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CURRENT FUND: FUND 4
Starting balance of $50,000
Today's beginning balance = $54,325.42
Today's profit = $733.05
Today's ending balance = $55,058.47
This Week's loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $2,762.41
1% of the bankroll = $543
MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING HONDO IN BASEBALL
$543 MLB 952 CHICAGO CUBS +135 AT HOME AGAINST THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS, 2:20 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Chicago Cubs 4 San Francisco 3, profit of $733.05
Hondo (12-7)
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Chicago Cubs 4 San Francisco 3, profit of $733.05
Hondo (12-7)
"Hondo had his hard-earned DDPs (disposable dead presidents) riding on the Native Americans over the Yanks last night but was deprived of a deposit when the game was rinsed, leaving the earnings holding steady at 150 alous.
Today, Mr. Aitch, eschewing the Cubs in Wrigley, is counting on Cain to cause him no pain — 10 units on the Giants. As for Niese, who has been a stable stalwart so far, Hondo will avoid him based on the theory that Mrs. Niese’s lucky blue skivvies could be chilled by the wintry conditions in Minneapolis."
Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
Of course, always shop around.
Of course, always shop around.
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SBMS Report Card
3 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
Two Week's Ago Loss = $1,512.22
Last Week's loss = $3,872.86
This Week's loss = $2,762.41
Good morning guys !
ReplyDeleteGood morning everyone. shit and slats.. I am appologizing for not telling u to play Sydney in soccer. they won 2-0. Her
ReplyDeleterephrase.. sorry for telling u not to play sydney...
ReplyDeleteMorning yall. Yesterday, someone posted a comment posing as me. Rick, not sure who this person is but maybe you can look into it.
ReplyDeleteGator: I want to apologize b/c yesterday's post at 8:01pm was NOT me (see below). Someone made that comment and used the name "Navy". That type of hostile tone would never come from me. I have not been here online/blogging b/c I was on a vacation. So please accept my apologies. This is some real crazy shit that someone would post as me. I am going to create a Blog acct and email Rick the name so it validates who I am. It such BS that someone would do that.
--Navy (the real Navy)
AnonymousApril 11, 2013 at 8:01 PM
Shut the fuck up gator, you lose your ass at soccer
--Navy
Sorry that happened Navy. In the future if I see that I will delete it!
DeleteNavy. I didn't even see that post.. anyways I know you would never say anything like that. no harm done bud. hope u had a good trip
ReplyDeleteThanks man.
Delete-- "the real" Navy (haha)
Lol
DeleteWow.. bayern drew barca
ReplyDeleteGood morning guys! Lets make some money today!
ReplyDeleteCubs +124 for 1/2%
ReplyDeleteGL guys!
I dont mean to get to personal yall but 1/8 your bankroll? Is that pennies or hundreds? Not sure we're all rollin w/ the same cash in our pockets.
ReplyDelete--The real Navy (haha)
Really pissed rays got cancelled. they should have been favored not dogs :(
ReplyDeleteNavy 1/8 is like 10k for me lol.. j/k
ReplyDeletelol.
Delete--the real Navy
Wish I had that much cash haha
ReplyDeleteI couldn't decide between 3 games I liked so I will release 3 plays and everyone can decide which one they would like to play or not play.
ReplyDeleteTriple-Barreled Steaming Shit's Log of the Day is on
Boston +12.5
N.O. +9
Portland +10
I am warning you Pierce and Garnett are not playing not sure on the Miami side (Haslem is out) but you got to admit if Pierce and Garnett are not playing you know Miami's Big Three play will rest there players the second half of the game probably. I just think people overreact to injuries and the Big 3 haven't played since the Bulls game I believe. This line is totally inflated. Second game is the same as Davis and Vasquez are out but Clips basically clinched the #4 seed and can't really improve plus they are horrible on the road. For the Clips and OKC, after a huge blowout win I tend to fade the teams in the second game hence me taking Portland too. Best of Luck everyone!
*sorry haven't played together since the Bulls game.
Deletegator
ReplyDeleteCASH IT! I played W. Sydney this morning and parlayed it w/ Real Betis.
gator what happened to the rays?? postponed?
ReplyDeleteso u playing the bj's afterall?
Nice weather in minny tonite. 27 deg. damn rain killed my rays.play
ReplyDeleteYep postponed. I am playing bj
ReplyDeletethanks gator for that soccer play. u said he liked it a lot so I took a chance.
ReplyDeleteDid u play Sfo.. I didn't
ReplyDeleteAdded Blue Jays -102
ReplyDeleteCeltics +12.5
Hornets +9
Blazers +10
All for 1/4%
Thanks Gator Shit
Damn sevilla scored
ReplyDeleteSevilla is the worst road team in Spain. 2 goals in 20 min. naturally
ReplyDeleteSevilla 0-2-8 last 10 on the road.. good times
ReplyDeletewe should have done over 2.5 goals better bet
ReplyDeletemy friend and I didn't imagine sevilla scoring 3 in 1 half!!
ReplyDeleteThrew 5 bucks on draw at +1200
ReplyDeletewow frisco came back. now if I can get betis to win or tie.
ReplyDeleteBettis down1 and up a man!
ReplyDeleteall I got is a gamecast and bunch of circles on a soccer field I am looking at. lol
DeleteGet fotmob app best for soccer
ReplyDeleteWOW! San Antonio just waived Captain Jack. wonder what happened?
ReplyDeleteIf they don't score a man up for 30 min.. I will cry
ReplyDeleteCubs baby !
ReplyDeletegreat job Patrick! I had giants in a small parlay. oh well
DeletePatrick u in on that 4 ufc fighters parlay?
gator u cashed ur +1200? great job!
ReplyDeleteI wish that I could be a guest again on the Gator Shit show tonight, but I don't think I'm going to be able to last that long lol.
ReplyDeletewell we will be waiting for u whenever u want. the door will always be open for u. lots of laughs yesterday, have fun with the in-laws.
DeleteI might be a pussy but cashed on draw +1/2 and over on soccer!! btw shit.. was kidding about crying
ReplyDeleteI was kidding too gator.
Deletehow much u cashed on ur draw? at least we got a partial refund on the regular bet we all did.
Made 60 bucks on draw over 5.5 100 and 60 on +1/2 total 220 on 2h
DeleteI never cry over bets.. just money lol
ReplyDeleteI put in for under 48 3rd qtr of Memphis/Houston game and took under 98.5 total points for Houston. what u think?
Deletewe all shed a lil' tear when we are not winning its human nature. lol
Pissed we didn't do pk and did -.5 at leat u didn't lose Sydney parlay
ReplyDeleteu taking celts tonight or heat?
ReplyDeleteGrabbed 13 earlier on celt. I really wanted that soccer win. up a man for a half.. u better score
ReplyDeletenext time I will put a lil' something on the draw as well.
ReplyDeleteYea Shit im in on ufc par ! Lets do it!
ReplyDeletei'm in too! took cat on a moneyline as well.
DeleteAppreciate guys! Nats & Pirates with early leads!
ReplyDeleteI am putting something on the sac kings +12 spurs don't seem to want that #1 seed they just waived captain jack and might rest players in the second half as well.
ReplyDeleteMets baby!!!!
ReplyDeleteRick: you're back. discipline. one game a day. i know you are gonna fight to get that bankroll back.
ReplyDelete--Navy (the real one)
Its been rough for a lot of us. I feel good about the future.
DeleteMets grand slammer!!!1
ReplyDeleteCASH IT! great call gator on Memphis under 48 3rd qtr! I even put Houston -2.5 in the 3rd qtr.!
ReplyDeleteit wasn't pretty but Celtics cover!! 3-0 now!
ReplyDeleteCelts and Memphis under winners for me
ReplyDeleteI think I am gonna do Memphis under in 3rd qtrs. until they are out of the playoffs! that is one hell of a bet gator!
Deleteif fakers are down at half take them 3rd qtr. they almost always win 3rd qtrs. just like Memphis loses 3rd qtrs.
gator u took hornets and the kings? both are looking good too.
ReplyDeleteJust did the 2. Nats just blew a big lead...
ReplyDeleteI Like jazz 2h
ReplyDeleteur call. line was 9.5 for the game and now its only 7 but there down by 1 so only 6 actually.
DeleteI am afraid because the refs will probably do something funky and cause them to lose so fakers can get into the playoffs. Minny already has the free throw advantage 13-9
True.. just ill that nats will lose us this 21x patlay.
ReplyDeleteits extra innings anything can happen. *crossing fingers* next time lets cut it to 3-4 team parlays max. lol
DeleteU see the 9th inning collapse?. We also have them with doyers parlay
Deleteno watching Memphis/Houston and n.o./clips games. hahaha
DeleteNats are done cuz they're not scoring on Kimbrell.
ReplyDeleteParlays dead. unread 4-0 lead going to the 8th
ReplyDeleteSlats.. what a collapse. I'm nauseous. the parlay will hit 4/5
ReplyDeleteSucks because the Nats would kill both parlays.
ReplyDeleteSorry guys.. nats cost me huge. 2 parlays 25x
ReplyDelete6 runs for braves with 2 outs. 1 unearned
ReplyDeleteGreat calls on the Celtics and Hornets shit. At least our straight baseball bets still look good.
ReplyDeleteOk.. well I will throw up my dinner lol
ReplyDeleteWhat was Zimmerman doing on that 9 inning throw.. wtf!@! God I hope doyers lose now
ReplyDeletehornets cover! CA$H IT! rockets team total under 98.5 CA$$H IT! Memphis/Houston under 95.5 2H CA$$$H it! 6-0 Believe it!
ReplyDeleteGuys, I'm hitting the hay. Have a great night! Look forward to seeing tomorrows picks in the morning.
ReplyDeletetake care slats!
Deletethat's alright I got a nba 5 teamer need Portland and I win!
DeleteI put in pirates in parlay but didn't play them...why..god I screwed that up...
ReplyDeleteKings cover! ON FIRE 7-0 BABY. If Portland covers I win my 5 teamer parlay too!
ReplyDeleteWhat does it pay?
ReplyDeletealmost same as the mlb 5 teamer. have boston +13, kings +12, hornets +9.5, rockets under 98.5, and Portland +11
DeleteBlazers +5.5 1H Cash it! 8-0 ready to put the kids to bed after this Blazers win!
ReplyDeletegator hope u didn't bet jazz 2H don't look promising....
ReplyDeleteNope.. laid off. I am only gonna use ur NBA plays. wish I would have played them all. awesome day bud! shit and gator show!
Deletewe run this joint! lol
DeleteI did all the ones u did except bj's forgot to place a bet on them.
ReplyDeleteShit.. we r still gonna make some money MLB at least
ReplyDeleteWish u had played bj. I played them and mets also f5. Gonna start posting those also
ReplyDeleteu should just email me all ur plays for the day but too many huh?
DeleteI am doing a small bet on the under 2H for Thunder/Blazers at 102
ReplyDeleteAngels equal fade lol
ReplyDeleteOk I'm in on that under
ReplyDeletewow sterns cronies are trying to give the t-wolves the win. a basket and a free throw shot.
ReplyDeleteI can email u everything I like but ill post my fav here. LOL at the angels!!!
ReplyDeleteI think I played 12 games. lol. All small though
ReplyDeleteNBA is very fixed. clear ads day during heat 06 finals
ReplyDeleteI knew that since that whole tim donaghey scandal.
Deletegator u would have won ur 2H jazz/twolves by 1 lol
ReplyDeletei just saw that lol!. oh well glad my feel though came thru
ReplyDeletedwyane wade got every call when no one was near him. nba is a joke league. NBA entertainment
ReplyDeleteI even think NFL is a joke. all u need to do is get hot at the last month make it to the playoffs and u can make it to the super bowl.
Deletebut if fakers make it to the playoffs they would be a good script to go finals. stern might have his hands on this. lol
i think its safe to mark the mets down as a win lol
ReplyDeletewow weird day in the nba only 3 favorites covered 9 dogs won. usually its even or close to it.
ReplyDeletethat is very odd.. did u hear yankees turned a 3x play tonite
Deleteglad the doyers are losing.. makes me feel better if they lose cause of the nats
ReplyDeletewow mets are having a field day!
ReplyDeletedidn't u have angels in a futures bet?
just saw the highlights for that Yankees game. adam jones is a bonehead. lol
ReplyDeleteyes i have angels future.. and i put my ticket in my fire pit outside LOL j/k. once they get rid of their shitty manager scocia cant spell his name they will be fine. hes awful
ReplyDeleteall these managers are awful. all they do is sit in the dugout and eat there damn sunflower seeds. lol what ever happened to lou Piniella? hahaha
Deletedamn tigers just left 2 on.. miggy dp
ReplyDeletei could manage a mlb team lol. i dont get paid nearly as much LOL
ReplyDeleteWhat i hate about mlb.. when fans scream when the ball is hit into the outfield 50 feet in front of the warning track!
gator u want to in on fakers 2H? I am hesitating don't know what to do. lol
ReplyDeleteI did put in under 104 2H though
ill roll with the under. how is justin verlander -115 tomm??? thats insanely low
ReplyDeletePortland scores 7 3q pts. WOW
ReplyDeleteI was thinking the same thing. there goes my parlay. at least we will get the under 2H hahaha
Deletefuck blazers score 7 points in the 3rd qtr. will probably cost me my parlay.
ReplyDeletetigers get leadoff double and then pull a doyers
ReplyDeletei am rooting ur parlay in.. i dont have it but id love for u to cash
ReplyDeleteI threw in a small play on fakers -5 2H cheaper than the -7 they had before the game started.
ReplyDeleteblazers 4 pts thru 2 min... almost equals 3q total
ReplyDeletewhat happened did they take a nap in the 3rd qtr? lol
Deletewe might have to fade blazers in the 3rd qtr until the end of the season. lol
ReplyDeletei think so
ReplyDeletedetroit screwing this up
ReplyDeleteglad we didn't take darvish today. that blister must be bothering him.
ReplyDeletela angels are -190 again tomm. wow
ReplyDeleteblazers are toast.
ReplyDeletewho knows about yu. did not like em.. Detroit 3-2
ReplyDeletedoyers had 1st and 3rd 1 out and get bupkis. thats the doyers LOL. more risp left on base than anything ive ever seen
ReplyDeleteenters the tigers bullpen.. 1 run lead not enough
ReplyDeleteif perkins is hurt for the playoffs will hurt there chances against Utah or fakers. they have the bigs.
ReplyDeletewhat was ur line on portland??
ReplyDeletehad +11 they lost by 16. I know all the dogs won earlier the last 2 favorites would win. oh well back to the drawing board. we did get the 2nd half under!
Delete9-1 still a great day!
Big parlay tomm: Nats, Cards, Reds, Arizona, Tigers, Mets 25x
ReplyDeleteStephen curry is trying to blow our under in the 2H. he has 39 already. DAMN!
ReplyDeleteI am laying off parlays. what are your big plays for tomorrow.
guess who has the free throw advantage in this fakers v warriors (not even CLOSE)
ReplyDelete34-10 start of 4th qtr.
what's even worse Shit, it's been 1 ref calling pretty much 3/4 of the fouls the entire game. You should see the phantom calls Kobe keeps getting. It's ridiculous. Not sure if you have any bets on the Lakers are just the under 2h but I hate the Lakers, GO WARRIORS!!!
ReplyDelete-Danny
I said this all along stern wants the fakers in the playoffs and will get his cronies to give them all the calls.
DeleteI did take fakers 2H just because I knew they were gonna get the calls. lol
Deleteshit.. i am going square tomm. 1 soccer play arsenal/liverpool ml parlay -115 for 1/8.
ReplyDeletemlb big ones: verlander, over 7 atl/wash, and arizona -120
do u want to tie any of those into my ufc picks?
Deletegot urijah faber -475
Uriah hall -390
cat zingano -135
Gabriel Gonzaga +215 (Patrick recommends him)
other mlb plays i like rockies, rockies team toal over when available, houston/angels over 8.5, mets, houston, cubs, wash/cards ml parlay, wash/reds ml parlay for now lol
ReplyDeletemight try the ufc. know nothing about it.
ReplyDeleteits easy money. just too much juice trying to cut it down.
DeletePatrick and I did a parlay on all 4 of those too.
team stern at its best tonite
ReplyDeletejust look at the huge free throw advantage. lol
Deletethis is why i am watching the a's and not lakers. the nba is worthless
ReplyDeletedamn we lost that under in the 2H.
ReplyDelete9-2 in the nba. with fakers -5 2H to go.
Gator, are you parlaying the liverpool/arsenal ML's with anything or just each other?
ReplyDelete-Danny
just themselves at -115. what do u think?
ReplyDeleteif tigers lose this game.. i think verlander goes to -130-135
ReplyDeletealright waiting om these last 2 games (detroit and la) so I can determine my new bankroll.
ReplyDeletewhere is the foul!!!!!!! my god this is insane
ReplyDeleteI like it. Even though I hate liverpool but they're playing a team that has nothing to play for and is going to be relegated and liverpool are trying to qualify for European competition for next year. Arsenal are trying to jump Tottenham to get into top 4 for Champions League next year so they're going to be firing on all cylinders (or at least trying, they've been known to have close to 20 shots in a game this year and not score) but the chances should be there. Not sure if you get team totals but if Arsenal's team total is 1-1.5, I'd take the over. Just my 2 cents or mini essay lol
ReplyDelete-Danny
thx danny! will tie this into some ufc ones I like above to give out a better pay.
Deletemy god this league is awful.
ReplyDeletedanny i dont have an arsenal team total
ReplyDeletelakers celebrating like they won the title. I hate the NBA!
ReplyDeleteu know they were gonna win why fight it just bet them on a ml and profit.
DeleteI lost that bet 9-3 in the nba still a good day should have quit when I had a chance.
That Curry full court shot nearly went in. Would of loved to see Sterns face if it had lol
ReplyDelete-Danny
ewww, trying to parlay those 2 with just the ML doesn't even give me -115. It gives me like -130 -135
ReplyDelete-Danny
I don't know why everyone is complaining I just learned to accept it and use that knowledge for profit. including a fakers future finals
ReplyDeletei am betting lakers over next 2 games. team stern will give them another 50free throws
ReplyDeletedanny.. must have moved.. i got it at -115 and now my book is -125.. eww is right
ReplyDeletedanny I parlayed Liverpool/arsenal & ufc fighters hall/faber/zingano nice 4X parlay!
ReplyDeleteNice...Hall is fucking naaaaaaaaaasty. Watching this season of TUF and dude is just wrecking shop with ease
Delete-Danny
danny i like some other games but afraid to play all of them.. if u name a few will u give me ur opinion??
ReplyDeleteEspecially with the Utah win, you knew it was gonna happen
ReplyDelete-Danny
Sure thing Gator
ReplyDelete-Danny
here is the debate: more fixed nba or wwf??
ReplyDeletewe are all here to help each other make money.
ReplyDeleteThat's a fact and a half
Delete-Danny
Soton -110,
ReplyDeleteWigan -124
Sheffield PK +130
Ipswich PK +107,
Wolves +124,
Barnsley +128
Wolves, I could see being a draw or a very sluggish 1-0 win. Both teams battling to stay out of the bottom 3 to avoid relegation but Huddersfield has also lost 11 times on the road this season so there's a chance. Take my championship games advice with caution. Havent been following as much as the top leagues so I'm basing this stuff off of records and where they stand in the standings and if they have something to play for or not
Delete-Danny
like soton alot btw
ReplyDeletegator I thought u like ryu? I am in on Detroit, Arizona and over atl/wash for tomorrow. still thinking about that mega parlay.
ReplyDeleteI even thought the ncaa tournament was fixed. u seen some of the bullshit calls against Wichita st and Michigan in the 2nd halfs of the games. no way they wanted Wichita st in the finals.
ReplyDeletemajor rumor right now kobe torn his Achilles. no idea if true
ReplyDeletei like ryu but prefer blanca LOL
ReplyDeletei like ryu but not over kennedy and at -120 i think its a cheap price
ReplyDeleteimo: detroit will lose this game
well even stern can't fix the lakers to the playoffs without kobe.
ReplyDeleteMRI to confirm kobe injury tomm. bye bye fakers.. bye bye fakers.. bye bye fakers.. ur not in the playoffs LOL
ReplyDeleteif its true he may be done for good
ReplyDeleteSoton is a nice bet. West Ham is just god awful on the road this year. 10 losses already.
ReplyDelete-Danny
what league is soton?
DeleteAlso it says the Wigan game has been PPD already
ReplyDelete-Danny
i think ill add soton.. what about those others. i was just looking into some of the other leagues
ReplyDeleteok scratch wigan then lol
ReplyDeleteCareful on Sheff, Leeds doesnt look half bad at home and Sheff has lost more times on the road than not
ReplyDelete-Danny
i think ur right on sheff
ReplyDeleteAnd that Barnsley game, surprisingly enough, they're playing Charlton Athletic and they're road record is better than their home record. Weird seeing that with a middle of the table team.
ReplyDelete-Danny
danny do u like liverpool and arsenal 1h?
ReplyDeleteTHough with Sheff, they just played Millwall on the road and beat em 2-1, granted Millwall is another middle of the table team that is sub .500 at home. Guess there's a reason why these teams are in the CHampionship and not the EPL lol
ReplyDelete-Danny