Monday, April 29, 2013

MONDAY: FADING HONDO - 1% of the bankroll on the Atlanta Braves +112 at home against the Washington Nationals, 7:10 PM EST

3-0 day


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    CURRENT FUND: FUND 4          
Starting balance of $50,000
   Today's beginning balance = $55,808.96
Today's profit = $1,907.85
Today's ending balance = $57,716.81
This week's profit = $1,907.85
1% of the bankroll = $558

Thanks Shit!
NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
$558 NBA 522 HOUSTON ROCKETS MONEY LINE +100 AT HOME AGAINST THE OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER 9:35 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Houston 105 Oklahoma City 103, profit of $507.27
"Shit Special of the Day is on the Houston Rockets moneyline.
Yes I am bringing the Shit Special back because I love this play so much. Houston are not the Bucks or Lakers where they lost by double digits every game. This Rockets team where in the last 2 games in the final minutes and technically could have been up 2-1 with a few bounces going there ways. I feel that Durant having to consistently put up 40 points every game is gonna start to take a toll on him and I wouldn't be surprised if this series still ends up going to a 7th game, yes, I said it. Best of luck everyone!"

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL
$558 MLB 902 ATLANTA BRAVES +112 AT HOME AGAINST THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS 7:10 PM EST
Winner, Atlanta 3 Washington 2, profit of $624.96

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL
$558 MLB 904 MIAMI MARLINS +139 AT HOME AGAINST THE NEW YORK METS 7:10 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE Miami 4 New York Mets 3, profit of $775.62
Hondo (21-20)
"Hondo, already having succumbed with the Metamucils and Astros, was on the verge of a triple-flusher yesterday, but the A’s minded their Ps and Qs, rallying for a “W” that held the deficit down to 180 tenaces.Tonight, Mr. Aitch is expecting the NL’s young guns to do some damage – 10 units apiece on Met Harvey and Nat Strasburg."

  Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
Of course, always shop around.
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SBMS Report Card
6 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
5 Week's Ago Loss =  $1,512.22
4 Week's Ago Loss =    $3,872.86
3 Week's Ago Loss  = $3,906.96
2  Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64
Last Week's Profit = $65.40
This Week's Profit So Far = $1,907.85

204 comments:

  1. Morning guys! Lets start another great week.
    Nationals -126 (sorry Rick)
    D'Backs tt over 3.5
    Aston Villa tt over 0.5/Tigers f5 -0.5

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  2. Good morning slats! Good luck (I think, lol)!

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  3. I ended up losing a little less than 1/2% last week so hopefully this week is better !

    ATL +110
    MIA +134
    both 1/2%
    GL guys !

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  4. Good morning (afternoon) Patrick!

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  5. morning everyone!

    Shit Special of the Day is on the Houston Rockets moneyline.

    Yes I am bringing the Shit Special back because I love this play so much. Houston are not the Bucks or Lakers where they lost by double digits every game. This Rockets team where in the last 2 games in the final minutes and technically could have been up 2-1 with a few bounces going there ways. I feel that Durant having to consistently put up 40 points every game is gonna start to take a toll on him and I wouldn't be surprised if this series still ends up going to a 7th game, yes, I said it. Best of luck everyone!

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    1. Good afternoon Shit! Lets do this!

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    2. afternoon rick haven't talk to you much lately. let's fatten that bankroll!

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    3. You get up so late and I have been working on the garden. This play sounds like a winner Shit!

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    4. thanks. I feel strongly on this one.

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  6. Replies
    1. they scored? yippee! my parlay is alive!

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  7. gator u bet lech Poznan soccer? Cash it!

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  8. I forgot about them. They won 1-0, congrats!

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  9. Gator: we should've bet Sunderland tt as well. Aston Villa has given up more goals than anyone else in the BPL.

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    1. damn slats we could have been up 3-0 then! lesson learned I guess.

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  10. Would've been an easy over also. It's 2-1 just before the half.

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    1. should we bet over 2H too then? lol

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  11. Bettis tt quick! Played over small Aston :)

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  12. Did bettis with oak and stl

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    1. I got one parlay in but got cut off on a 2nd parlay I was trying to do.

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    2. gator would u go over 4.5 2H for aston/sunderland game? it's +120

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    1. it was -690 anyways would have to put it with several other teams to make a decent parlay.

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  14. I saw that the tt's for tomorrow and Wednesday are huge. Like -700 and -1100 for the home teams.

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    1. Sorry saw bettis real late.. did nothing 2h

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    2. I took a small stab at over 4.5 +120 one more goal to go!

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    3. Easy winner, it was a beatdown in the 2nd half

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  15. Golazo Molina!! Ty Brits.. tt :)
    Nice win 2h shit!

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    1. Stupid phone meant betis

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    2. bettis scores my parlay lives for another day! thanks gator for the 2 soccer totals!

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  16. gator do we take a chance on the bulls +6 due to the injured player theory since hinrich is out?

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  17. Since you're so confident shit, I added Rockets -103.

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    1. thanks slats! i am more confident than the Celtics yesterday!

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  18. I wish I would've had the celtics in my parlay yesterday. The Knicks was the only leg I lost.

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    1. I wish I would have taken spurs and Miami. lol

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  19. I was going to do that but it wouldn't have been good value at all.

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  20. I had Aston with nets ML. So that's it for me.. but I like nets..lol

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  21. Think nets kill bulls imo

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  22. Shit i added rockets -103 for 1/2% lets do this!

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  23. We're not all on the same page very often. At least for 1 game we are a united blog. Go Rockets!

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  24. MLB

    Atl over
    Balt
    Oak
    Sfo under
    Det rl
    Det/stl f5 MLB 2x
    Stl
    Mets.. had Mets stl and oak with soccer..

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  25. NHL will play sharks blues and wings gm1.. also playing series on All 3

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  26. Also MLB royals Aston from yesterday

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  27. det/stl f5 big loser :(

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  28. still puzzled how tigers cant hit pelfrey with his 1.82 whip.. unreal

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  29. Nats and braves have 16 hits and 5 walks only 4 runs.. wtf!

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  30. Hope I got u guys off bulls

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    1. that was a stay away from me but did hit the over in the total 2H and bulls over tt 2H too.

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  31. Turning off baseball for my mental health...

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  32. Didn't touch rockets cause I liked okc.. but rooting for u guys!

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  33. Winner! No golden sombrero for me tonight!

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    1. Nice slats.. I am gonna wear the 0fer sombrero. Lol

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    2. I'm pissed that I didn't put Detroit -1 in instead of the f5. I changed my mind at the last minute thanks to the bullpen screw jobs that I suffered last week.

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  34. Took hou -1 and under 104.5

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  35. Mets are 0-15 risp. Ties franchise record lol. Not my day

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  36. cashed all my 3rd qtr bets. hou 1st 3 mins, 1st 6 mins, 1st 9 mins. and Houston -1 3rd qtr. hope they can keep it up.

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    1. Didn't even know they offered those

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    2. online they do. knew Houston would come out with intensity in the 3rd qtr. I even did hou over 12.5 in the first 6 mins of 3rd qtr.

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  37. also got Houston +8.5, +5.5 and moneyline +360, +200. don't let me down Houston!

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  38. this is my best bet of the month! I am all in!

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  39. mets game still going on? damn!

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  40. I hope they lose so I get a reverse sweep.

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  41. FEAR THE BEARD! whew that was a close one, hope everybody made money on rockets today!

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    1. no problem just trying to help everyone out.

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  43. mets to top off a great night for me!

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    1. yep remember u told me to do the aston/mets parlay? my only baseball for today.

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  44. I noticed something with this okc/hou game u take okc 1H and take hou 2H simple as that.

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  45. The Mets blew a 9th inning and 12th inning lead

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  46. I went 0-9 MLB LOL!!lost 1 &1/8 percent. But the nets ML and rockets 2nd half and under got me down only 1/8 :)

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  47. Counting every MLB play.. I am up 22x equals 2.75% on the year so far. Each unit being1/8%

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    1. still good. glad u didn't bet okc though.

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  48. Props I like for tomm soccer. Both teams to score and real scores both halves. Vegas doesn't have this but for slats and shit.. cr7 to score a goal

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    1. what teams? Dortmund? real madrid game?

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  49. Yep. Glad I laid off okc

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  50. Yes dort and rm. Oakland coming back.. might not be an ofer

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  51. If three is a prop tomm for cr7-christiano Reynaldo to score.. bet it

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  52. Think real does but needs still won't advance unless they get 4 goals and dort doesn't score. Soccer has biggest home field advantage over any sport

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  53. Cr7 is christiano reynaldo

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    1. don't c any prop bets.

      damn they got real Madrid -1159 on the over tt.

      any chance Dortmund wins? like the +450 ml

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  54. I think that Memphis under is gonna drop

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    1. I put it in already gonna be my best bet thanks to u. thinking of taking Memphis too heard blake may possibly sit out. not definite.

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  55. Took red sox tomm -119

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  56. Not playing dort at all. Best I could see from them is a draw. If they lose 3-1 they advance. Will Be playing defensive

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  57. I hope I don't let u down lol. I have a nice parlay on nets ml with it :)

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  58. If Denver wins gm5. Will be huge few gm6

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    1. yeah I wouldn't take Denver at -7.5 though too much. I think just bet the over. I think over hit every game except game 1. lol

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    2. Adding rm tt only gives 20 cents off MLB lol

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    3. I just did a parlay with Memphis under 180 and Dortmund team total over 1/2 got me 1.5 times. lol

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  59. u think Houston will be double digits dog again for the next game in okc? might lean towards the dog again if it is. lol

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  60. Yep might play over. Those teams only know 1 speed...run

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  61. I think Houston's toast.. shot their was tonite

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  62. Dort could score. Lewa is a beast. You should go to 101 great goals. Some great stuff

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  63. Balsy play by coco crisp

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  64. Did u see my NHL for Tomm?

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  65. I'm hoping my book allows alt totals. Maybe for semifinal it will for tt. Real over 1 or 1.5

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  66. Didn't matter.. goin to extras. A's magic

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  67. Playing real/ bayern tt over

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  68. yeah still here. sorry had to go feed baby and change her.

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    1. Lovely. My daughter is now potty trained :)!

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    2. what age is she now? can't wait for that age.

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  69. how are you betting the nhl games? moneyline?

    damn ur gonna be busy with soccer, bases, nba, and nhl games.

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    1. Yep love NHL playoffs! Ml for NHL. Took wings and blues for gm1 and series. Will add sharks too

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  70. are u doing the total over 3.5 in the real/Dortmund game? wow real team total odds actually went up while dortmunds odds went down.

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  71. Not sure on over yet. Kinda think it could end 2-1.

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    1. you can get a +700 odds if you think that will be the final score w/ real winning. lol good for a $5 bet?

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  72. Prolly will play real over 1.5 if its available. Right now i have a real ml/ Bayer tt over .5 +105

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  73. I wouldn't do it. Save ur 5 bucks lol

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  74. Barca won't lose at nou camp. Bayern doesn't need to win..

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  75. it goes by aggregate goals. and away goals is the tiebreaker. bayern is pretty much a lock to advance so bayern like dortmund will be on the defensive mode. i think bayern will score at least 1 b/c barca has zero defense

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  76. well I took the cheaper of the odds parlay of Dortmund and Bayern tt over hope it still works out. lol

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  77. once bayern gets 1 away goal.. they prolly wont care

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    1. no team total. that real odds seemed way too high to make a decent buck without parlaying it with multiple things. lol

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  79. i dont see real losing at home but if i can find a both teams to score ill play it

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  80. my book posted a both teams to score.. -226 LOL

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  81. they got a prop that real wins both halves +257 what u think?

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    1. I saw that both teams score odds too. lol

      they had real scores in both halves +108 not bad.

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  82. i like real score both halves better. could see 1-1 game 1st half and real wins like i said 2-1 and then u lose.

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  83. these overpaid schmucks cant do a bunt correctly???

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  84. 1st and 2nd no one out. screw up a bunt then dp.. my god!!!!!

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    1. just one of those days in bases.

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  85. i like that +1-8 prop better to be honest

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  86. yep.. i am up 22x assuming a's lose counted as a loss down 6-1.. my goal is 150x for the year roughly 18-19 percent

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  87. i meant +108 for that prop. mine is -105 for that

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  88. if i lose 2 games in extra innings i will be pissed. well i am 1-7 in extra innings games so lets make it 1-8 lol

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  89. i heard this a few days ago... Up until 2007, the American League actually had a curfew rule that didn't allow a game to be played past 1:00 am local time

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  90. do u get 698 directv?? a's game is on if ur intersted

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    1. no I don't have the baseball package. =(

      maybe I can find it online

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  91. should be able to get it 698.. what does it say..

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  92. i know my dad gets it without a mlb package

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  93. i hear people watch this stuff online.. how do u do that>?

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  94. sweet locked in bo sox -119 tomm and now -130 lol

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  95. just checked mine says not subscribed.

    my go to site is coolsport.tv they have everything related to sports even ufc, pay-per-view stuff, etc. u just go to schedule and go to the channel where the channel is at.

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  96. btw.. i typically do better in mlb after nba finals.. these first 50 games to me are getting a feel so im grateful to be up what i am

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  97. im assuming not very legal LOL

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    1. who cares is anything legal these days? lol sport betting online I bet isn't also. lol

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  98. I got a soccer pick for u too. lol

    Austria league- sv grodig -1 (-128)

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  99. dont get in trouble.. need a buddy to talk sports at night lol

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  100. who the hell is that team. lol

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    1. hell if I know found a soccer guy and he gives me picks too once in awhile. lol

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  101. my book doesnt have that team lol

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    1. should be it doesn't start until 12:30PM tomorrow.

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  102. they only have Kapfenberger at like -125

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  103. nice... good luck on it.. cant play what they dont give me lol. i need to have someone sign up for an offshore and let me use their account. these books here dont give many options. im glad my phone app gives me those team totals

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  104. i wish i had the marbles to play astros today.. was like +250

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  105. this a's game could go on forever. lol

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    1. damn not looking good for the a's a double play?

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  106. nah.. angels will win it here. 2nd and 3rd 1 out.. only the teams i bet on screw up opportunities.
    mets were 1-18 risp today LOL

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    1. we should just bet big dogs like Astros. lol that was my goal when I started to bet baseball then stopped after day 1 went kaput. lol

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  107. i already counted this as a loss LOL

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  108. a's had a man on 3rd with 1 out and a man on 2nd no outs and got nada LOL

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  109. what are ur bases picks anyhow?

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  110. longeterm blindly betting huge dogs wont pay off but every now and then throwing them in can pay. 1-1 on a +200 dog give u 1 unit profit

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    1. I stopped on day 1 when I went 0fer lol

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  111. u mean what r my picks tomm?? right now only have red sox -119

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    1. u thinking about ryu doyers again? lol

      thought u already wrote the a's off?

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  112. this is why he;s bullpen and not starting

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  113. u get the guy at home and then walk on 4 pitches ?!?!?!?!

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  114. those 1st 2 pitches were strikes.. i think the ump just wants to go home :(

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  115. i counted as a loss and hence they are losing LOL. i am nostradamus LOL

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  116. i may take fat ruy.. what i dont get is earlier in the 10th a's hit a bomb hit the sign but gave the guy a triple instead of a hr. if they wanted to leave just give em a hr?

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  117. In 7 starts against the Red Sox over the past 3 seasons, Brandon Morrow is 1-3 with a 10.6 ERA in 31 innings. .338 opposing batting average. thats why i took bo sox

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  118. not sure how that last one was a ball? that was a clear strike

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  119. 1st and 2nd no outs. how will they screw this up??

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  120. and they didnt bunt there why????

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  121. haha didn't know chris young is w/ the a's now he never played up to his potential with the dbacks always hurt. guess what he got hurt again

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  122. u still have a shot gator!

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  123. i figured they wanted to go home

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  124. Young and Crisp both hurt. Will a pitcher play outfield??

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    1. I just love that name coco crisp. what parent would name there son after a cereal. lol

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  125. who the hell is gonna field???

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  126. god damn damnely do ur job.... hes had enough (danley btw is the home umpire)

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  127. what were his parents thinking?

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    1. maybe that's there favorite cereal. good thing they didn't love captain crunch or fruit loops. lol

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  128. oh god fruit loops would have been bad LOL

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    1. everybody would have thought he was gay. lol

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  129. yea.. i cant go to sleep with this game on and i work 9-9 tomm LOL

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  130. please someone just win>!>!>! Lol

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