Tuesday, March 26, 2013

TUESDAY: SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY - 1% of the bankroll on the Dallas Mavs -1 at home against the LA Clippers, 9:35 PM EST

1-1 day for a small loss on the vig. Rosica goes 1-5 on his last 6 bets and jinxes our 'Bama play!

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 Everything on this site is total bullshit except one thing.
Winning! I pity the fool that does not understand that!
                                                                                     CURRENT FUND: FUND 4
   Starting balance of  $50,000
Today's beginning balance = $61,942.36
Today's loss = $56.28
Today's ending balance = $61,886.08
Loss on the current week = $1,320.28

  Sorry guys, I did not know  Bryan Rosica was on this game when we released it!
CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHK FREELOADER PLAY!
$619 ON CBB 658 ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE -4 AGAINST THE MARYLAND TERRAPINS, 7:30 PM EST
Loss, Maryland 58 Alabama 57, loss of $619

Thanks Shit!
NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
$619 ON NBA 656 DALLAS MAVERICKS -1 AT HOME AGAINST THE LA CLIPPERS, 9:35 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Dallas 109 LA Clippers 102,  profit of $562.72

Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
     Of course, always shop around.
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Our daily plan for this week:

1% of the bankroll on the Brett Atkins Fade

1% of the bankroll on Shit's top NBA play

1% of the bankroll on SHK's Freeloader Play if he has one

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Drum roll please!
ladies and gentlemen,
The World's Greatest Living Handicapper,
Mr. Brandon Lang
























BRANDON LANG COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT RECORD INCLUDING TODAY'S GAME (2013)

6-5, -18 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-2
80 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 1-0
20 DIME: 0-1
15 DIME: 2-0

 10 DIME: 1-1

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SBMS Report Card
 Last Week's Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
Loss on the current week = $1,320.28

114 comments:

  1. Good morning guys, Gator i hope your son is ok and getting better ! i fell asleep early just read some of comments, im ocd anyway but stay the course for sure they threw his mug up there cuz their ecstatic he finally won a gm ! Slats u got nothing to worry about bro ! In fact they fear us! We will bounce back we are all playing with bankrolls and the size of bets go dwn like Rick said in funks !

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  2. Good morning guys! I had an uneventful night except for Craig Davis trying to come in through my chimney. Lets get some cash back today!

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  3. Morning everyone,

    I am sticking with my guns and taking Dallas +1.5 (depending on where you shop) seems like the public is all over the Clippers but the line is dropping so get the points as soon as you can it might be pick'em before tipoff. I like the Mavs because they have a shot at the 8th seed and with the Lakers loss yesterday they got the extra motivation to step it up. Plus I don't see the Clippers sweeping this 3 game series this year.

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  4. Anyone want to take a trip to Pick Nation headquarters in Miami. Google Maps will show you a street view of the building. You should try it. It's amazing how much is available on Budin and Rolli, if you know the right places to search. Why do I waste my time? I'm just an old guy w/ alot of time on my hands. Maybe it reminds me of the good ole days.

    --Navy

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    1. LOL...you should read some of the old memos!

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    2. I would post some stuff but its all proprietary information (theirs, not mine) that was sent to me by an anonymous source from Atlanta. As far as I am concerned, they still own the information even though its in my custody. It will never see the light of day unless Rolli gives me permission to release it. Let me tell you this though.....if you are a player and read this stuff...well, lets just say it would raise your blood pressure!

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  5. I went to a lecture at the local community college on Debt Management, How to manage your money. The presenter was a Professional Skip Tracer. For those who do not know what that is, its someone who is hired to find people who have "lost their identity" b/c they are hiding from someone or something, usually b/c of money. He was the most fascinating person I have ever heard speak. We are all being watched and basically no one can hide. It's scary, real scary. This has nothing to do w/ the real purpose but I was bored to I started skip tracing Steveo and Rolli.

    --Navy

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    1. You can get a lot of information on these guys.....I am only interested in the humor aspect. Like Rolli's 1978 high school year book picture, LOL. But why use that stuff, we might get a laugh but I would not want to give the guy stomach problems. I say leave them alone but warn players about overbetting and following prey to the hype. Remember, they are there to sell a product. Not all products are good for you, for example Coke. The other thing is that they are way way way better than they used to be. So I got to give them some credit.

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    2. They did get mixed up with the wrong crowd on some legal matters. They don't exactly have Philadelphia lawyers working for them. But that kind of stuff has a way of biting you on the ass without our help.

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    3. I like my friend Mills Lane's motto: Lets get it on! LOL

      Remember this if you get paranoid:

      "A coward dies a thousand times before his death, but the
      valiant taste of death but once."

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    4. I say we all cam up and show ourselves to the world!

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    5. I should post Stu Feiner's video where he talks about the different kinds of fraud and tells everyone to leave Brandon Lang the fuck alone! What is amazing to me is they have these long term Lang Fade posters that think they know everything that is going on and they don't even have a clue. They need to get a life!

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    6. My real feelings about Rolli and Budin, and especially Rolli, are two guys who are living in glass houses. They should not be letting their kids throw rocks at the neighbors who live in brick houses.

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    7. You make a good point about personal privacy Navy. What I suggest to people is that they don't use debit or credit cards. Never give out personal information to anyone, such as those store cards. Don't use a cell phone either, for one thing its like sticking the side of your brain in a microwave oven. In the old days in Vegas, you could buy everything with cash including cars and houses. Now if you use cash to buy a latte at Starbucks they think you could be a terrorist.

      I remember reading about Ted Bundy. One of the ways he got caught was when he was out on a serial killing spree he used a credit card to buy gas. How stupid! Cut up those credit and debit cards!

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    8. Also, texting and using a cell phone in a car is a good way to kill yourself, other people including bikers and pedestrians or just end up having a bad day.

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  6. Roflmao!!! Atkins has a teaser tonight!
    Bama & East Carolina

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    1. You might as well signed up for the "Tulip Bulb of the Month Club" from Holland for all this Atkins package is worth. LOL

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  7. That's they're way of saying "you're not fading ****"

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    1. slats: They are harmless, they are just having fun with you. I got some great great ideas for some practical jokes but I say we should show some mercy, LOL

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    2. In 1989, I was once having fun with a radio talk show guy in Baltimore and it involved the wife of a mayor in Nevada. She was going to be in the September 1989 Playboy magazine and the magazine hit the stands early in the town I was living in. She was doing a autograph signing at a bookstore so I went down and had her sign for Ted at the radio station like at 5:00 PM Pacific time on Friday night and rushed the Playboy over to Fedex and sent it to Baltimore. The next Monday Ted made a big deal of getting the package (that issue of Playboy was not out for the rest of the country) and opening it up. It was good for a laugh. He played it up real good. I took a Poloroid camera and even sent pictures of her with a sign saying "Hi Ted."

      The problem is, right after I left the bookstore she got suddenly ill and was rushed to the hospital. I don't think she was ready for the publicity and I may have had a part in her sudden illness. Sometimes I can come on too strong. Since then I think twice before I pull off stunts like that. I felt bad as hell when I read in the Saturday paper what had happened. I was like the first in line so I could make FEDEX and I am sure I did not help matters, so to speak. First rule, do no harm!

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    3. I'm probably the only one in the world who has an Atkins package. It's easy for them the identify me lol.

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    4. They are easily excitable...LOL

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    5. They will start buying Stu Feiner's top play tomorrow (they get his plays at a professional courtesy discount) and giving that to you next, LOL

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  8. I opened up the FBZ Service Plays thread and posted some plays and then the Service Plays moderator comes in and posts that Rosica has a 90 dime play on BYU and then another like owner of the place comes in and posts identical postings I already made, LOL.

    I give up.

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  9. Dam it SHK! Post a dam Freeloader Play today. You are 15-2 in these and we need a winner. Get off your ass and give us a play! LOL

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  10. Why is Shit giving us plays with a line of +1 1/2 when its -1 everywhere.. I wonder now about Shit, LOL

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  11. we can fade ! Maryland +8 & Loyola M +8 two team 4pt teaser!

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    1. LOL, if they give you a teaser tomorrow I will put up Rolli's high school year book picture! We got 'em by the balls now! LOL

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  12. good morning everyone.. glad yesterday is long over. From what I can see the mavs were +1.5 earlier and then moved to -1. Im gonna wait to see what the line does. Have a nice day everyone!

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  13. I'm on Mavs +1 and Bama -4 for 1%.

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  14. FROM SHK's BLOG:

    "The losing streak continues thanks to a team who can't take advantage of the worst Detroit team in decades in a back to back situation with their entire season on the line.It is time this Phoenix team stops being a burden to the state of Arizona and follow Atlanta's footsteps and folds once and for all.Nevertheless the 25-16 winning March continues as we get back to college basketball so join me and cash it!Freeloader Alabama -3.5"

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  15. Rosica is on Alabama! Hahaha! So atkins, SHK, and Rosica on Bama?

    Yeah I dragged myself out of bed so I can tell everyone to take the Mavs because it was moving towards the other way. Hope everyone got the points.

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    1. You got to be Shitting me! Rosica is on Alabama! Too late now, I already released it, dam!

      Thanks for giving out the Mavs early. Of course the blog has to use about the worst line available so we had to go with -1.

      Thanks Shit!

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  16. hes doing better Patrick thanks for asking

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    1. that's scary I know my wife got stung by a scorpion here in AZ and her arm got numb. so I know about those damn scorpions. hope all is well gator...

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  17. It's hilarious that last week when he was winning we had to beg, borrow and steal for Rosica's plays. Now you can get them at any neighborhood forum or wal mart

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    1. now lang's play seems to have disappeared w/o u slats!

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    2. lang said he had Houston cougars last night thought he didn't have a pick? hmmmm

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    3. Yeah. I had several pm's in my inbox.

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    4. I was at the dollar store this morning. They got a whole bin of them for a buck! LOL

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  18. If I put on my marketing hat, if PN is messin' w/ us, I wouldnt be surprised if Bama covers. They get Rosica back on track.

    Whoever was picking for BLang used savy public relation tactics to spin him to the positive. Now, not so sure. Rosica was hot, now cold. So they had us biting, I would sit back and just observe his plays...dont let his play influence us.

    If Rosica had a diff play, we would all be pumped for Bama. So maybe PN is back to the right side trying to amp up Rosica.

    Just food for thought.
    --Navy

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    1. Navy -

      Well all I can say is 'Bama sure in the hell better cover, we got them as one of our picks! LOL

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  19. Indian Cowboy, who lives in Alabama, is on the Crimson Tide too!

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  20. I remember IC saying he lived in the same town where the University of Alabama is at. I wonder where he came up with the name of Indian Cowboy. I been to Mississippi (visited Tunica, very poor area around there) but not Alabama. I wonder if they got cowboys in Alabama?

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    1. I live in Alabama. I don't see many Cowboys, especially not Indian ones.

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    2. Thanks slats...I figured they didn't have many cowboys.

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  21. Nevada has cowboys! I used to live in Winnemucca and rodeo was a big thing there for the high school guys. When I lived there they did not even have a McDonalds and someone had burned down the only movie theatre and they burned down the drive-in too. The only entertainment was like 3 casinos and five whore houses. Neon and nylon baby!

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    1. They'll bring in the PBR once a year and maybe have some pig lassoing at the fair. That's about it as far as I know. I'm not much of a country biy

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    2. I think TRUCK is into country music but his tastes may have changed now since he started hanging with the Trannies, LOL.

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    3. pig lassoing...I have not tried that!

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    4. I wonder if they grease the pigs...why am I thinking now of that movie Deliverance?

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  22. The forums seemed to have all gone to hell. The trolls don't even bother to go into the SBR any more and others are like abandoned ghost towns. Rx is about the strongest but not like they used to be.

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  23. Jack Jones likes the Mavs too:

    20* Clippers/Mavs TNT Tuesday Night BAILOUT on Dallas Money Line -109

    The Dallas Mavericks are quietly sneaking up on that 8th and final playoff spot in the Western Conference. They trail the Los Angeles Lakers by just 1.5 games thanks to a nice run in which they have won eight of their last 11 games overall.

    Dallas has been undervalued for quite some time now due to a slow start to the season. That's evident by the fact that it is 25-10 ATS in its last 35 games overall. The Mavs should be laying points to the Clippers tonight.

    The Mavs come in highly motivated to make the playoffs, but they also want revenge on Los Angeles. They have lost the first two meeting in this series this season, but both of those came in Los Angeles. Dallas is 24-6 SU in its last 30 home meetings with the Clippers.

    The Mavericks are 18-4 ATS in their last 22 games following a ATS loss. Dallas is 18-6 ATS in its last 24 vs. Western Conference opponents. The Clippers are 0-5 ATS in their last 5 games following a S.U. win. Los Angeles is 0-4 ATS in its last 4 vs. Western Conference foes. Bet the Mavericks Tuesday.

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    1. damn he must be copying my picks. *lol* I said about the same damn thing if you look above (revenge and fighting for the 8th seed).

      yeah the forums are ghost town probably because most people took it in the ass over the weekend and poor money management weeds out the real bettors and the recreational bettors.

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    2. Yeah, they jump on at the wrong times. They got their ass handed to them this weekend.

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    3. I am combining all the names u have called me Rosica, Al DeMarco and now Jack Jones. Just call me JackAl DeRosica I guess. lol

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  24. We talked in here yesterday I think about a handicapper winning his free plays and losing his paid picks. Case in point is the SHK lately. He is on a 15-2 roll with his free plays but has lost his last 4 paid picks. Tonight his paid play is Canisius and his free play is Alabama. I will just be betting his free plays from here on out.

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    1. I saw on RX they had lang on Evansville +1.5 let the best man win!

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    2. I think Canisius may have the edge though...(stay away from me)

      http://www.courierpressblogs.com/sports/ue/?p=4028

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    3. Wow...long bus trip:

      t’s 656 miles, or about 10 hours driving, from UE’s campus to Canisius College in Buffalo, N.Y.

      That’s where the Aces headed by bus already for Tuesday’s 6 p.m. tip against the Golden Griffins in a CollegeInsider.com Tournament quarterfinal game.

      “Due to weather conditions we aren’t flying and we have to drive ALL the way to New York for our game Tuesday!!” tweeted Aces senior Troy Taylor at about 3 p.m. Sunday, or 24 hours after UE finished off a second-round CIT win over Eastern Kentucky.

      “If Buffalo, NY is just past the Jasper exit we are almost there,” added UE’s radio play-by-play man, Lance Wilkerson, at 4 p.m.

      Said UE coach Marty Simmons on Monday, after the Aces completed their trip: “I guess it was sometime Saturday night is when we found out (who we were playing next), and then we were just kind of watching that storm – the winter storm. We thought we’d be able to practice and possibly take off and get ahead of it.

      “As we continued watching it, it seemed to be coming a little bit quicker. We just decided to jump on the bus and get as far down the road as we could. We were actually in it for a while but still made some good time.”

      Following an overnight stay along the way, the Aces arrived in Buffalo on Monday morning. It was the only sure way to guarantee arrival on time given the regional forecast for snow.

      “We didn’t exactly know when we’d be playing – Tuesday or Wednesday – or where,” said senior Colt Ryan. “If we were playing Tuesday, we knew we’d have to practice Sunday. We were set to practice at 2 o’clock, and at 2 all the coaches came out – everybody was ready to practice – and they told us to get changed and we’re going to bus up there because we’ve got a bad storm coming.

      “It was the best way for us to do it. So we bused all the way up here basically last night. It’s been crazy and hectic, but we’re here now and settled in.”

      CIT matchups aren’t determined by a bracket but rather geography and cost. The for-profit tournament charges schools to host games, and UE’s already taken a hit by drawing sub-3,000 crowds in the first two games.

      Canisius beat Youngstown State in overtime on Saturday. Should that result have gone the other way, the Aces would most likely be making the slightly shorter trip — about 430 miles — to northeast Ohio.

      But a trip to Buffalo, N.Y. — and the early arrival — allowed for sight seeing.

      “We’ve never had to bus 10-plus hours on such short notice, so it’s kind of exciting just to get that feel for having your team, the coaches and the program,” Ryan said. “You just pick up and go. You don’t know where you’re going next. You just win, and there’s some excitement about who you’re playing next and just stuff like today.

      “We were at the hotel and had some times, so we went out and saw Niagara Falls. That was a pretty cool experience for the team.”

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    4. I was right to the left in that photo you can see my arm lol!!!

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    5. Your neck of the woods so to speak LOL

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  25. I believe that our last couple of winning weeks started with a losing Monday. I think we are on the right track.

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  26. anyone likes Evansville Purple Aces +1.5 & Boston Celtics -2.5 tonight ?



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    1. don't like either games. I do like the pistons as I put in a small bet for them.

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  27. Alabama -4 for 1/2%
    Dallas +1 for 1/2%
    Good luck tonight guys !!

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  28. anyone have a feeling celtics -5 for 2nd half?

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  29. waited and waited and got 1.5 at stations for the mavs good luck everyone!!

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  30. SHK Freeloader = Rosica.
    No one wins forever. Time to far right column him.

    It may be time to just wait for Hondo or the next Dom. Play Ball.
    --Navy

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  31. Navy-

    Rosica has busted a bunch of gamblers now. SHK's minions can still pay the light bill. Roscia run is now 1-5 and SHK Freeloader Play goes 15-3. Which airline do you want to fly?

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    1. True, but both have equal % if we go back further. Regardless, he's close to the right column. haha.

      --Navy

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    2. But Rosica is the one that has been releasing huge huge dime plays while the Free Plays of SHK's have been just that. Point being, the bettor is not enticed into over betting by 1) paying for the plays and 2) by huge dime ratings.

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    3. I care about the guys in here. We dont play dime ratings.
      --Navy

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    4. So do I, I suspected trouble when all the 'cappers had jumped on Alabama. That does not bode well!

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  32. I agree with Navy, I want baseball!

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  33. Thoughts on fading Indian Cowboy?
    --Navy

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  34. He has had a bad season huh. You used to hear a lot about him, now almost nothing. He had 'Bama too!

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  35. Not sure bout IC - I'm just so frustrated.
    I think I'm gonna fade myself. Going to pick my top 3 games and play the opposite.
    --Navy

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  36. I want to stay the course for a week here on the blog. It will turn around and it always does. We have 5 more days to go on this week!

    But its dam frustrating!

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  37. We need Dallas to win by at least two points, LOL. If that happens it may be the start of a turnaround.

    A winning week would be nice!

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  38. You are correct about too many cappers on Bama. I think we should treat the end of this tourney like fball. When too many cappers are on one side, play the opposite. If we use RxF or SBR and take the consensus GOY or 5* Lock from most cappers and fade it. There are less games so more touts on one side. Just a thought.
    --Navy

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  39. Stay the course. The storm will pass. I'm gonna go watch USA soccer.
    --Navy

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    1. It's always darkest before the dawn. I am gonna get drunk.

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  40. We're ok guys. So Atkins has won 2 in a row, big shit. He can't lose every play. I think SHK freeloaders are the way to go till next Monday. Shit can still hit this Dallas play tonight. I also think Atkins can still be faded. Although teasers are bullshit. I'm glad he lost that damn teaser. We can't lose sight of the big picture. We're all still up nicely thanks to the last few weeks. We can't keep changing our game plan nightly though. Lets stick to our plan the rest of the week. I promise that we'll have a winning week if we just stick with it.

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    1. I agree. Stick to the plan!

      Fade Diet Plan 1%

      SHK Freeloader Play 1%

      Shit's top NBA Play 1%

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  41. Remember as we lose our bets go down. We are not betting more than 1% on any one play which equates to 10 dimes (for a 1,000 dime bankroll).

    At most we will have 3 plays a day and maybe only 1 or 2, depending if Atkins has a teaser and if SHK even has a Freeloader Play. That is pretty dam conservative if you ask me!

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  42. damn lang won his Evansville game and SHK goes 0-2 tonight. I had a feeling Alabama was a bad bet when everybody and there grandma was jumping on them.

    found dallas +2.5 in live betting and even threw a few cents on the moneyline.

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  43. I agree im staying the course the diet is pure $ he lost tonite again ! This bs will run it course ! atkins, shk freeloader,Shit's top play. Soon it will be hondo!

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  44. I love the smell of napalm in the morning... Smells like victory!

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  45. We lost our first game today on 'Bama....Blame SHK! Blame Canada!!!! LOL

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  46. Guys, never, never bet SHK's paid picks. He is on a 0-5 run with those. Worse than Rosica!

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    1. maybe we should fade his paid plays? especially if rosica and atkins are on the same play.

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  47. c'mon mavs don't let me down. so far 2 favorites won and road teams at that don't see 3 favorites winning tonight!

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    1. let's go smoke a CUBAN cigar afterwards in honor of the owner!

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    2. LOL...We are going to do this Shit!

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  48. Who ever said Trannies do not like country music!!!!

    ---- TRUCK

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  49. Thanks Shit! 1-1 day, lets take it. See you guys tomorrow!

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  50. Huge win tonight guys. That's the start of big things. Stay the course! Night!

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  51. Very glad mavs cashed. we got a lucky call end of regulation. see u all tomm.

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    1. I think the refs where trying to give it to Clips damn bullshit call against Mike James in the 4th but whatever a win is a win...

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  52. man I cashed in BIG time on the Mavs game took them at the end of the 1st (points/moneyline), took them when they were down by 9 in the 3rd quarter and I just got a ski mask and ran away with my money!

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