Saturday, May 4, 2013

SATURDAY: FADING HONDO - 1% of the bankroll on the Boston Red Sox +130 visiting the Texas Rangers, 8:05 PM EST

0-1 day (Derby win does not count)

Service Plays


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   I want YOU to make money!
 Everything on this site is total bullshit except one thing.
Winning! I pity the fool that does not understand that!
    CURRENT FUND: FUND 4          
Starting balance of $50,000
   Today's beginning balance = $56,470.53
Today's loss = $564
Today's ending balance = $55,906.53
                                                           This week's profit = $97.57
1% of the bankroll = $564

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL
$564 MLB 977 BOSTON RED SOX +130 VISITING THE TEXAS RANGERS, 8:05 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Texas 5 Boston 1, loss of $564
Hondo (25-24)
"Hondo’s winning streak screeched to a halt at three yesterday in Wrigley where the local lovable losers rallied valiantly but, as usual, fell short of the mark, which caused the deficit to climb back up to 240 arcaros.
Tonight, in the Run for the Roses, Mr. Aitch will ride Revolutionary with a 5-unit win investment. Also, he will heed the advice of Otterkill CC’s Billy Liebler, aka “Billy Bankshot,” and put a unit on Normandy Invasion to storm the winner’s circle. However, if this pick goes as badly as last year’s, his new name will be “Billy Blankshot.”
Meanwhile, back in the diamond district, Hondo will give the Rangers the menial task of defeating Lackey. Ten units."

  Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
Of course, always shop around.
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SBMS Report Card
6 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
5 Week's Ago Loss =  $1,512.22
4 Week's Ago Loss =    $3,872.86
3 Week's Ago Loss  = $3,906.96
2  Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64
Last Week's Profit = $65.40
This Week's Profit So Far =  $97.57

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ORB is the SBMS pick to win the Kentucky Derby:


157 comments:

  1. Morning guys! My POD is the Reds -125. Good luck today!

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  2. Morning guys... leaning to under in Bayer and dort. Any thoughts?

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  3. You're the soccer expert. I'll follow you're lead.

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  4. I'm considering the Marlins tt under. What do u think?

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  5. Leaning under in soccer because teams play in a few weeks for cl. Teams might not want to dhow anything. Polly lay off though.Don't want to force

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  6. NHL like rangers to tie series and wings to go up 2-1

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  7. I put them in plus the baseball for 1/4%

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  8. Tennis parlay looks like its going down in flames

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  9. It's a busy sports day for me. 2 of my kids have soccer games and I'm taking the fam to the local AA baseball team's game tonight. It's going to be fun!

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  10. NHL Sunday.. Ottawa under and sharks ML or-1

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  11. Throwing 5 bucks on that under bvb/bayern.. buys me lunch lol

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  12. Yes! The tennis parlay hit! Gator did you get in on tennis?

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  13. My guess for today..Bayern wins

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  14. Did u bet Bayern or just the total?

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    1. 5 bucks on under.. that's dead lol

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  15. Redsox +122
    1/2%
    my POD is a 2T ml par
    Phillies ml -210
    Bruins ml -185
    Pays +1.28
    1/2%
    BOL !

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  16. Haha bayern stays under. Free sandwich for me lol :)

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  17. Looking like a a 1-1 start.. -110 and +115

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  18. Under was the correct play for rangers NHL lol..

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  19. Wtf that a delay of game!!

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  20. And that delay they csll.. rangers duck done in 5. Will not back them again

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  21. Derby Trifecta Box. 3,5,9,20

    ---- TRUCK

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  22. Common A's.. 3 more

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  23. Slats did u do that Porto/real/arsenal parlay..

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    1. I didn't. I did the 2 soccer/baseball parlays though.

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    1. Nice 1. I'm learning to take the cubs only f5. Glad I didn't have them lol

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    2. Atlanta cancelled. So its Porto alone and Porto with stl besides that 3teamer

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    3. I felt good when Marmol came in.

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    4. Lol! Waino looks like garbage

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  25. If you want you can bet Serena Williams tomorrow. She's -5000 lol.

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  26. There are a lot of tennis matchups that I like tomorrow.

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    1. slats what were ur tennis parlay today? missed them.

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  27. What are you pairing Mayweather with tonight?

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    1. boxing bets:
      mayweather wins by 12 round decision -150
      klitschko wins in rounds 4-6 +173
      Daniel ponce de leon +225
      Kessler wins by 12 round decision +473

      parlay pays 1.5 X's
      mayweather
      klitschko wins inside distance
      spurs ml
      knicks ml

      I did other variations on this 2 boxers with future ufc fights (cain velasquez, Frankie edgar, Belfort). also u can do klitschko under 6.5 rounds.

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    2. Kentucky derby threw $10 each on these 3. lol

      revolutionary +700
      Normandy invasion +1100
      vyjack +2700

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    3. btw vyjack has won in the mud before. line on him dropped from 4500 to 2700 and is dropping as we speak

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  28. Pirates up 4-2 but the total looks shitty.

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    1. Yep.. will be happy with the split. Got-110 on under and +135 on pirates

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  29. Stl tt over hits but pirates under dies.. 2-2 so far.

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  30. brew crew takes the lead!

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  31. gator I played the ny rangers today tough loss.

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    1. Rangers sucked.. didn't deserve to win.. u played brew.. I'm on stl

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  32. Wow that's a lot of boxing action tonight.

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  33. I want to play the marlins tt under but don't want to pull the trigger on 3 at -135.

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    1. Marlins juice too high for me.. cards should have another.. u play the team total?

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  35. Need that bum clippard to be himself lol

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  36. Added parlay:
    Mayweather/Ferrer/Cilic (+120)

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  37. Pirates and cards melt...one of those days

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  38. Why the hell did grilli not pitch the 9th????

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  39. He was 10/10 on saves.. WTF!!

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  40. Then a single and horrid base running.. my god..

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  41. Hope u laid off marlins tt

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    1. Luckily I did. I damn near made my POD the Tigers -1.5.

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  42. MLB so far:3-3 0.39x

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  43. Glad u didn't touch that tt. Don't trust hamels rite now

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  44. Giving u guys a heads up.. I have been beyond awful on Sundays.. use my plays Tomm with caution lol

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  45. Sundays are tough because you don't know who's ready to leave town and who wants to win.

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    1. Yep. Its been real ugly for me. Will I lay off.. not so much lol

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  46. Threw a few bucks on under 183 nets

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  47. Another under killed by the last minutes of a quarter

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    1. Do these teams understand what defense is???

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  48. Wow the marlins tt went under after all.

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    1. Unreal lol.. 1 more run in SD please

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  49. Wings give up a shorty.. NHL gonna be 0-2. Had to come back to earth lol

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  50. Nice call on reds slats! Man phiily n bruins stunk! At least i save $ by playin ml par!

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  51. That's the way to lose. Better than 1-0 lol

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  52. Thanks Patrick. Screw laying -180 and -190 and more.

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  53. MLB winner
    4-3: 1.41x

    NHL
    0-2: -2.25x

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    1. too bad I only played ur nhl plays. =(

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  54. Thanks D'Backs! Been a good day for me too with my 1% winner and the gator tail.

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    1. Wings got killed on pp. Will prolly be on them next game..should have had that pirates game :(

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  55. Was due for A bad NHL day. So far playoffs I'm 7-3-1. I'll take that anytime :)

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    1. Gonna go back and add up units

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    2. I think Tomm ottawa game will be a dogfight. See 3 goals total

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  56. Tennis parlays tomorrow:
    1. Verdasco/Wozniacki (+165)
    2. Ferrer/Cilic (-110)
    3. Ferrer/Verdasco/Cilic/Wozniacki/V.Williams/Kvitova (+684)

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    1. Never heard of some of them
      Will take a stab :)

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  57. First 2 are for 1/4%, last 1 is for 1/8%.

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  58. Gator: I know that you've been dieting. My wife and I are going to start "Insanity" on Monday. Have you done it?

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  59. POD for tomorrow is the Los Angeles Doyers

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  60. Man U and Chelsea play tomorrow.

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  61. where the hell were these doyer runs yest??????

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  62. slast: one of my firends did insanity and said it was brutal!! not sure why im still watching what i eat im 159 lbs LOL

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  63. I lost 17 lbs to start the year. I've gained about 7 back. I'm mainly doing it to get back into shape.

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  64. mlb/soccer for tomm:

    Indians/Juventus
    Cardinals
    Reds/Juventus
    Detroit RL/AC Milan
    Rockies
    Doyers/Giants under 7

    for 0.5x:Indians/Reds/Cards/Detroit RL/Rockies/AC Milan/Juventus for like 30 to 1

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  65. after my second child was born I was up to like 180 and got pissed off when my daughter said daddy making baby LOL!!! so i then went on a diet the next day and go to the gym now 5x/week

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  66. slats and shit.. why is this mayweather line so low?

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  67. i know nothing about boxing btw

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  68. I don't either but I know about Mayweather. I got -650 in my parlay. I thought that was a bargain.

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  69. calculated the nhl: 7-3-1 for 4.9x

    pennding for tomm is sj and ottawa under

    futures are: sharks, blues, ottawa, wings and wings again

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  70. i hate playing -1.5 but -1 will be -220. gonna have to play -1.5. i did the -1.5 with milan and got +105 . so if u do -1 when available, ur not gonna be at + money. and also i cant do a -1 with a parlay.. only straight bets b/c vegas doesnt offer it.

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  71. dont love -1.5 but im more inclined on the road to do it...

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  72. i dont like laying -135 in hockey but the sharks have the best home ice in the nhl. if ur gonna play it.. u can do a -1 and get + money for sure

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  73. Ok. I'm going to put the bets in tomorrow morning. Y'all have a great night!

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  74. was really hoping the heat would get brooklyn.. that bulls series is going to be physically demanding

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  75. I went ahead and put the bets in because the soccer games start early in the morning. Put in Detroit -1.5 because the -1 lines won't be out till after the soccer games start. Later guys!

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    1. See ya. Let's hope this Sunday is good. Like the card I used so it'll probably suck LOL

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    2. Tough loss for the blues.. still like my chances on the future bet. Love playoff pucks

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  76. this mayweather fight is boring, who would pay $70 for this shit.

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    1. line was dropping because public are stupid on betting. they always go for the + odds don't necessarily means its the right side.

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  77. cash it easy money! money mayweather wins in 12 round decision. hope everyone followed my easy pick.

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  78. My book let Me parlay mayweather and over11.5.. did it Last Second lol

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    1. great job. I got several parlays going on from the mayweather fight w/ spurs, knicks ml game 1's. lol

      u like anything in the nba for round 1? maybe series prices upsets? wanted grizzlies but the + odds disappeared quickly. maybe pacers but they suck on the road?

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    2. I am praying okc wins game 1... I think heat come out sluggish after a month off lol. Nice job on queens tonight.. thought they'd win but didn't wanna lay the juice

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    3. yeah I hear u. after seeing rangers and leafs win I knew the last 2 would be home winners but I had red wings before knowing that.

      I am tempted to take the +3 and Memphis although I wouldn't mind okc winning game 1 which would give us better odds on Memphis. I like pacers chances because melo has a strained chest muscle. might take a stab if they lose game 1.

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    4. Floyd made 50 mil. Id like 1 lol

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    5. yeah and he could probably pay off guerrero to throw a fight too. guerrero got $3 mil plus ppv.

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  79. funniest shit I heard all day! someone suggested that clips fire del negro and hire.......surprise, surprise billups! hahhaha

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  80. gator u got man u and Chelsea ml tomorrow?

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  81. Shit...rangers lost.. caps won at home leafs road

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  82. They should give me 1 mil for my good looks LOL!!

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  83. Besides my tie ins with MLB. Like juventus/Milan/Udinese ML for Italy and
    Espanyol over 2.5... have 2 hrs to decide on first one

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  84. Initial thought is over nyk

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  85. oh yeah sorry keep thinking caps were on the road. lol

    I'll take a half mill I am not greedy. lol

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  86. is it too much to ask for a mayweather v pacquiao fight? tired of these pussy fighters mayweather fights. easy money though. lol

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  87. Memphis is actually 2-1 against okc this season and actually beat them in there home floor. liking the +3 even more. not sure on the over under.

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    1. leans are Memphis/over, nyk/under

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    2. Haven't played any NBA yet. Will sleep on it

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  88. Kinda liking pool/everton ov

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    1. Lazio is playing again too.

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  89. my tennis parlay pays almost 2X:

    kerber (womens)
    clic
    verdasco
    radwanska (womens)

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  90. Did that 3 team Italy play and over Spain soccer for a few bucks.. off to sleep. See ya tomm

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  91. Since this is an early game I will post this now.

    Shit Special of the Day- Memphis Grizzlies +3 or ML. Think this will be a quick series 4-1 at worst, take the points or moneyline. I think Grizzlies win this one outright. The only loss the Grizzlies had to the Thunder was right after the Rudy Gay trade as Tayshaun Prince did not play against the Thunder and had to use Bayless in the starting lineup. I think w/o Westbrook, Thunder have a big disadvantage at point guard as Conley and Bayless will exploit that weakness. BOL

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