are slightly off benefitting IC. Take a break IC. You need it. Your clients need it.

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    1. Oops, not enough time to give it out on the blog...it starts in like 5 minutes LOL

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    2. No...I did not have time to bet it.

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  12. Good morning guys. Love the red wings today doing 1%

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  13. IC is on Louisville as well. I'm going to take Duke for 1%. Lang may have blown his load yesterday anyway.

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    1. Good luck whatever you bet today! I am going to fade our buddy Atkins here on the blog today.

      Make some money slats!

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    1. This Atkins character can't win every dam game!

      GO WOLVERINES!

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    2. Here is IC's reasoning for his pick on Louisville:

      4-Unit Play. #712. Take Louisville -3.5 over Duke (Sunday @ 5:05pm est).

      The other lean that I have is Florida but as it relates to this game, I like Louisville to do well against Duke. At the end of the day, Louisville had covered around 9 straight prior to falling short on the cover against Oregon and even that was a close cover. Louisville remembers their loss to Duke last year on 11/24/2012 when Duke beat them 76-71. Rick Pitino and these players remember that loss as well as they come into this game. Duke comes off a big win against Michigan State but this very well could be Louisville's year with their senior guards. Duke is a poor offensive team at outside the top 270 mark and the size of Louisville could give them problems today as Louisville is a top 20 offensive rebounding team. The Blue Devils have struggled against the Big East as they are 5-14-1 ATS in their last 20 games against the Big East and the Cardinals are 7-1 ATS in their last 8 games when facing teams with a winning percentage of greater than 60% Overall.

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    3. Well the 2 teams that knocked off the no 1 seed in each region r n the final four plus gator told me that florida has not won any close games this year taking michigan. Coach k is 11-1 in elite 8 games pitino 6-4 plus i like fading the public dookie for me. Shit special of the day take san antonio - 1 wait for it to drop or buy down. Miami is 2-22 in sa and already clinched the no 1 seed okc is nipping on sas butt spurs get it done today. Good luck everyone



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    4. Happy Easter Shit! We will wait some then on releasing your Shit Special of the Day on San Antone.

      Michigan getting 3 points sounds solid against the gators.

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  15. Well hockey sucks today. picking up where I left off yest. I'm takin a break best of luck everyone

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  16. Slats, do you really need Hondo for today's opener? It's the minor league Astros. They gonna be baaaaad lol. I'm seeing Rangers -135, not great odds but enough to start the season off with a win.

    -Danny

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  17. Hi gator!

    Bryan Rosica has 90 dimes - Louisville -3 /12

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  18. Rick.. hows costa riiiiiica

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  19. That game will be interesting. The way to beat Michigan is the way Florida beat FGCU, control the tempo and slow it down and make it a half court game. If they can do that, they'll win, otherwise idk if I see Michigan losing this game. Just my opinion. Also idk if you guys can do future bets but if you can, I'd look to see what odds you could get for Syracuse winning it all from here on out. That zone with those lanky ass fools is riiiiiidiculously good.

    -Danny

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    1. NBA 5* #704. Take New Orleans -6 over Cleveland, 6:05 PM EST

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  21. Danny, looks like hondo is on the rangers. I love the astros tonight. havent decided if im going to play RL +1.5 or ML

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  22. Haha we must have big balls fading rosica and lang hope we r right.

    Gator yeah i keep going back and forth w the gm i like florida but +3 seems high plus we can always do a livebet

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  23. I'll start the season with the Astros.

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    1. I guess I better put it up as a blog play if its a Hondo Fade Special.

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  24. slats.. u gonna play money line or run line +1.5.

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    1. Money line, going to play the over as well to fade IC.

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    2. Ehhhh. I had my fantasy baseball draft yesterday and was looking over that Houston team and just laughed. They need to spend money and get better players in there. I'm more than likely not going to take it at -135 though so I hope I'm wrong and you guys win!!

      -Danny

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  25. IC's plays
    4* Louisville
    4* Red Wings
    5* Hornets
    3* Rangers/Astros under

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  26. red wings down 5-0 holy cow lol

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  27. i like under in the baseball game so now ill just lay off if ic likes it

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  28. Morning and happy Easter everyone

    -Danny

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  29. Ok, here is what I'm playing today:
    Red Wings +100 (1%)
    Duke +3.5 (1%)
    Cavaliers +6 (1%)
    Rangers/Astros over 8.5 (1%)
    Astros +147 (2%) (I'm playing every Hondo fade 2% all season)

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    1. Gonna go with the Astros as a Hondo fade, plus that is too much juice to be laying the Rangers.

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    2. Gl slats. Make that money!! You going to keep track of the Hondo plays?

      -Danny

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    3. Sure, I'll keep track of wins and losses.

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  30. i am definitely going to keep a hondo record this year

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  31. Not releasing the Shit Special of the Day as the line has moved against us on San Antone. Shit: Do you still like San Antone -2?

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  32. late steam on fla up to 3.5 at some spots

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  33. I'm with you Navy. PN is dead to me. I'll still post Atkins, but I won't bet another play of his.

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    1. PN is over. Time to move on. Im w/ you Slats.
      How are we fade Hondo, stratight $ line fade.
      Im gonna play Cavs +6 later too. IC has been terrible.

      Im on OVER total in Mich/Fl for 1%.

      I like LV but everyone is on that side, might go Duke and fade em all.

      --Navy

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    2. I say straight ML unless it gets to above -150, then I'll play -1.

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  34. We should probably just bury most of that PN crew in the Las Vegas cemetery next to Derek Mancini, LOL. Maybe just track the Langster and thats it.

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    1. Agree. Lang is the only one to track.
      --Navy

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    2. Lang has made us a lot of money!

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  35. Shit.. aren't u glad u didn't take Fla lol. Gonna be a Very sad day for my gator nation

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  36. Fla +1000 . nit touching that lol

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  37. Damn gators r getting spanked any chance at a comeback?

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    1. Gators were down 15 with 39 seconds to go with the ball. now down 17. had the got it to 12/13 id say yes. now no, momentum not with them anymore

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  38. i think -7 on fla 2nd half is way to high

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  39. in game had mich -13 before the foul, he hits 2 and now its mich -10.. what on earth??

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  40. who is this hondo guy u guys are fading never heard of him before

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  41. hondo is a writer for ny post who gives out his picks for free. he is awful lol

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  42. just got a huuuge middle on the final 4. +1.5 michigan and +3 syracuse lol

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    1. Gator pick a side quit middling lol

      Greatbuys i see 2.5 at my shop i like these wolverines

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  43. Bad sign for louisville kenny smith and barkley likes louisv
    Lang guarantees cards victory or ur service is free is another bad omen

    Gator i guess billy w does get games wrong lol

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  44. shit.. middling is where the money seems to be at for me lol!! I did take michigan +1.5 for small as well though. what do u feel about spurs now that wade and james are out.

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    1. H aha they r? Guess they r pulling the same trick the spurs used against them in miami awhile back i already got spurs they need the game more heat clinched everything

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  45. wow this spurs line is up to -3 hope everyone got it at 1 or 1.5

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    1. Shit: Did not release this as a play for the blog as was hoping the number would go down. Will feel bad if this covers by ten or something.

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    2. Gator is saying wade lebron not playing i would still go in at 3

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    3. Shit Special is on the menu!

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  46. its gonna reopen at 7. wade lebron and chalmers are all out. hope everyone got it early lol

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  47. Gator who u gotin this dookie lville gm

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  48. shit... thinking about the middle lol but havent decided yet. didn't do anything on the ville/duke game. maybe something at the half. what did u end up doin?

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  49. I'm thinking that this is the national championship game being played a week early.

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  50. i do like michigan against the cuse zone...

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  51. almost just lost my lunch watching that injury

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  52. Wow that was sick!!!! i feel so bad for that kid !!!

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  53. reminds me of Tyrone Prothro WR for bama against the gators about 9 years ago

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    1. I was in the stadium when they happened. My first Bama game. I was in the opposite end zone from where it happened. I didn't actually see the injury till that night. Prothro never played another down.

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  54. i might take a stab at heat +9.5... im thinking joel anothy and bird man can get it done LOL!

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  55. slats: i was in college at the time (Florida of course) and i almost threw up my guts, i went to the game and the combo of seeing my gators get trucked and that injury.. awful day

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    1. I remember it like yesterday. We won 31-3 lol. Things kind of went downhill for Mike Shula after that season.

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  56. Well duke hanging around w kelly in foul trouble and to horrible injury for lville i agree slats this is the championship

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  57. not touching this 2nd half at all. will watch and hope no one else gets hurt

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  58. slats: yea that was shulas defining moment and like u said that was the end for him haha

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  59. i just heard that people were paying 275 to see lebron and wade for nosebleed seats. wow is that money NOT well spent

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    1. Remember the same thing happened in miami and ppl pissed duncan parker ginobili wasnt playing hope they finally meet n finals and quitplaying chess matches w ea other

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  60. I am taking a stab 73.5 under 2nd h and duke moneyline 2nd half small for both

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  61. under sounds like a decent play... i think its a brilliant move by spolstra not showing his cards

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  62. ville opens up +10 over wsu next week

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  63. Good thing i middled my way out of the duke bet

    Ville looks unstoppable i was fighting it too but its true

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  64. i see a ville/ michigan dogfight final. two best guards in cbb

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  65. Slats, I'm already believing in the Hondo fade and it's only the 6th inning lol

    -Danny

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  66. still early guys... these are still the astros lol

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  67. Our bankroll is creepin' back to its high. Slowly. I love the baseball fade. Its a long season and it has just started.
    --Navy

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  68. What time does Hondos picks for tomorrow come out lol

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  69. Very early in the morning like Quinn's. He has a deadline to meet. Unlike Quinn, he takes no days off until baseball season is over.

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  70. Thanks bro, i see Quinns on the dodgers tomorrow

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  71. 2-3 day for me, up slightly. I ended the week just losing a little juice. The Hondo train has now left the station.

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  72. Bash, delete this crap...only us cool guys can comment here

    TRUCK

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  73. Shit.. if the heat win with no players, no one is stopping this team

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    1. just one game lets not get too crazy. look what happened to Houston against the clippers the other day harden was out and they still beat them the line jumped to 3-4 points the other way.

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  74. What's it to you how much we bet?

    -Danny

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  75. shit... i still cant believe Chris Bosh hit that winning shot. Other players do tend to rise to the occasion when the starts are out. can u honestly see any team beating them 4/7 in a series?

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