Friday, May 24, 2013

FRIDAY: SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY/FADING LANG - 3% of the bankroll on the Miami Heat -7 1/2 at home against the Indiana Pacers, 8:35 PM EST and one baseball play

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 Everything on this site is total bullshit except one thing.
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CURRENT FUND: FUND 4          
Starting balance of $50,000
   Today's beginning balance = $57,527.91
Today's loss = $1,239.34
Today's ending balance = $56,288.57
This week's loss through Friday = $4,240.95
1% of the bankroll = $572

NBA BET FOR 3% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
BONUS - WE ARE FADING THE LANGSTER HERE!
$1,716 NBA 508 MIAMI HEAT -7 1/2 AT HOME AGAINST THE INDIANA PACERS8:35 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Indiana 97 Miami 93, loss of $1,716
"Shit Special of the Day: Miami Heat -7.5. Fact: Heat are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS loss. Miami is 5-1 at home winning its 5 games by 23, 12, 37, 3, and 1. I was a little premature on my game 1 prediction and I think this is the game where Miami is gonna come out focused and blowout the Pacers. Miami had an uncharacteristic 20 TO's in game 1 and also 16/25 from the free throw line even Ray Allen missed a free throw. Public, of course, is jumping on hands and knees putting money on Pacers and overreacting to game 1. With the rust gone, I feel this will be similar to game 2 vs. Chicago not that big of a blowout but somewhere around the teens. You only get one shot at Miami and I feel that Indiana had there hearts taken out in game 1. BOL"

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL
$572 MLB 972 BOSTON RED SOX -120 AT HOME AGAINST THE CLEVELAND INDIANS7:10 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Boston 8 Cleveland 1, profit of $476.66
"Hondo bounced back from Wednesday’s oh-fer-2 by wielding the broom for a sweep with Pirates and Blue Jays that lowered the accounts payable to 240 lemons.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch expects the Native Americans to put Lackey in his place — 10 units on the Indian bats to lift Masterson."

  Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
Of course, always shop around.
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SBMS Report Card
9 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
8 Week's Ago Loss =  $1,512.22
7 Week's Ago Loss =    $3,872.86
6 Week's Ago Loss  = $3,906.96
5  Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64
4 Week's Ago Profit = $65.40
3 Week's Ago Profit = $493.95
2 Week's Ago Profit = $2,791.40
 Last Week's Profit = $1,435.21
This week's loss through Friday = $4,240.95

90 comments:

  1. Morning guys ! gl today if no Shit special i will take the day off cant touch that redsox gm!

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  2. Rick i saw an anonymous post the other day that Lang's bank is down to 25dimes should we consider the Lang fade he is atrocious in bases but to be honest i have been kinda on autopilot with hondo fade & Shit special so have not been paying any attention to any cappers

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    1. Lang won 50 dimer on clev last night. had heat on wed,tues had under spurs and spurs game 0-2

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    2. Might be werth a shot, stop fading hondo and try Lang again

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    3. Hi Patrick. I prefer Shit's plays over the Lang fade when it comes to NBA. Lang seems to be a coin flipper at best. This has been a rough week so far but I would like to stay the course. The blog has won the last five weeks and if Shit has a game tonight I plan to go 2% on it.

      Fade Nation showed Lang losing a game the other day and later on they said he had a push. I would prefer to stay as far away from them as possible. They seem utterly clueless like someone has taken out their rudder. At the very least, they should know what the dam game is going to be graded at before it starts.

      Seems like every time we have changed strategy, the old strategy has done better than the new one. I am surprised how well the bankroll has been holding up with these latest loses.

      Good luck today whatever you bet!

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    4. Its worth considering the Lang Fade and maybe we can start that next week. Made a lot of money with Lang in the December to Remember 2011 as documented on this blog.

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    5. The thing with the Lang Fade, is you got to get all the plays consistently. If only half the games are posted, you can get screwed if the games that are posted are ones that luckily Lang wins and the ones that are not are the ones he loses.

      The other thing is to truly fade Lang you have to bet bigger portions of your bankroll. For example, if you are starting out, if Lang has a 50 dime play and you fade him, you need to be betting 5% of your bankroll on that fade play (50/1000). That is based on a starting bankroll of 1,000 dimes.

      I recommended the "true Lang Fade" when Lang was still up over 400 dimes as he was in a typical Lang slide. But again the problem is getting all the plays and being able to make big bets on baseball games. The True Lang Fade works best in football where you are able to move big amounts of money.

      So for purposes of this blog, if we faded Lang we could not use his dime units but say 2% of the bankroll max on his plays which would work out to 20 dime bets each. Fading Lang over the long run is certainly profitable, regardless of what people say about "statistical variance."

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  3. Hey guys.

    Reluctantly on sox also

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  4. Good morning guys. When we got off Hondo and the Red Sox, Boston wins.

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  5. I got total confidence in Shit, he seems to win the close games. Going with Shit for 2% on his NBA play if he has one tonight, unless he suggests going 1% instead. Only two games today max, not trying to chase.

    Good luck!

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  6. Morning!
    Yankees +104 (POD)
    Red Sox -116

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  7. Rick i do not want to drop hondo or Shit that is for sure definitely stay the course but would consider adding Lang fade to the mix if like u said we could get the play consistently.

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    1. Lets try the Lang Fade then Patrick beginning next week. Trying not to play to much as it seems we are chasing otherwise.

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  8. Shit Special of the Day: Miami Heat -7.5. Fact: Heat are 6-1 ATS in their last 7 games following a ATS loss. Miami is 5-1 at home winning its 5 games by 23, 12, 37, 3, and 1. I was a little premature on my game 1 prediction and I think this is the game where Miami is gonna come out focused and blowout the Pacers. Miami had an uncharacteristic 20 TO's in game 1 and also 16/25 from the free throw line even Ray Allen missed a free throw. Public, of course, is jumping on hands and knees putting money on Pacers and overreacting to game 1. With the rust gone, I feel this will be similar to game 2 vs. Chicago not that big of a blowout but somewhere around the teens. You only get one shot at Miami and I feel that Indiana had there hearts taken out in game 1. BOL

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  9. Hey guys! Checkin' in on this holiday weekend.

    FYI: BLang on Pacers +7.5 according to SBR and Uzi's post.

    Shit/Rick: Maybe make this a GOY for 5% (only kidding, but not really b/c its time to win money. winning 1/16 of a bankroll is a tease.)

    BOL guys and thanks Shit! Tonight might be a big play for Navy!
    --Navy

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    1. I'll buy that! Didn't even know lang was on the other side guess it's a plus.

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    2. another plus is scott foster is the ref tonight. favors home teams.

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    3. NAVY:

      Good seeing ya! Good luck tonight!

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  10. Ref trend.. when over is set at 184.5 or less The over is 23-5 with these refs

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  11. Heat -7.5 Shit special for 1%!
    Yanks +105 Slat POD for 1/2%
    GL guys !

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  12. Heat -7.5 (-105) for 3%, lets gamble boys!

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  13. Medlen just cost me about 700 bucks. I'm done with this clown

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  14. Lebron is weak and timid. He lacks the "real" fire that made MJ the best player of all time. MJ would take the ball strong to the basket everytime and not be afraid. Lebron is shooting fade away jump shots as a 6'8" player. Come on man.
    --Navy

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  15. Nice call on yanks Slats! Thanks!!

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    1. Thanks! That's 4 in a row. Lets keep it going tomorrow.

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  16. If the heat hits, this night will be memorable.

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  17. Will Lebron PLEASE take it at Hibbard. He's so soft.
    --Navy

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  18. Michael Jordan would never make that pass! I don't care how good Lebron appears at times, he is soft.

    TRUCK I'm moving in...
    Slats you have space for me...
    Rick I'm moving into Pick Nation...

    --Navy

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    1. There's always room at the slats inn.

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    2. NAVY:

      They have a spell checker position open.

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  19. Good night guys! We'll get it back tomorrow.

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  20. sorry guys for that stinker. I am still stunned. LeBron making bad passes at then end.

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  21. Shit.. I am ill.. u think pacers win the series. They have played as well as anyone and if vogel leaves hibbert in GM 1 Indy is up 2-0

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  22. well i am praying that the cards hold this big lead. i had a parlay of braves/reds/cards/red sox/yanks/tigers at 26 to 1. will be reduced b/c of braves but a nice 18 or so x parlay would be sweeeet

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    1. wow congrats.

      yeah I am still shocked, stunned and pissed cost me lots of money the last 2 games. the lechoke has surfaced again. I still think heat wins the series they just need to win one in Indiana and then they will have game 7 in Miami. LeBron can't do it all by hisself though it seemed he was trying to do everything and it cost him in the end very Durant-like. also I still think Memphis wins the series but I am in the minority on both I guess as of now. lol

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    2. btw, wished I bet on pens today but stayed away after everyone was on them.

      thinking of taking a break from nba for a couple days took a bad beating on the heat games.

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  23. i didnt want to go against u... i took indy 1h only and over 182.5 so i went 2-0.. i kept quiet b/c ur my buddy here and hate being opposite u. major difference between this and last yr. role players for miami were huge last year. suck this year. ray allen looks like a lost soul

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  24. i had braves f5 parlayed with another 7 teams and they all cashed and medlen asshole blew it for me.. cost my 700 bucks :(

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  25. shit.. do u think memphis wins tomm for sure?

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  26. parlay cassssshhhhhh 17.38x BOOM!!!!!!!!!!

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  27. and texas wins to close out a monster day..

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  28. mlb total: 15-3 +27.92x cash it!@!!!!

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  29. my friend is about to jump off a bridge. he did a 10 teamer for 100 and played them all seperate. he had brew crew and by accident put in pirates in the 10 teamer. the 100 parlay would have paid 68000 if he hadnt screwed it up. i feel so bad for him

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    1. damn. did u cash ur parlay?

      yeah I did that once remember gator? lol

      I know Memphis will win both home games not sure on the spread. the spread is giving me pause. remember san Antonio won 2 games against okc and everyone was writing off okc. then okc won 4 games in a row.

      plus wade doesn't look like his old self. think chalmers is hurt too.

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    2. on san Antonio/okc was last years conference finals.

      sorry daddy duty called. lol

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  30. lol yea i cashed the parlay :). my friend wants to kill himself :(

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  31. memphis is +400ish for series.. if u take it and they win 1 game.. line will drop to spurs prolly -220 and u get a free roll

    im gonna do it

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    1. I should have gotten it at +430 after game 2 my book had +390 I still took it today.

      good thing about this series is after Saturday I think it is every other day there is a game- advantage Memphis.

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  32. best day ive ever had in mlb in my life today, my goal was prolly 125x.. im at 80ish now

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    1. what u gonna do when u reach 125? set a new goal?

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  33. so far i got 2 for tomm..

    giants under and brew crew over

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  34. what scares me about tomm is with 3 days rest spurs are almost an automatic

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  35. guess we can't hedge on the bruins for the series it was like -1100 lol. do we take bruins tomorrow? only -135 I saw.

    mainly tomorrow I got ufc stuff all locked up.

    got the under 177.5 in Memphis game and took a small bet on Memphis -5.5

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  36. gotta ride out the rags tomm :( that line is nuts

    please tell me u played some of my mlb

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    1. no I did one bet today and went big and lost. u can probably guess what it was. =(

      yeah spurs on 3 days rest scares me but Memphis will have bench players step up since they play better at home and plus if they lose this the series is basically over.

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  37. im gonna cut and paste what i posted yest

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  38. Braves/Reds parlay cancell/win
    Reds RL win
    Bravos RL cancel
    Cardinals win
    Jankees win
    Boston and holding my breath win
    Tigres TL win
    Drunks win
    pitt under 8 win
    Colorado win
    Houston 9th inning melt L
    Tex ass win

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    1. wow what happened in the braves game? why was it suspended?

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  39. what did u bet in mlb??

    i know offshore offers this bet but i cant do it.

    pacers for first 3 minutes in game 3 is a lock!!!

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    1. no didn't do mlb today. should have though.

      only did heat -7.5 big and lost. gotta eat tuna sandwich for the weekend now. lol

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  40. rain in 8th inning. restart tomm so bets are cancelled. only other thing i lost was braves/cincy f5 b/c medlen sux and an 8 teamer f5 with braves.. and medlen still freaking sux. gave up a walk on an 0-2 count with 2 outs and then a single and boom i lost a potential 700 buks

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    1. u still hit that big parlay. can't complain right?

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  41. since pacers are the home team they are gonna be like -150 for the 1st 3 mins. I think. I will look into it on sunday.

    imagine how good Indiana is gonna be if they had danny danger granger.

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  42. i cant imagine how much u lost on that crap. heat have been totally outplayed

    indy should be up 2-0

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    1. went big 2 games in a row. gotta work my way from the ground up again. lol

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  43. watch me take Indiana next game and heat finally show up. lol

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  44. line out yet. love indy

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    1. think indy wins game 3, heat win game 4/5, indy wins 6 and heat win 7. what u think? u still have faith in heat?

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  45. bet online has it as pk lol

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    1. 5D has -1.5 indy. love the under more 182.5.

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    2. wow indy to win series is now +250 dropped from +700 before gametime.

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  46. not if battier and Allen dont wake the hell up

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    1. I think they should play miller more and sit ray ray on the bench.

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    2. maybe throw in james jones and rashard lewis where are they?

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  47. phone app had pacers pick.. locked that in.

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  48. allen has stunk up the joint

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  49. my father has 22/1 pacers to win east.. think he should hedge either now or after gm 3

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    1. wait until after game 3. or if they win both home games then no need to hedge.

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  50. well im goin to sleep. adios amigo

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    1. alright take care! nice going on bases!

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