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Sunday, May 19, 2013

SUNDAY: FADING HONDO - 1% of the bankroll on the Texas Rangers -115 at home against the Detroit Tigers, 8:05 PM EST

One play up so far today

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CURRENT FUND: FUND 4

Starting balance of $50,000

Today's beginning balance = $60,630.52

This week's profit so far through Saturday = $1,536.21

1% of the bankroll = $606

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL

$606 MLB 928 TEXAS RANGERS -115 AT HOME AGAINST THE DETROIT TIGERS, 8:05 PM EST

Hondo (36-34)

"Hondo’s horse sense (or lack thereof) resulted in an across-the-board Preakness failure with Goldencents which, along with the Reds bludgeoning the Phillies, sent the runaway deficit soaring to 270 allisons.

Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.

Of course, always shop around.

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SBMS Report Card

8 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94

7 Week's Ago Loss = $1,512.22

6 Week's Ago Loss = $3,872.86

5 Week's Ago Loss = $3,906.96

4 Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64

3 Week's Ago Profit = $65.40

2 Week's Ago Profit = $493.95

Last Week's profit = $2,791.40

This week's profit so far through Saturday = $1,536.21

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My rules for sports betting:

As you win, your bets per dime should go up. As you lose, your bets per dime will go down. This automatically adjusts for runs or streaks. You should bet more when you are winning and bet less when you are losing. This rule does not apply to Labby Lines.

ALWAYS get the best line. Shop Around. Get up early. Have multiple outs. This is critical to long-term success, you have to do the work. Never play at a sports book which is known for not paying winners, make sure your sports book is not on the Black List. For grading purposes, we will grade all plays as what is most available to players. So don't be surprised if I change the line during the day for grading purposes, IF the line goes against me.

Use 1,000 dimes. Have the biggest bankroll you can put together. Most of the money you can just keep in the bank. But it has to be there to withstand any severe downturn. This is money you can afford to lose.

Never pay for a pick or bet based on what a paid tout says. You know I am giving you my best opinion, because I am not selling you anything! Help your hungry neighbor if you want to give money to someone. You need to have a filtering process to beat the vig. You got to win more than you lose.

If you ever get the urge to bet on a hockey game, lay down till the urge passes.

If you hit a winning streak and get ahead a lot, consider taking your original bankroll off the table and playing with just the profits. As night follows day, a good winning streak can be followed by a bad one.

Watch for fishy lines in college basketball in small leagues, such as the Horizon League. If several casinos have this off the board and the line moves so that it crosses zero stay off the game or consider betting which way the money is flowing. It may turn into a very entertaining game to watch in the last two minutes.

Don't bet the board. Be very selective. Surround and pound! Scared money is no money. Less is more!

Don't do parlays. Bet one game at a time. Parlays are for losers. Never bet on a hockey game.

You can do teasers, but be very selective.

When you get burned out on gambling or don't feel you are up to your best game, take a few weeks or months off. Enjoy the profits. Travel the world or do something different. Life is short.

Football rule - Tattoo this rule on your arm: Buy the half point (the hook) either up or down depending whether you are on the favorite or the underdog when the line crosses 3, 4 or 7 and sometimes 10.

Bet the favorites early and underdogs late, especially in a game that is getting a lot of action. Generally the public will be all over the favorite, driving up the price.

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