Friday, April 19, 2013

FRIDAY: HONDO/BRANDON LANG FADE - 1% of the bankroll on the Kansas City Royals +125 visiting the Boston Red Sox, 7:10 PM EST

Game postponed

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   Today's beginning balance = $55,639.56
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This week's profit = $1,725.64
1% of the bankroll = $556

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH & BRANDON LANG IN BASEBALL
$556 MLB 917 KANSAS CITY ROYALS +125 VISITING THE BOSTON RED SOX, 7:10 PM EST
No play, game postponed
Hondo (14-12)
"Hondo suffered a double-wipeout yesterday with the Giants and Metamucils, which not only caused him to plunge into the red but also necessitated some changes in the stable. Effective immediately, Cain has lost his stall and Mrs. Niese and her lucky blue skivvies, which seem to be wearing thin, have been put on probation.Tonight, with the deficit at 45 malzones, Mr. Aitch expects the Sawx to pepper the Monster with horsehide against the one and only Jimmy Shields — 10 units on Buchholz."

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134 comments:

  1. Good morning folks! Maybe it's about time to jump back on the Hondo fade. Today I'm going to take the Mariners/Rangers under 8.5. Going to stick to just my 1 play today since my fav play has been hitting.

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  2. Good morning!

    Hondo is like a slot machine thats ready to pay off! ca ching

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  3. Lets hope the red sox game isnt cancelled

    jpitts36

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  4. Im on Milwaukee tonight -118 also.

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  5. Guys I absolutely love the Nuggets -7.5 tomorrow. Any thoughts as to why I shouldn't take it?

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  6. Free MMA pick for tonight Brianna Van Buren +110 over Stephanie Eggnik.

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  7. Slats I went back and looked at the game 1's from last year. Out of the 8 games 4 were blowouts, 2 were close games, and 2 were upsets. So if u can pick out the blowouts, upsets and close games u should be straight.

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    1. also 5 out of the 8 went under.

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    1. is this gonna be slats play of the day tomorrow?

      leaning towards nuggets but only thing that scares me is they can comeback in a hurry shooting 3's if they're shots are going in.

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    2. Not sure yet because I haven't seen baseball yet. It's a strong possibility though.

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  9. Just Milwaukee for me for 1/2%
    GL guys !

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    1. Patrick u like anything in the ufc tomorrow?

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    2. Im looking forward to this card! I think melendez can hold his own, im very interested to see how cormier does against mir who now is training w/ greg jackson. I like Tj dillishaw and im pulling for matt brown he always fights his ass off!

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    3. I think Henderson wins by decision. I like cormier don't think the new trainer will have any effect on mir. I also like dillshaw along with chad mendes and joseph benavides.

      thinking of doing a parlay and tying it to jon jones next weeks ufc 159 fight and maybe phil davis too. lol

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    4. let me know what u are putting in so I can do the same.

      already got a small plays on larkin and romero along with Austin trout in boxing.

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    5. Yea im not putting my $ on melendez or mir just think can turn out to be good fights, jon kills that clown next week.

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    6. that is risky. lol

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  10. Hi guys been busy. hope u all played Harvey. told u he' s a stud

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    1. great call gator! yeah I should have pulled the trigger last night the line dropped more today. a win is a win though.

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    2. almost pulled the trigger on Phillies but missed it by a minute as the game started. lol

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    3. Yep. had the play circled!

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  11. Slats.. hope this gm stays under for u

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  12. Thanks me too. Great call on Harvey. I wish I would've gotten down on it.

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  13. Tomorrows play of the day will be the Denver Nuggets -7.5.

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  14. I had tex rl so this would be a nice final score

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  15. gator we seemed lost w/o ur opinions on the games today. lol

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  16. I did ok. pretty much split except went 1/2 mets. ended up 1/2

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  17. thats slats.. ur under was never in doubt

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  18. im going to be up 1/2 b/c the tigers cant score any runs. 5 hits and nothing. my last bet was f5 over and not gonna happen.. already counting as loss

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  19. 6 runs in the 5th scared me to death lol. I got Denver at -8 (-106).

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  20. What do u think about soccer tomorrow Gator?

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  21. not lookin at soccer right now to much mlb and nba. will let u know if i like anything though. am leaning nationals rl tomm.. hefner sucks and gio in bounceback mode

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  22. common martinez knock it out!

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    1. or just strikeout.. tigers have had 2 men on base all 5 innings and no runs.. lame

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  23. Hey Gator your guy Maholm pitches tomorrow as well.

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  24. i know but he's -140 on the road :(. books have caught on to my guy and u better believe harvey wont be a dog again unless its against kershaw

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  25. ill prolly do a -1 on braves. we shall see

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  26. tigers 0-8 risp.. i love it.. NOT

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  27. It's not just Maholm. They've caught on to the Braves period. Even Teheran, as bad as he sucks, was a road favorite against a decent Pirates team.

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  28. i think teheran will come around. still very young with alot of talent but agree he shouldnt be favored at this point. i personally think maholm is better than medlen.. but thats just me lol

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  29. but mcdonald has been awful this year so far for pirates. i think u went against him last start

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  30. Teheran pitched against Locke who is a former Braves farmhand.

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  31. no i mean mcdonlad pitches tomm vs maholm.

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  32. thats prolly y ill play braves -1

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  33. I think the Braves are built like the Yankees have been for years. A whole lot of power which means a lot of home runs with a lot of strikeouts. Maholm may be their best pitcher. I've been a Braves can all my life. I'm a huge Tim Hudson fan (despite the fact that he's an Auburn Tiger).

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  34. i love hudson next start. he's great opn councebacks

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  35. u had stl against mcdonald right?

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    1. Yes, Monday night. I think the score was 10-6.

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  36. i feel medlen should regress some this year.

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  37. I'm headed to bed guys. 2 of my kids have soccer games in the morning. Hope everybody was a winner today! Night!

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  38. slats watch out on ur nuggets bet heard faried might be out for them.

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    1. nothing much waiting for tomorrow to come already. lol

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  40. got a square parlay at 5/1 not sure how this doesnt hit soccer play

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    1. already got a lot of parlays tied up to nba/ufc tomorrow. lol

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  41. its rmd, arsenal, barca, bayern munich, and bvb

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    1. whose bvb? which one screws us? lol

      u want my ufc parlay best bets?

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  42. putting 5 bucks on it for 25 and buy myself some steaks for dinner tomm lol. will stop eating taco hell for a night!

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  43. ive heard taco bell's bags that hold the meat are edible so they just throw it in the food . gross

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    1. really? man I might have to 2nd guess going there but since Baja fresh is out of the mix? hate del crapo too I think that shit is worse.

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  44. I did an insane ufc $1.00 parlay pays $2,170.38 lol

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    1. I might have to email this one to u. too complicated.

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    1. the $1.00 is 11 matches by different submissions.

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  47. my ufc parlays I really like are:

    parlay #1 pays 1.3 times
    ben Henderson -310
    Jordan mein -350
    myles jury -275

    parlay #2 pays 0.65 times
    Daniel cormier -440
    chad mendes -750
    joseph Benavidez -520

    u can also throw in some soccer, baseball, basketball to fatten the parlay. I did a couple like that.

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  48. my nba picks

    Memphis/clips 179U
    Memphis +5
    nets/bulls 182U
    boston/nyk 190U

    leaning boston +7
    leaning bulls +5

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    1. I think that is my favorite play. plus they played less than a week so kinda a revenge factor.

      I saw they had Memphis to win in 7 was +700 might take a stab at that. remember last year I think the road teams kept winning.

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  50. ok I emailed u the $1 parlay, play it if u want. lol

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  51. how much u putting in for ur soccer parlay? I am gonna put it in also. lol who is bvb?

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  52. dortmund. i have a new name for the tigers.. clipps are no longer lob city.. tigers are officially lob city

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  53. debating in that parlay on arsenal of bayer Leverkusen

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  54. squarest parlay on earth for soccer

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    1. watch one or two ends in a tie and screws us

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  55. going with bayer inseatd of arsenal for 5 bucks

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    1. so what is the parlay/league where I can find them?

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  56. Bayer Leverkusen, bayern munich, real madrid, dortmund, barca +450 for 5 bucks

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  57. yep.. im sure we'll get screwed

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  58. bayer and bayern and dortmund is german real madrid and barcelona espana

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  59. yep.. 1 will tie and we'll hit 4/5. who cares 5 bucks

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    1. either I am going ihop or I am staying home and eating what I can find in the fridge. lol

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  60. of course tiger game goes over and i had f5.. ugh

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  61. can always buy a tub of formula.. lol

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  62. at 20 bucks.. u going sizzler LOL

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  63. Lob City tigers "left on base"

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  64. shit.. u still up or u pass out? lol

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    1. trying to stay awake. lol

      I think I am gonna go in on slats pick on the nuggets too. lol

      saw this tidbit:

      Play on any Round #1 Game #1 home team who was in the Playoffs last year against a road team who was not in the Playoffs last year. This has provided a better than 65% win expectancy with a cover margin of > 5 points per game

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  65. i think the nuggets as well.. golden state will be shocked in their first game i think. if i had to pick sides id go nuggest, pacers, bulls, grizz

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    1. I agree w/ those. not sure on what celtics we r getting plus the bombing thing didn't work out for the bruins

      my favorite game u didn't list is spurs

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  66. any interest in nationals rl tomm?

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    1. if u like it I will put it in.

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  67. did u put in all the plays from above?

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    1. I already put in the Saturday baskeball games and ufc fights along with several parlays including the soccer one. may wait on nuggets because they always start slow in the 1H.

      not sure on Celtics though might wait on them

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  68. i will be on celts game 3 for sure though

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  69. im doing 1/8 on nats rl +110. whats ur best nba game tomm ill go in

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  70. and probably will take red rox rl when it's there. that place will be nuts tomm!

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    1. I agree. I tried to put it in today and it got cancelled.


      my best is Memphis +5 of course

      sunday is spurs -8.5

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  71. what do u think on okc/rockets?

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    1. leaning towards okc. rockets are pretty inexperience in the playoffs except harden. okc has a pretty good home court too.
      saw a good prop parlay okc in 5 +125 and heat in 5 +125 what u think?

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  72. so glad they caught that piece of crap. this country needs some profiling now

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    1. would have been better if they killed him. wonder if this is gonna be a trend in anti-americans trying some shit on innocent

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  73. not sure on those 5 game things.. never good at that

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    1. yeah can't tell with the sterns out there may make things go longer and stretch out a series. lol

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  74. even though he's alive.. he wont say anything

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    1. they'll make him talk. send him to Guantanamo. lol

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  75. i would tie him to a pole.. charge money to kick the crap out of him and donate the money to the families of the victims

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  76. i prefer the gold club or baseball bat

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  77. wonder when are they gonna post the bosox game lines since it is a 10am start.

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  78. im gonna go to bed early. ill talk to u tomm

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    1. alright take care gator. let's win some money tomorrow!

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