Monday, November 5, 2012

Breaking News....Hammer Falls Hard on Class B Handicapper

Breaking News.....Las Vegas, Nevada....The National Handicapping Commission has showed its intent on cracking down on miscreant touts. After a six month investigation, the hammer has fallen on 
handicapper Fade Adams. After going 0-2 last weekend, Mr. Adams put in a dismal appearance this weekend, losing both Saturday and Sunday. Insiders tell SBMS that regulators were going to let things slide, until he called his Sunday play his "Biggest Play of My Life Ever." Commissioner Stewart Feiner said, "after he lost that and buried his customers we had to take harsh action to preserve the integrity of the industry."  Mr. Adams was put on a probationary period of 60 days with the requirement that he completes satisfactory 40 hours of CPE (continuing professional education) at the Ron Bash Handicapping Institute.

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Guys I think we can do something more than just gamble here. Shout out to university student and cancer researcher Serge in Germany whose funding dried up with the release of the Dom. It was so unfortunate as Serge was so close to a cure. Its more important now than ever  to come up with some winning picks. I think its a worthwhile goal of this blog to find the cure for cancer as our first project.

By the way Serge, let me explain the handicapping licensing structure here in the United States. I hold a Class C License which is amateur status, I am restricted to releasing one game a day. Mr. Fade Adams has a Class B License which is professional status but he can only handicap for himself. The Class A License, which Mr. Budin and Mr. DeMarco hold allows the licensee to not only handicap for themselves but up to 9 other handicappers.

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