WEDNESDAY: SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY: Miami Heat -13 at home against the Chicago Bulls, 7:05 PM EST and FADING HONDO - 1% of the bankroll on the Chicago Cubs -105 at home against the St. Louis Cardinals, 2:20 PM EST

1-1 day but we win our big game for a nice profit on the day. Shit predicted a 113-75 outcome; the final score was 115-78! Holy Shit!

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   I want YOU to make money!

 Everything on this site is total bullshit except one thing.

Winning! I pity the fool that does not understand that!

    CURRENT FUND: FUND 4          

Starting balance of $50,000

   Today's beginning balance = $55,760.46

Today's profit = $455.72

Today's ending balance = $56,216.18

This week's loss = $86.73

1% of the bankroll = $557

Thanks Shit!

NBA BET FOR 2% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY

$1,114 NBA 714 MIAMI HEAT -13 AT HOME AGAINST THE CHICAGO BULLS, 7:05 PM EST
Winner,  FINAL SCORE: Miami 115 Chicago 78, profit of $1,012.72

(Grading this at -13, try to get -12 1/2, its out there)

"Shit Special of the Day- Miami Heat -12.5. Fact: Heat have not lost back to back home games at all this season. Well now you are asking will they cover that large spread? After every home loss this season (only 4), the Heat have responded the next home game winning by an average of 23.5 points. Fatigue will also start to be a factor also for the Bulls playing 3 games in 5 days including a game 7. Bulls will be contempt with a 1-1 split in Miami heading towards a Friday showdown in Chicago with whispers of a Derrick Rose sighting. I expect an epic blowout like a 113-75 type of rout from the Heat. BOL"

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL

$557 MLB 954 CHICAGO CUBS -105 AT HOME AGAINST THE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS, 2:20 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: St. Louis 5 Chicago Cubs 4, loss of $557

Hondo (29-26)

"Hondo, who succumbed with the Cards last night, looked like he was headed for a double-draino, but the Snakes came to his rescue, dumping the Dodgers to put the debt at 170 maxvills. Today, Mr. Aitch expects the Cards to Jake and bake in Wrigley — 10 units on Westbrook to chew up the Small Bears."

  Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.

Of course, always shop around.

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SBMS Report Card

7 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94

5 Week's Ago Loss =  $1,512.22

5 Week's Ago Loss =    $3,872.86

4 Week's Ago Loss  = $3,906.96

3  Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64

2 Week's Ago Profit = $65.40

Last Week's Profit = $493.95

This week's loss  so far = $86.73