Sports Betting Made Simple: SATURDAY: SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY - 2% of the bankroll on the Memphis Grizzlies -5 at home against the San Antonio Spurs, 9:00 PM EST and one baseball game

Saturday, May 25, 2013

SATURDAY: SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY - 2% of the bankroll on the Memphis Grizzlies -5 at home against the San Antonio Spurs, 9:00 PM EST and one baseball game

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CURRENT FUND: FUND 4

Starting balance of $50,000

Today's beginning balance = $56,288.57

Today's loss = $393.40

Today's ending balance = $55,895.17

This week's loss through Saturday = $4,634.35

1% of the bankroll = $562

NBA BET FOR 2% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY

$1,124 NBA 510 MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES -5 AT HOME AGAINST THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS, 9:00 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: San Antonio 104 Memphis 93, loss of $1,124

"Shit Special of the Day- Memphis -5. Fact: Memphis is 14-3 ATS as a home favorite of 6 points or less this season. The Grizzlies are 11-1 ATS in their last 12 games overall. Grizzlies has not lost a home game since Feb. 5 too. I expect the roles to be reversed and Memphis to dominate these next 2 home games. BOL"

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL

$562 MLB 904 CINCINNATI REDS RUN LINE -1 1/2 RUNS +130 AT HOME AGAINST THE CHICAGO CUBS, 4:10 PM EST
Winner, FINALSCORE: Cincinnati 5 Chicago Cubs 2, profit of $730.60

"Hondo, who had his mojo working Thursday night, lost it last night in Fenway Pahk where the Tribe fell a whisker short and caused the debt to swell to 290 broglios.

Today, Mr. Aitch expects Wood to chop the Reds’ lumber down to size — 10 units on the Small Bears."

Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.

Of course, always shop around.

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SBMS Report Card

9 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94

8 Week's Ago Loss = $1,512.22

7 Week's Ago Loss = $3,872.86

6 Week's Ago Loss = $3,906.96

5 Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64

4 Week's Ago Profit = $65.40

3 Week's Ago Profit = $493.95

2 Week's Ago Profit = $2,791.40

Last Week's Profit = $1,435.21

This week's loss through Saturday = $4,634.35

28 comments:

SlatsemflakMay 25, 2013 at 8:13 AM
Morning guys! Better luck today.
Phillies +140 (POD)
That's all I'm playing and it is for 2%.
Have a great day!
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UnknownMay 25, 2013 at 8:59 AM
Morning guys!
GL Slats!!!
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gatorMay 25, 2013 at 9:06 AM
Hi guys

Uncle joey in Memphis tonite.. can throw out my under ticket
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RickMay 25, 2013 at 10:12 AM
Good morning guys!
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UnknownMay 25, 2013 at 11:22 AM
Cinci -1 -116
A's -1.5 +100 (my pod)
Philly +139 (Slats pod)
All 1/2%

also im going to take a shot on huge underdog in ufc
Mark Hunt +360 his story is amazing and if JDS is stubborn and keeps the fight standing it plays into Hunts strength which is his stand up! JDS is one of the best in the world and thats why he is a huge favorite but its a fight anything can happen !
Mark Hunt +360
For 1/2%
BOL today guys !
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Shit4BrainsMay 25, 2013 at 11:37 AM
The last 2 Heat games felt like I went 2 rounds with Mike Tyson and got the tar beat out of me. With that being said I am serving myself a one game suspension from the next Heat/Indiana game tomorrow if everyone is ok with that.
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Shit4BrainsMay 25, 2013 at 11:44 AM
small nba bet to get me back on track.

Shit Special of the Day- Memphis -5. Fact: Memphis is 14-3 ATS as a home favorite of 6 points or less this season. The Grizzlies are 11-1 ATS in their last 12 games overall. Grizzlies has not lost a home game since Feb. 5 too. I expect the roles to be reversed and Memphis to dominate these next 2 home games. BOL
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gatorMay 25, 2013 at 1:41 PM
Bayern!!!!!!!
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Shit4BrainsMay 25, 2013 at 2:38 PM
alright will do. I put in a Memphis ml/bruins ml parlay.also took Bayern because they are so great. lol
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Shit4BrainsMay 25, 2013 at 2:40 PM
damn missed out on bruins game under 1P they pulled it out.
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UnknownMay 25, 2013 at 5:54 PM
Adding Memphis -4.5 Shit special 1/2 %
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gatorMay 25, 2013 at 5:58 PM
boom!!! 1st period under both nhl games
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SlatsemflakMay 25, 2013 at 7:27 PM
Boom!!!! Phillies!!!
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UnknownMay 25, 2013 at 8:48 PM
Dam hunt got ktfo! Great fight i like that JDS looked to finish even tho he was winning on the cards
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SlatsemflakMay 25, 2013 at 8:54 PM
Sorry guys about the grizzlies.
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UnknownMay 25, 2013 at 8:57 PM
Great start bad finish still 3-2 on day for profit !
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Shit4brainsMay 25, 2013 at 9:22 PM
sorry guys on the memphis pick on a bad run and cant shake it off. i feel bad when i lose i feel even worse when i lose for everyone else. maybe everyone should fade me.
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