Sunday, March 17, 2013

MONDAY: 1% of the bankroll on the Miami Heat -5 1/2 visiting the Boston Celtics, 8:05 PM EST

1-1 day 
Thanks Shit for that easy Hornets outright win!
2 PLAYS TODAY - SHIT'S NBA BEST BET AND FADING MR. LANG'S NBA SELECTION
LOCKING IN THE NORTH CAROLINA A & T AGGIES -2 FOR TOMORROW, THANKS SHIT!
Thanks Chevy, Its all about the Team!

Service Plays

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I want YOU to make money!
 Everything on this site is total bullshit except one thing.
Winning! I pity the fool that does not understand that!
                                                                            CURRENT FUND: FUND 4
   Starting balance of  $50,000
Today's beginning balance = $69,333.30
Todays loss = $63
Today's ending balance = $69,270.30
Loss on the current week $63

NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING BRANDON LANG IN THE NBA
$693 ON NBA 511 MIAMI HEAT -5 1/2 VISITING THE BOSTON CELTICS, 8:05 PM EST
(Grading this at -5 1/2, try to get -5)
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Miami 105 Boston 103, loss of $693

NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT'S NBA PLAY
$693 ON NBA 504 CHARLOTTE BOBCATS +6 1/2 AT HOME OVER THE WASHINGTON WIZARDS, 7:05 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Charlotte 119 Washington 114, profit of $630

BETTING A TUESDAY GAME TODAY TO LOCK IN THE NUMBER
CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - A SHIT CBB PLAY!
$693 ON CBB 540 NORTH CAROLINA A&T AGGIES -2 AT HOME OVER THE LIBERTY UNIVERSITY FLAMES, 6:40 PM EST TUESDAY

  Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
     Of course, always shop around.
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This blog's one and only inductee into the SBMS Handicapping Hall of Fame,
ladies and gentlemen,,
The World's Greatest Living Handicapper,
Mr. Brandon Lang 

Same 'ole Lang! LOL
 

Brandon, next time you visit Jenna Jameson in Vegas, leave the old lady home! LOL


Lang NBA record this season, per UZI:
LANG NBA (2012-13)

1-3, -24.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

25 DIME: 1-1
10 DIME: 0-2


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SBMS Report Card
 Last Week's Profit = $168.47
Loss on the current week $63


63 comments:

  1. Damn a lot of teams got screwed by the NCAA Committee on the seedings. They sure are against St. Louis, VCU and the Pac-12 teams wanted to root St. Louis to the Final Four I guess that dream has been crushed. Fuck You Louisville!

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  2. Shit: I could not believe it either. Don't these ***hats watch the games? Unreal!

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  3. Good morning everyone ! breakfast was fantastic !!! Thank you all very much!! when u can make a profit with a week like that holy ****!!

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  4. Morning guys! Looking for my 4th winning week in 4 weeks in this blog.

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  5. Guys, back before the Lang streak the first 2 picks that I bought from Lang were 2 NBA games. He lost them both. Neither were close. He hasn't picked an NBA game since. Lang has lost 2 out of his last 3 games. The only game he won was Ole Miss which I think he copied from Rosica. I believe the way to play Lang from here on out is via the hybrid. I believe it starts tonight with fading the NBA play he will release. Thoughts?

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    1. he is terrible in nba ! i could get down w/fading tonight

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    2. All in if its a small amount of the bankroll, maybe 1/2% or 1%

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    3. I got the feeling he copied that pick from Rosica too from watching his video.

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  6. Rosica is their bread and butter now over at Fade Nation, I hope they got some sales yesterday. You don't hear people asking for Budin or the the other 'cappers over there.

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    1. Gonna be scary slats but what the hell! Its gambling lol

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  8. I wonder if Shit will come up with something. He seems to be a night owl.

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  9. Going down to cash a ticket and talk to my friend Al if he is there....see what he likes today...be back later.

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  10. Hey guys.

    I agree that Lang is terrible in the NBA. Fading his NBA selections are the way to go. When he picks college, we may consider following based on his previous recent history. Slats: I think the hybrid is a good idea but it depends on the NBA/College plays.

    Have a good day. I will check back in later today.
    --Navy

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  11. Good morning guys. my NBA has been bad will roll with shit today.

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  12. Did not see BIg Al...he used to be a college ref...see that Lang has a video

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  13. Patrick: Lang is talking about meeting your man to be paid off at Dennys, lol, in today's video.. Lang is a faithful blog reader, lol.

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    1. I just watched it!! LMAO
      PAY ME !! i love it.

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  14. Brandon Lang :

    My 15 Dime selection is on Boston over Miami.
    The current line on this game is +5 1/2 in Vegas and offshore.
    Be sure to shop around for the best price available.

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    1. Yes sir! Love this play. This is LANG!

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    2. I am staying away from this game because Garnett may or may not play.

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  16. I love a hard wood in the morning! Wassup everyone!

    Best Bet- Charlotte Bobcats +6.5. Can't believe sorry ass Wizards are favored on the road with a 5-25 road record.

    Throw a lil' something on the Knicks +10 as a bonus play.

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  17. I loved the Knicks too today, but am going with your Bobcats pick. Last time the blog took the Bobcats they covered like about 30 plus points, LOL

    Thanks Shit!

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  18. BTW, bet North Carolina A&T today before the line goes up! They should blow out Liberty...

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  19. Hey guys! Wow. What a wild week.
    Hey, I was wondering what online sports books you guys recommend. My current bookie just told me he's shutting down after the NBA/NHL seasons end, and he won't be taking baseball action. Just curious as to what online Sports Books you non-Vegas guys use - as I don't want to have to hook up with another local sports book that I don't know (this guy actually runs a book I started back in 1998 and ran for a year with a partner - and I've known him for 30 years).
    Thanks!
    Chevy

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    1. Chevy I was in the same boat as u a few weeks back so i started with 5dimes, Slats said there ok and Shit said he was having hard time wd his $ i have not tried yet.

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  20. Thanks to the assholes over at SBR, I'm done posting there. Chili dog is a dickhead and has always had a smartass comment for everyone. Another shithead asked me the other day if I was posting Lang's real play. My patience with the Rx is wearing thin as well. For now on I'm posting Lang here and only here.

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    1. Slats that is why this is the only place i have ever spoke,ungrateful jealous immature ***holes over there and Rx ! Here we all want to help each other win $!! And have fun doing it!

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    2. as they always say "home is where the heart is", I love this place more and more everyday.

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    3. slats: I won't post at the SBR or the Rx anymore either. I am giving it a break at opening up the service plays thread at the FBZ as well. I will just post here from now on out.

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  21. Chevy, where have you been? Where in the world is Truck?

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  22. Im taking night off guys no action for me **** NBA
    it dnt matter but i like Celtics.

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    1. I don't blame you. The Lang fade will be my only play tonight.

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  23. I went into a cold streak, so I backed off for a bit. A lot of my NCAA trends (home court/road ATS etc..) don't apply now that we are in tourney time and on neutral courts. I post a few plays soon. Looking to spot more trends in NBA/NHL. Can't wait for baseball.

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  24. This blog is way better than RX. Too much BS there.
    There's a statement from Bo Schembechler's THE TEAM speech that applies here.

    "We're gonna believe in each other, we're not gonna criticize each other, we're not gonna talk about each other - we're gonna ENCOURAGE each other!!"
    THE TEAM - THE TEAM - THE TEAM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnSOwvj24M0

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  25. BTW, how was lang during the tournament last year? do we follow or fade in this tournament?

    I looked at the lines for the (real) first round and feel that there are a lot of value in the dogs (especially double digit ones).

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  26. Hey Truck nice 2 hear from you !
    Im not sure i consider that chasing but to each his own.

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  27. BOBCATS! BOBCATS! BOBCATS! One down, one more to go.

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    1. Adding a 1/2% on Knicks/Jazz Over 188.5

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  28. Shit: Thanks. You're pickin outright dog - winners! You're the new BLang.

    --Navy

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  29. TRUCK - Good seeing you!

    Hey, I don't think 3% on a play is unrealistic. Per this blogs record of picks, we are up high enough in college baketball, college football, NFL and even a nice winning percentage in hockey, LOLI
    I say that because if you applied the winning percentages in those sports with the optimum amount of money to have after one season, then the optimum percentage would be much higher than 3%. So I would not consider 3% on any play to be racing but actually coming closer to the optimum bet

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    1. No problem slats. thanks for posting

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    2. You are a huge asset to the forum. let's get it tomm

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    3. I didn't like the play either way, it was close though. You'll get 'em next time...

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  31. Hey Rick, it's Bobcats not Hornets (yet)....

    Thanks everybody I try to find hidden gems sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't....

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    1. Shit:

      Please become the NBA Moderator for Life for our NBA picks. It means you can veto any NBA pick. Thanks.

      Rick

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    2. With great power comes greater responsibilities...Wow I am honored but for life? I hope I don't fuck it up.

      Went 2-1 for the day profit of 1.5 Units as the Knicks win outright wonder if I should start sprinkling a lil' something on the ML for these dogs.

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  32. As I recall, Lang had a halfway decent NCAA Tourney last year.

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    1. Chevy. u are correct. he did pretty decent for him during the tourney

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