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CURRENT FUND: FUND 4
Starting balance of $50,000
Today's beginning balance = $54,508.47
Today's loss = $594.55
Today's ending balance = $53,913.92
This Week's loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $3,906.96
1% of the bankroll = $545
NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
$545 NBA 716 LA LAKERS +4 1/2 AT HOME OVER THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS, 9:35 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: LA Lakers 91 San Antonio 86, profit of $495.45
Winner, FINAL SCORE: LA Lakers 91 San Antonio 86, profit of $495.45
'Shit Special of the Day is on the Fakers +5. I love this situation where the public backs the other team (Spurs) because of an injury and over inflates the number. I will gladly take the points as I see them rallying around Kobe and win one for him or cover the points. Spurs are in shambles as well Diaw is out, Stephen Jackson was waived, Parker is hurt, Manu is out just a mess. Best of luck everyone.'
MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING HONDO IN BASEBALL
$545 MLB 963 LA DODGERS +110 VISITING THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS, 4:10 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Arizona 1 LA Dodgers 0, loss of $545
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Arizona 1 LA Dodgers 0, loss of $545
Hondo (13-8)
"Hondo was in the flow yesterday with the Metamucils, who took care of biz in Minneapolis to push the profits to 130 gilliams. Today, Mr. Aitch will send Cahill to the mound against Slosh Beckett -- 10 units on the Snakes to slither past the Dodgers."
NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - RICK'S PICK OF THE DAY
NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - RICK'S PICK OF THE DAY
$545 NBA 713 SACRAMENTO KINGS +10 VISITING THE HOUSTON ROCKETS, 7:05 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Houston 121 LA Sacramento 100, loss of $545
Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
Of course, always shop around.
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SBMS Report Card
3 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
Two Week's Ago Loss = $1,512.22
Last Week's loss = $3,872.86
This Week's loss = $3,906.96
Good morning guys!
ReplyDeleteGood morning Slats & crew!
ReplyDeleteI thought our family name was Shit & the Crew.
DeleteGood morning guys
ReplyDeleteGator: tough day yesterday, it'll turn around today.
DeleteYep.. I hope.on my picks I did for today last nite. I am ahead of the current lines. see if that helps lol
ReplyDeleteI put them this morning. Did the soccer picks hit?
ReplyDeletewhat lines did u get for braves and rays?
ReplyDeletei got braves at +148 and tays at +137
ReplyDeleteslats: plays may not hit.. 1 and 1 would be fine with me on those. just saw tremendous line value in the 2. boston should not have been -147 over cobb and braves regardless of pitcher should not be +148
ReplyDeletei like chi sox team total over 4 if u can get it. 1 book had 4 and all others had 4.5 which i wouldnt play
ReplyDeleteBraves 135 rays 130. I'll put in White Sox over if its 4.
ReplyDeleteBraves +135
ReplyDeleteRays +130
Phils/Marlins under 8 -115
Braves/Nats under 7 ev
Rays/Red Sox under 8.5 -115
Tigers/A's over 8 -105
White Sox over 4 -130
Heat -8
Heat 1h -5
the others im looking at but have not done yet are: dodgers over 9, Chi sox/Cle F5 O 4 (-120), Atl/Wah f5 under 3.5, And tampa/Bos under 4.5 f5. still deciding but will prolly play b/c im a putz LOL
ReplyDeleteGood luck, I put them in for very small just for action. Hopefully we'll get hot today.
DeleteLAD +112
ReplyDeleteFor 1/2 %
BOL everyone!
Gator & Shit: I'll be back home tomorrow evening. Starting Tuesday I'll start putting my own 2 cents worth in. I'm sure that I can be an asset to the team. Probably not in soccer but maybe in bball and baseball.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to it slats
ReplyDeleteBeautiful start for braves.. bad for under
ReplyDeleteOver toast.. 7-0 bravos
ReplyDeleteShit Special of the Day is on the Fakers +5. I love this situation where the public backs the other team (Spurs) because of an injury and over inflates the number. I will gladly take the points as I see them rallying around Kobe and win one for him or cover the points. Spurs are in shambles as well Diaw is out, Stephen Jackson was waived, Parker is hurt, Manu is out just a mess. Best of luck everyone.
ReplyDeleteRick nice pick!
ReplyDeleteThanks....I was going to check in with you on this pick....glad you like it, I feel better now. I will give out my own picks here once a day if I like something.
DeleteI like your Fakers pick as well Shit! Good luck!
it's always good to take the double digit dogs late in the season. nobody really plays defense and everyone is playing for a contract next year (even the bad teams).
DeleteI am also adding a small play on the blazers +15 over nuggets.
Thats a lot of points for the Blazers....and they should be getting that much with such a terrible bench.
DeleteGood luck!
so true rick but good thing is they are not playing at home where they lost 5 straight home games. so maybe the road is just the cure for the common losing streak.
DeleteBiggest plays from last nite so far looking like 3-2. With +148 on braves
ReplyDeletecan't catch a break gator u hit braves but lose the under u hit under in tb but lose tb. go figure
Deletefiring on nets -6.5 2H small play.
ReplyDeleteMade a little money on braves. push bos. cash Marlins under and list chi sox tt
ReplyDeleteYou pushed Rays f5? I thought we all got 4 1/2. Sorry Gator
DeleteSlats.. ended up getting tied up and only played white sox team over 4..u did winbos f5 under I ended up playing. 1/4 braves and rays. 1/8 bos under braves under det over and chi sox total over
ReplyDeleteDet over wins
ReplyDeleteyeah nice 4-2 day in the mlb for me. thanks gator!
Deletenever in doubt cashed my knicks under 99 and nets -6.5 2H. 4-3 nba day so far for me. adding fakers under 96 total points.
ReplyDeleteRight now I'm actually up a very small amount for the day even after probably losing the Dodgers total. I put in the Blazers for a very small amount.
ReplyDeleteslats we might have to hedge our bet on the blazers for the 2H. they have gotten beat the first 2 qtrs. no hope.
Deletethis blazers team is hopeless. took them +9 1H and they are down by 20. 4-4 nba so far.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to stick with the +15 and see what happens.
ReplyDeleteI took team total under 49.5 2H for blazers
DeleteKings +10.5 (1/4%). Lets go Rick!
ReplyDeleteGo Kings!
ReplyDeletei'm in too, go kings! btw what a crazy over/under 218.5? WOW!
Deletelove that Rick is takin the bull by the horns...
ReplyDelete--Navy (the real one)
We need somebody to get hot, and the Hondo fade isn't cutting it.
DeleteI looked at the Sunday night baseball game, and I don't see anything that I like. Maybe a slight lean toward the Baltimore team total over 4. I'm not even going to play it though. As far as the Lakers goes, the line is now 3.5 so I'm going to lay off it too. May take under the 96 though.
ReplyDeleteunder 96 is a good bet no kobe so they are gonna have a tough time scoring
DeleteYou sold me. I took it for 1/4%.
Deletealso take hornets under 50 total points second half. they are just horrible.
DeleteBLAZERS are coming back! never in doubt lol
ReplyDeleteThat's why I don't like to hedge.
Deleteur right now I'm gonna get a split on the game.
DeleteGot 49.5
ReplyDeletethat's good. they will be lucky to score 85 points.
DeleteGonna look in-game for mlb
ReplyDeleteHolla if you see something
DeleteLook at the Blazers showing us some sack!
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Any thoughts on the under, lakers 196 ,team total SA 100,LA 96
ReplyDeletejpitts36
slats that was a close one but we got the under 49.5 and 50 on the hornets game 2H
ReplyDeleteit doesn't get any closer than that! I thought we were doomed when they got 27 in the 3rd qtr. but we got it even with the hook. lol
ReplyDeleteslats I even had the over in that game. guess what the over under was? 195.5 I get it by the hook. lol
ReplyDeletesmall play on the under 108.5 2H for the kings/rockets gm.
ReplyDeleteLol. That win clinched a winning day for me.
ReplyDeleteSlats hope u made some money in mlb
ReplyDeleteI did make some money in MLB. Thanks Gator.
ReplyDeleteI know it's too early for the late show but my daily Slats of the day for tomorrow:
ReplyDeleteCardinals (Lynn)
Phillies (Lee)
2 small road favs
good luck slats.
Deletegator I think ur right I almost bet every game except the pupu platter cle/phi game. lol
ReplyDeletewhy can't this kings team cover and the blazers covered today? go figure.
ReplyDeleteI got a good feeling. the home teams have been winning all day in the nba except the mavs. favorites covered 5 times and only 2 dogs covered. so need a dog to skew the average closer to .500.
ReplyDeleteboy that first quarter was brutal to watch. sloppy plays all around.
ReplyDeleteGo Lakers and under. Night guys, long drive back to Bama in the morning.
ReplyDeleteboom fakers!!
ReplyDeleteshit are u here??
ReplyDeleteanother profitable night for me. got lil' greedy but still made a profit. might have to tone things down a bit though.
Deletegator do we dare do this again tomorrow and take knicks tomorrow? no felton, no melo, no j.r. smith playing against the bobcats. lol
ReplyDeleteworked for fakers and blazers (no Aldridge) today.
is there a line yet?? maybe wait till right before game starts and see what the market does
ReplyDeletegood idea. I heard wade might be out tomorrow for the heat against the knicks. our favorite team is playing tomorrow (Memphis) against the mavs liking the under already. lol
Deletesorry heat are playing cavs.
Deletedo u want my plays for mlb tomm?
ReplyDeletesure did u do alright in mlb? I went 4-2 w/ u picks I think. did u add chi sox or something today?
Deletedid u bet the heat today too? I tried to middle that game at +11 in game and they lost by 12. stupid nate robinson didn't even take a shot at the end. go figure.
yep. well 3q under is a lock play for us
ReplyDeleteI am going 2% on that shit for sure. everything else will be small. lol
Deleteyea nba went 2-1. heat 1h, game, and fakers. I ended up p[laying everything I told u last nite and add chi sox team toal over 4. Posted some others i liked this morning and then got sidetracked with the kids and forgot to bet them. glad i did.. they werent very good. Braves was a sweet win though. Told u that line was waaaaayyy off
ReplyDeletedont go to much... it has hit 22 straight and is bound to lose lol. id hate for it to lose on u when u go big
ReplyDeleteSlats posted 2 plays he likes for tomm.. 1 I agree with for sure on cliff lee and phillies.. might even go -1 or even rl. the other i like the pirates and he likes cards
ReplyDeletetoo bad rays didn't show up as I got a split on my 1/4% mlb bets.
ReplyDeleteur right I will just drop it to 1% then the game line is out at 185.5. might do a 0.5% on the under in the whole game too.
sounds like a good plan. ill go in on that with u
DeleteMy number 1 play for sure is phiilies.
ReplyDeleteNumber 2 play is marlins team total under whatever it is lol
i'll go in on those 2 then.
Deletehow am I gonna choose between pitt and st Louis? might just do Phillies then. are those ur 2 best bets?
ReplyDeleteI thought for sure we were gonna be eating ihop damn parlay went kaput huh?
the good thing about the rays is that even though as a dog they lost.. the under hits so u break even to the penny. braves game went 1-1 but under was +100 and braves were +148 so thats a profit. and then marlins under and detroit over were easy winners. u should have done well on the mlb :)
ReplyDeleteI did make a profit and a profit in nba so good day then. only soccer I split and lost the parlay.
Deleteparlay went kaput but ccm won 1-0.. told u avoid the over lol
ReplyDeletemarlins have gone under 11/12 games on team total. they couldnt hit off of me
ReplyDeleteI got a line out on my end on that marlins game 7.5 (-125 on the under)
Deleteoh but ur talking about team total nevermind. lol
DeleteSo besides those top 2.. my other games i like are:
ReplyDeletePirates
Dodgers under 7.5 (at 7 but will move to 7.5 i think)
Boston under 9 (same as above will move up to 9)
Mets
Rays
Twins under
Phillies team over
toronto under
Oak RL
team totals get posted next day with f5 as well
ReplyDeleteright now i only have phillies -120 locked in but might add some more on RL.. love the game.. philly hitters have historically knocked around arroyo
ReplyDeleteI put in the Phillies got -125 on the moneyline u got the same?
ReplyDeletemy book had -120
ReplyDeletestill under our limit of -125 right?
Deleteyea but u could do the -1 instead.. i can calc it out for u
ReplyDeletei just put it in no big deal as long as its not bigger than -130 for me.
Deletegreat Britney griner is coming to the phoenix mercury tomorrow and season ticket sales have gone up since. lol now I get to see her talk every other day on the local sports
ReplyDeletethat would be funny if the suns got the #1 draft pick as well. "we love it that we suck" should be the motto for the teams. lol
Deleteout of the last 10 times Memphis has played dallas only 2 times it went over and 1 tie. lol
ReplyDeletenice.. like that stat. griner is really a guy
ReplyDeleteguess what we already had a guy playing for the mercury by the name of Diana taurasi as her alias name maybe his real name is dean taurasi.
Deleteit very well could be.. she was mannish
ReplyDeletei am liking the phoenix suns tomorrow against Houston btw at +7. i see Houston maybe lose a close one and then beat fakers in the final game. what u think?
ReplyDeletehavent really looked much at nba.. im leaving that to u.. lol. whatever u decide to play i will go along with it
ReplyDeletedef not touching the kings/thunder.. thunder need the game i think
ReplyDeleteill prolly be a degenerate and end up playing all the mlb games lol
ReplyDeletewatch the kings cover the thunder game since they didn't cover today. i think thunder are due for a letdown since they been on that 3 game road trip.
ReplyDeletei am gonna try really hard and do 3-4 max bets in nba and ur best bets in mlb.
good luck lol
ReplyDeletewhen i think about it 1/8 and 1/4 percent really doesnt add up to alot of money. if i was betting 1% on all these games id be broke lol
ReplyDeletethat's true what gets me are the live bets i just want to bet during every commercial and i have to stop that. lol
Deletevery true. Im gonna go to bed.. i am exhausted. i am really considering the rays and under 9 if it gets there tomm. game is 8 am pacific. im getting up at 730 so prolly will do it
ReplyDeletelet me know if u do go that way. i will check in early then. lol
Deletei'm exhausted too so talk to u in the morning.
ok gnite
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