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I want YOU to make money!
Everything on this site is total bullshit except one thing.
Winning! I pity the fool that does not understand that!
CURRENT FUND: FUND 4
Starting balance of $50,000
Today's beginning balance = $61,694.14
Today's loss = $3,095
Today's ending balance = $58,599.14
This weeks loss = $3,095
We are fading that Atkins character here as well, Brett has the Nationals run line
MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING HONDO IN BASEBALL
$619 ON MLB 901 MIAMI MARLINS RUN LINE +1 1/2 +100 VISITING THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS, 1:05 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Washington 2 Miami 0, loss of $619
$619 ON MLB 901 MIAMI MARLINS RUN LINE +1 1/2 +100 VISITING THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS, 1:05 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Washington 2 Miami 0, loss of $619
MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING HONDO IN BASEBALL
$619 ON MLB 916 NEW YORK YANKEES -110 AT HOME AGAINST THE BOSTON RED SOX, 1:05 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Boston 8 New York Yankees 2, loss of $619
$619 ON MLB 903 SAN DIEGO PADRES +125 VISITING THE NEW YORK METS, 1:10 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: New York Mets 11 San Diego 2, loss of $619NBA BET FOR 2% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
$1,238 ON NBA 741 CHARLOTTE BOBCATS +12 VISITING THE MILWAUKEE BUCKS, 8:05 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Milwaukee 131 Charlotte 102, loss of $1,238
Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
Of course, always shop around.
SBMS Report Card
Week Before Last Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
Last Week's Loss = $1,512.22
This weeks loss = $3,095
This weeks loss = $3,095
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Brandon! You scared my cat with your video!
Drum roll please!
ladies and gentlemen,
The World's Greatest Living Handicapper,
Mr. Brandon Lang
Morning guys! Here's Hondo (0-1)
ReplyDeleteIt’s always good to get that first bludgeoning out of the way. Hondo went draino last night with the Rangers, who were pummeled by the lowly ’Stros to put the Day 1 deficit at 80 lemongellos.
Today, since the Fish will be swimming upstream all season, he will back Strasburg and the Nats with 10 units. Also, you can’t bet against Jon Niese when his wife is wearing her lucky blue skivvies, so Mr. Aitch will put another 10 on the Metamucils. As they say in Nigeria: Goodluck Jonathon. And finally, not even that most optimistic of Yankee fans, Rosie Scenario, sees any hope for the aged and injured Yankees — 10 on the Sawx to coldcock CC.
Ignoring Paul Bearer here, I'm going to make an exception to the money line/run line thing. We will be getting over +200 for the Marlins. In that situation, I don't mind playing the run line.
ReplyDeleteI delete the Funeral Home Director's messages when I see them. RIP
DeleteMorning guys ! Glad u finished up strong !!
ReplyDeleteSlats: if i read that correctly, Marlins, Padres, Yanks.
ReplyDeleteand are we playing RL for Marlins or ML?
--Navy
I played the run line with the Marlins because I still got +105 with it.
ReplyDeleteI bet:
ReplyDeleteMarlins +1.5 (+105)
Padres +127
Yankees -109
All for 2%.
I'm thinking that I'm going to lay off IC because I'm already going to have 6% of my bankroll in play today. Thoughts?
Hondo won last night. He could have a roll. I think you should just stick with Hondo too. The blog will take each of these at 1%
DeleteLuckily every play is early. It could give me a chance to press with IC later.
Deletegood point
DeleteMarlins +1.5 (+105)
ReplyDeleteNyy -105
Sd +126
All 1/2 %
BOL guys!
Good morning and good luck Patrick!
DeleteTRUCK -
ReplyDeleteGood seeing you!
Good morning everyone.
Rick, check this out. i received an infraction for posting Hondo's writeup for talking about a team. All I did was paste. I never mentioned any specific team.
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SBR have little dbags that troll the service plays forum...their infractions are silly.
DeleteSBR is a shithouse. They let people bash posters with impunity while those who do post service plays get infractions for reasons even outside their own rules. I got 3 infractions for using PMs. So called "private messages" are NOT private and they give you infractions for using them for unspecified reasons. I shut that that dam PM thing off and refuse to post there every again! SBR is a shithouse! LOL
DeleteOh by the way, did I mention that the SBR was a shithouse? LOL
DeleteI do nominate posts over there at SBR, thats about it for me. SBR is a joke.
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ReplyDeleteCa$h it!
DeleteBigtime: We don't mention that name in here! LOL
DeleteI can also be everybody else that posts here too. Just add in a little
ReplyDelete--Navy
or
-Danny
or
TRUCK
Pls expl.
Delete--Navy
Its April Fools day LOL
DeleteHi Navy:
DeleteHe is just kidding around with ya!
Love the blog!
ReplyDeleteRick, have you seen IC's plays yet?
ReplyDeleteNot yet. From reading his website at Docs (RIP), IC is the greatest thing to come along since fried chicken!
DeleteAtkins: Nationals RL
ReplyDeleteThey just won't stop messing with us! LOL
DeleteBrandon Lang has a 20 dime play on the Pacers +4.5 over the Clippers.
ReplyDeleteI can't release this play yet as a Brandon Lang follow play till Shit looks at it. Shit is NBA Moderator for Life and as such has VETO POWER over any NBA picks.
Phew barely woke up for the start of the opening day, alarm clocks are useless lol. Time to get pizzaid lol
ReplyDelete-Danny
Danny -
DeleteGood morning!
You are an early riser compared to Shit! lol
Gotta rise early just incase the plays are on the early games lol
ReplyDelete-Danny
IC:
ReplyDeletePortland over
Santa Clara
Dodgers
Passing on NHL.
Thanks!
Deletegood morning guys.. bad start so far. let's go!
ReplyDeleteI just bought Hondo's lifetime package. I got in for the low price of $969.99. He's going to scan and email me the newspapers before anyone else gets a chance to post online or read the paper. I'll be posting them here first, then SBR, then theRX. I'll be so cool. I'll have more internet friends than anyone. ever. Just call me Bigtime Baller.
ReplyDeleteHoller.
I am a troll that has nothing else to do with my life than to whack off while posting on a blog where I'm not welcome.
DeleteHolla
Today is April 1st.
DeleteApril Fools Slats.
You have no sense of humor.
Whacking again? You need a new hobby.
DeleteI faded IC for 1/2%. I'm a glutton for punishment I guess. I'm hoping for 1 Marlins run!
ReplyDeleteSo was I lol
Deletemorning everyone or afternoon for others....
ReplyDeleteShit Special of the Day is Charlotte +12 against Milwaukee. The Bucks are just 1-6 ATS and straight up in the last seven games while Charlotte are a decent 5-2 ATS and a decent 3-4 straight up. I look for the Bobcats to hang in there and cover this inflated number or even win outright.
As far as the Lang pick I personally am gonna pass. Clippers just got blown out by the Rockets the other day in Houston without Harden so I have a feeling they are gonna come out guns blazing. Always reverse the trend while on there road trip which is 1-3 straight up or 2-2 ATS playing home. While Pacers are fat and happy winning there last 3 road games covering two so may be due for a let down. If I had a lean it would be towards L.A.
Good afternoon Shit!
DeleteBobcats for 2%
I changed my mind I am going in on the Lang fade and taking the Clips -5 for 1%.
Deletegator I see what u mean about the heat but injuries can happen and can derail a team remember derrick rose last year? that is about the only thing I can see stopping the heat from winning it all.
ReplyDeletedamn we are betting baseball now? missed out on a few of these games already...
Going w/ Shit and poss the IC 10pm(est) fades.
ReplyDeletePN is dead to me!!!
--Navy
Navy what is IC 10pm fade game?
Delete#743. Take Over 200 Portland vs. Utah (Monday @ 10pm est).
Delete#748. Take Santa Clara -7.5 over George Mason (Monday @ 10pm est)
--Navy
2 teams I am gonna stay off of in baseball are Yankees and Marlins. Bad teams really bad....
ReplyDeleteI'm playing spurs 1st 1/2 and game 1/2% alao
ReplyDeleteBOL gator if u can find a player prop u should go Over 21.5 points for Tony Parker when Duncans out his scoring goes up.
Deleteeither rosica is copying lang or vice versa because they both are on the pacers. is this the 2nd or 3rd day in a row?
ReplyDeleteI am fading sorry...
I'd go.clips in that one
ReplyDeletemy plays for today are boston +5, clips -5, and bobcats +12. what u got in the nba today gator?
DeleteClips fading lang.. he's awful at NBA. bobcats and 2 spurs plays
DeleteSpurs first half cash money
ReplyDeletedamn I guess u r onto something. missed out on it though. 2nd half is just +6 which would mean they would have to win by 1 pass for me.
DeleteNot doubling up but I think spurs win.I am gonna fade big line movements due to injuries rest of the year . I'm just pissed because I leaned under first half and.didn't pull the trigger
DeleteI like that strategy too but Portland is one I would not want to back w no aldridge. we should have jumped on Houston w/ no harden though.
DeleteI agree.. Portland sucks lol.
Deletesorry guys for that bobcats play they just fell apart in the end of the 3rd/4th qtr. and bucks bench caught on fire
ReplyDeletethese clips are looking bad....
Bad day all around Shit. Its just one day. Lots of baseball and NBA left!
DeleteI guess we just take it one day at a time. don't do anything irrational just take your hits and come back fighting the next day....
Deleteits all good shit.. we'll do better tomorrow
ReplyDeletegator u like dallas tomorrow against fakers? whoever wins this will probably win the 8th seed right?
Deleteunless Utah passes them...
Deletecould be.. i hope the fakers miss the playoff, what a joke that team is. well g. mason lost game 1, definitely playing them game 2!! that tourney is fixed
ReplyDeleteI said from the beginning that the team was built wrong nash doesn't work well with centers. I hate them too I am in on g mason if you are in....
Deletei sprinkled 1/8% on over 2nd half of 94.. hope it hits. nice 52 pt 3rd quarter
ReplyDeletei am in big time.. prolly be a dog im goin ML prolly 2-3%
ReplyDeletei'm not sure if its going ot.
ReplyDeleteyea lamar odom is playing.. how is that clown still in the nba.. gives me some hope
ReplyDeleteto bad im only 6'1 lol
ReplyDeletematt barnes is horrible too all fakers rejects on this team. funny how blake is always on the bench end of 4th qtrs.
ReplyDeleteregarding george mason, my friend is going Huge on it. i hope it chases lol
ReplyDeletewhat is the line?
DeleteI will tell you one thing the coach is the one reason why the clips won't go far in the playoffs...
and they're not fouling because????
ReplyDeleteno line yet but he thinks theyll be a slight dog
ReplyDeletethey had all summer to get a better coach but they did jack squat.
ReplyDeletewhich team are u a fan of?
ReplyDeletetonight will be another shit and gator conversation lol
ReplyDeleteI don't like one particular team but I did pick the heat to repeat before the season.
ReplyDeleteeither way we are screwed. we had -5 so no way we would have won only OT.
ReplyDeletehad they called a foul and he made it would have been tie game. always want the favorite in ot..
ReplyDeletetrue plus hibbert fouled out he was killing them.
Deletewhat u think Miami is gonna do tomorrow against the knicks? does lbj and wade play? -7.5 seems high
nice job on the over BTW.
ReplyDeletebeautiful pass by griffin and a brick by odom lol
ReplyDeletethanks.. helps make up some money. ended up playing the mariners also.. anytime i can get king felix at plus money im there
ReplyDeletetune in for the shit and gator show! lol
ReplyDeleteI pulled an 0fer today hope I can bounce back tomorrow. g. mason come on down!
i dont know with miami at this point to be honest.. they have a 4 game lead on spurs for best record and clinched the eastern conference. ive heard from my friend who has season tix that lebron and wade may just play home games. he sold his 35 dollar tickets for 195 each. if lbj and wade doesnt pay.. someone got screwed lol
ReplyDeleteif I coached the team I would just sit them and play them maybe the last 3-4 games or so. maybe play against them the first playoff game due to rust. lol
Deletei enjoy these conversations, we both know sports very well
ReplyDeletehave u noticed other people are just coming here and trolling.. whats the point lol
ReplyDeleteyeah join in....
Deleteso who u like to be in the ncaa tournament finals? I am leaning Michigan and take the points with Wichita st.
so who u like to win the western conf. this year? might have to do a futures bet. hope okc is not in the finals I don't want to see a sweep or 4-1 finals. zzzzz
Michigan and ville and ville wins. i would take a stab on the nuggets. if they get the 3 seed i think they could beat okc
ReplyDeleteeven with the -10.5 point spread u would take ville? I was thinking put some on Michigan +420 to win championship but that is a pipe dream right?
DeleteI agree I like nuggets but Lawson has that heel problem right now so if he goes the team goes. that first round would be fun between Denver and golden st. if they get the 3/6 spots. I kinda like Memphis depending on gasol's health.
im so excited for baseball season, thats where i normally do the best :)
ReplyDeletewell let me know ur picks ahead of time. I only did the playoffs last year and cashed big with the giants in the world series.
Deletei'm waiting for football season! I love the double digit home underdogs in the NFL. lol
Deleteregarding cbb, i got michigan at +1.5 and got some middling too. I will prolly throw more on a michigan/ville moneyline parlay which will pay even
ReplyDeletedouble digit home dogs are free money
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ReplyDeletei play alot of baseball plays but for small, goes against what everyone does here lol but i go like 1/8% on a bunch and hit about 55-56 percent. I never play anything more than -120 and lots of dogs
ReplyDeletedamn u got a good price on mich +1.5 now its -2.5 what a steal!
ReplyDeleteyeah its no fun taking favorites when u have to pay -150+...
people are so concerned with winning percentage. in baseball 50 is awesome as long as u dont take huge favorites. I argued with a friend who last year wanted to take the yankees every game. sometimes they were -300, i told him good luck ull get killed
ReplyDeleteI agree he will go broke that's like taking an nba or college game at moneyline all the time. sometimes the dogs will win. it's a matter of time.
Deleteand i don't normally do -1.5 runs. ive been burned so many times by a team winning by 1. I make a -1 line if the vig is high. but many times i will take +1.5 runs if its less than -115
ReplyDeletethey've got to come up with a better betting system than the 1.5 runs and same thing in nhl hate those.
Deletei hope michigan wins by 1 or 2. will be a nice middle. i got 1% on mich +1.5 and 3% on michigan +1.5 and 3% cuse +3 for the middle. i still cant believe i got both as dogs lol
ReplyDeletethis year im gonna try some moneyline parlays. my pro friend does it alot and hits at a nice clip
ReplyDeletesometimes those parlays can drain u though.
Deletelike tomm i might go darvish and price on a ml which will probably pay like +145 or so
ReplyDeletedo u know how to do the -1 line. i have heard offshore books offer it but vegas doesnt
ReplyDeletenot sure someone else on here was talking about it for nhl but I never could figure it out in my book.
Deletewhat? they got the rangers -180 tomorrow. so ur saying if u do -1 it would be closer to +145?
yea i know thats why im gonna do the parlays here and there.
ReplyDeleteright now i really like balt/tb under 7 and over 9 stl/ariz mlb. prolly go 1/4 on each
ReplyDeletesurprised at az today that they scored so many runs against cards.
Deletelet me calculate it out..
ReplyDeletetexas would be -146 which is awful at -1. i like texas and thats why id thrown them in a ml parlay if i do it
ReplyDelete-1 works much better for a home team. u get 60 cents extra on the road for -1.5 vs at home u get and extra 100 cents
ReplyDeletewow so if u get a tie at least u get ur money back.
Delete-1 is essentially a calculation combination of the money line and run line which can be used for hockey or baseball
ReplyDeleteif u want i can type it out. its kind of long but if itll help u id be more than happy to do it
ReplyDeletethat's fine I would like to take a look at it. I still want to know how u do it at an online book.
Deleteexactly, teams win by 1 u pretty much push
ReplyDeleteive heard books like 5dimes offer it the day of.. friend in Florida uses them, however he told me my calculation of the -1 is better than what they offer by about 8 to 10 cents so like if they give -105 my line calculated would be like +103-+105
ReplyDeletemaybe that's why I haven't seen it.
Deletein the mlb playoffs last year I used to do props like the first 5 innings betting on a side or will there be a score after the first inning. easy props that cashed.
i work all day tomorrow but when u get up lol let me know what game u would want to try and we can compare what i get versus what they offer.
ReplyDeletethat's fine not a lot of games tomorrow anyways. I may sprinkle some on ur suggestions on the over az/stl 9 and under balt/tb 7
Deletebased on the rangers game at -180 for ML and -110 for run line. lets use 100 bucks as an easy example: i figured u would bet 64.30 on the ml to pay 35.70 and 35.70 to win 32.40 so ur betting 100 to win 68.1.
ReplyDeleteid go small if u bet them though. first 2 weeks are hard but the following 1.5 months are where the money is.
ReplyDeleteur example seems pretty straightforward
Deletelot of upsets in this first full day today so hopefully like u said after 2 weeks things settle down...
i like the az/stl over more than the other one btw
ReplyDeletelooking at it more
ReplyDeletethey got az 9 over at -120
Deleteand tb under 7 at -125
so guess the money is already pouring in...
haha found out Garcia is pitching for cards tomorrow he is horrible.
yea.. i may also take a stab at this ryu (street fighter) character for the dodgers tomorrow. like taking left handed pitchers in there first start
ReplyDeleteyep garcia is awful. my book has -115 on the over. I wouldnt play tampa under at -125 too steep
ReplyDeleteonly if that street fighter movie w/ van damme was watchable. hahaha
ReplyDeletewhy left handed pitchers?
im a sucker for left handed pitchers for some reason. in the past ive noticed they do well in their first major league start
ReplyDeleteI can see ur point nobody heard of this guy and everybody probably bet the "known" pitcher instead...
Deleteaccording to vegas insider it says 5dimes has reduced of -107 for that zona game over
ReplyDeletejust pulled it up its actually -114 and tb -123 on reduced
Delete-114 isnt terrible
ReplyDeletei'll put in ur recommended 1/8% on that one
Deletedont be mad if it loses lol! im going 1/8% dodgers 1/8 over stl/zona and 1/8 under tb/balt
ReplyDeleteyeah it happens to the best of us I do give out some bum nba picks too.
Deleteur picks have been pretty solid
ReplyDeletenba is hard to cap i think. im gonna try to find a book that does under props for lamar odom haha
ReplyDeleteI know a couple things when nba playoffs come:
Deletefading the clippers and the knicks possible 1st round exits coming. book it
i wanna see what hondo has tomorrow. i took the yankees to fade him but hated that pick.
ReplyDeletealso hated that marlins one too. I may just sit on the sidelines and see how he does the first week.
DeleteI saw this betting website called cappers access had a 2-0 day and has been spot on his college games over the weekend. they post the picks on rx.
well if the knicks play the celtics.. someone has to win.. im gonna fade the celtics from here on out. they are just brutal
ReplyDeletehahaha bad bet if u fade the Celtics they always tank the end of the season and turn it back on in the playoffs remember they did this a few years in a row.
DeleteI think they are more likely to play the bulls not the Celtics though. Indiana would play Celtics.
as soon as someone follows they go to crap. thats what i hate about fading people or even following for that matter .. lang every year was 43% so it was found money.
ReplyDeleteI learned my lesson I usually go find several cappers opinions and I look at who I like personally and form an evaluation opinion afterwards.
Deleteyea i wanna fade the rest of the regular season, playoff are another story. veteran team
ReplyDeletebobcats have been covering a lot as of late. every time i bet Portland they don't cover. my nemesis team.
ReplyDeleteyeah them and Orlando. both cover today too. never can tell with those two.
Deletei notice u pick alot of dogs. i do the same thing. my brain likes taking points but ill take a favorite if the price is right
ReplyDeleteI agree I like favorites too but I start leaning towards the other way when it gets to double digits. I did take the clips today and they burned me. go figure.
Deletei was just going to say about Orlando.. were down huge and still covered
ReplyDeleteone thing i will say that if lang has an nba game i would fade it.. i just dont know if he is really making these picks. he is on a sick run for him..
ReplyDeletebut today he had the same nba pick as rosica. something fishy is going on between those two.
Deletei agree with ur look on cappers. they dont know any more than u or i
ReplyDeletethat whole site is a scam. most of the people are fake
ReplyDeletethey are? we should post a website and take the opposites. hahaha we would make a killing
Deletenot a bad idea haha. lets see redd, dom chambers who they killed off and craig davis are fake. chambers was a great afde, dunno who made his picks but he was straight cash
ReplyDeleteheard teddy covers got the same scam going too. bunch of crooks bet they don't even bet on games just cash on the subscriptions.
Deleteall these touts are 47-52 percent, cant make anything. my goal is 57-58% overall. can make good money at that rate
ReplyDeleteit's tough especially if u are betting on all the sports. normally if u are good at one sport then stick to that only then u can succeed at a higher clip.
Deletethe saying on al demarco is he never met a favorite he didnt like also that awful rag on his head... steve budin also loves chalk from his so called sources lol
ReplyDeleteteddy doesnt cover. hes brutal as well
ReplyDeletethats true. i bet more baseball than anything, i think thats my best
ReplyDeleteim gonna just stick to bowling betting. take the fattest guy and cash!
ReplyDeleteive never bet on womens anything. probably money to be made b/c no one bets it so lines are probably soft
ReplyDeleteheard there was a big upset over the weekend Louisville womens beating some higher seed can't remember but they were like 20+ points underdog and won outright.
Deletei read somwhere they were 75/1. they beat baylor with that manly center
ReplyDeletedamn we should have parlayed that with Michigan moneyline and call it a week to remember!
Deletei know. i don't follow women's basketball at all but i remember that Baylor didn't lose a game last year. i read that Louisville shot like 80% from 3
ReplyDeletewe should put in a fade for them the next game 1/10%. lol
Deletea better plan would have been heat ml yesterday with the no shows at +450 along with louisville women's. 100 bucks.. could have taken a year off from work lol
ReplyDeleteyeah I forgot about the heat. bad bet for me. =(
Deletelets see who they play
ReplyDeletelooks like Tennessee tomorrow regional final
ReplyDeletewe should tell rick thats the shitgator special of the day lol
ReplyDeletehe probably will laugh at it and not bet it.
Deletei probably wouldn't either if i was him.. can u imagine the blog going off if it lost lol
ReplyDeletehave u heard that baylor girl greiner talk.. for sure a dude
ReplyDeleteno I haven't looking up Tennessee's stats thinking about it.
Deletewill look for that girl next. lol
damn its getting late might have to do this tomorrow. u let me know if you want to fade Louisville. I think Tennessee and UConn usually wins the championship if I am not mistaken.
ReplyDeletetalk to u tomorrow...
Deletelol ill sleep on it.. if u find a game u wanna try calculating that -1 line let me know and we can compared what it gives u vs what we figure out.
Deletesee ya
gnite
ReplyDelete