Sports Betting Made Simple: March 2013

Saturday, March 30, 2013

SUNDAY: FOLLOWING THE LANGSTER - 1% of the bankroll on the Louisville Cardinals -3 1/2 over the Duke Blue Devils, 5:05 PM EST

Another 3-1 day

Service Plays

Rx Sunday Service Plays Thread

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I want YOU to make money!

Everything on this site is total bullshit except one thing.

Winning! I pity the fool that does not understand that!

CURRENT FUND: FUND 4

Starting balance of $50,000

Today's beginning balance = $60,326.43

Today's profit = $1,367.71

Today's ending balance = $61,694.14

Loss on the current week = $1,512.22

Louisville covers the spread by 18 points!
CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FOLLOWING BRANDON LANG

$603 ON CBB 712 LOUISVILLE CARDINALS -3 1/2 AGAINST THE DUKE BLUE DEVILS, 5:05 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Louisville 85 Duke 63, profit of $548.18

Michigan covers the spread by 23 points!

CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING BRETT ATKINS' FLORIDA PICK

$603 ON CBB 713 MICHIGAN WOLVERINES +3 AGAINST THE FLORIDA GATORS, 2:20 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Michigan 79 Florida 59, profit of $548.18

Underdog Astros win by 6 runs!

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING HONDO IN BASEBALL

$603 ON MLB 998 HOUSTON ASTROS +145 AT HOME AGAINST THE TEXAS RANGERS, 8:05 PM EST

Winner, FINAL SCORE: Houston 8 Texas 2, profit of $874.35

NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY

$603 ON NBA 708 SAN ANTONIO SPURS -9 1/2 AT HOME AGAINST THE MIAMI HEAT, 7:05 PM EST

(5:30 PM EST UPDATE: Grading this now at -9 1/2 instead of -3 as some of Miami's key players will not be playing in this game)
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Miami 88 San Antonio 86, loss of $603

Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.

Of course, always shop around.

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Our daily plan for this week:

1% of the bankroll on the Brett Atkins Fade

1% of the bankroll on Shit's top NBA play

1% of the bankroll following Brandon Lang's top play

1% of the bankroll fading Hondo in baseball

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You the man Brandon! You the man!

Drum roll please!

This blog's one and only inductee into the SBMS Handicapping Hall of Fame,

ladies and gentlemen,

The World's Greatest Living Handicapper,

Mr. Brandon Lang

BRANDON LANG COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT RECORD INCLUDING TODAY'S WIN (2013)

10-7, +134 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 4-3
80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 1-1
20 DIME: 1-1
15 DIME: 2-0
10 DIME: 1-1
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SBMS Report Card

Last Week's Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94

Loss on the current week = $1,512.22

Friday, March 29, 2013

SATURDAY: FADING THAT ATKINS CHARACTER - 1% of the bankroll on the Evansville Purple Aces -1 1/2 over the East Carolina Pirates, 5:00 PM EST

3-1 day, thanks Shit!
Its Brandon Lang Saturday, we are taking his two paid picks and his free pick!

Service Plays

Rx Saturday Service Plays Thread

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I want YOU to make money!

Everything on this site is total bullshit except one thing.

Winning! I pity the fool that does not understand that!

CURRENT FUND: FUND 4

Starting balance of $50,000

Today's beginning balance = $59,323.25

Today's profit = $1,003.18

Today's ending balance = $60,326.43

Loss on the current week = $2,879.93

CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FOLLOWING BRANDON LANG

$593 ON CBB 521 SYRACUSE ORANGE MEN -5 AGAINST THE MARQUETTE GOLDEN EAGLES, 4:30 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Syracuse 55 Marquette 39, profit of $539.09

CBB MONEY LINE BET FOR 1/2% OF THE BANKROLL - FOLLOWING BRANDON LANG

$296 ON CBB 523 WICHITA STATE SHOCKERS MONEY LINE +175 AGAINST THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES, 7:05 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Wichita State 70 Ohio State 66, profit of $518

Evansville is also Brandon Lang's free pick
CBB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING BRETT ATKINS' EAST CAROLINA PICK

$593 ON CBB 525 EVANSVILLE PURPLE ACES -1 1/2 AGAINST THE EAST CAROLINA PIRATES, 5:00 PM EST

Loser, FINAL SCORE: East Carolina 81 Evansville 58, loss of $593

Thanks Shit!

NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY

$593 ON NBA 516 PHOENIX SUNS +10 AT HOME OVER THE INDIANA PACERS, 10:05 PM EST

Winner, FINAL SCORE: Indiana 112 Phoenix 104, profit of $539.09

Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.

Of course, always shop around.

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Our daily plan for this week:

1% of the bankroll on the Brett Atkins Fade

1% of the bankroll on Shit's top NBA play

1% of the bankroll following Brandon Lang's top play

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Mr. Lang cleans house today!

Drum roll please!

This blog's one and only inductee into the SBMS Handicapping Hall of Fame,

ladies and gentlemen,

The World's Greatest Living Handicapper,

Mr. Brandon Lang

BRANDON LANG COLLEGE HOOPS TOURNAMENT RECORD BEFORE TODAY (2013)

7-7, -61 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 3-3
80 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 1-1
20 DIME: 0-1
15 DIME: 2-0
10 DIME: 1-1

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SBMS Report Card

Last Week's Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94

Loss on the current week = $2,879.93

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My rules for sports betting:

As you win, your bets per dime should go up. As you lose, your bets per dime will go down. This automatically adjusts for runs or streaks. You should bet more when you are winning and bet less when you are losing. This rule does not apply to Labby Lines.

ALWAYS get the best line. Shop Around. Get up early. Have multiple outs. This is critical to long-term success, you have to do the work. Never play at a sports book which is known for not paying winners, make sure your sports book is not on the Black List. For grading purposes, we will grade all plays as what is most available to players. So don't be surprised if I change the line during the day for grading purposes, IF the line goes against me.

Use 1,000 dimes. Have the biggest bankroll you can put together. Most of the money you can just keep in the bank. But it has to be there to withstand any severe downturn. This is money you can afford to lose.

Never pay for a pick or bet based on what a paid tout says. You know I am giving you my best opinion, because I am not selling you anything! Help your hungry neighbor if you want to give money to someone. You need to have a filtering process to beat the vig. You got to win more than you lose.

If you ever get the urge to bet on a hockey game, lay down till the urge passes.

If you hit a winning streak and get ahead a lot, consider taking your original bankroll off the table and playing with just the profits. As night follows day, a good winning streak can be followed by a bad one.

Watch for fishy lines in college basketball in small leagues, such as the Horizon League. If several casinos have this off the board and the line moves so that it crosses zero stay off the game or consider betting which way the money is flowing. It may turn into a very entertaining game to watch in the last two minutes.

Don't bet the board. Be very selective. Surround and pound! Scared money is no money. Less is more!

Don't do parlays. Bet one game at a time. Parlays are for losers. Never bet on a hockey game.

You can do teasers, but be very selective.

When you get burned out on gambling or don't feel you are up to your best game, take a few weeks or months off. Enjoy the profits. Travel the world or do something different. Life is short.

Football rule - Tattoo this rule on your arm: Buy the half point (the hook) either up or down depending whether you are on the favorite or the underdog when the line crosses 3, 4 or 7 and sometimes 10.

In the NFL, skip the game or play the other side when a home team opens up at -2 1/2.

Bet the favorites early and underdogs late, especially in a game that is getting a lot of action. Generally the public will be all over the favorite, driving up the price.

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