Wednesday, May 22, 2013

WEDNESDAY: SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY - 2% of the bankroll on the Miami Heat -8 -120 at home against the Indiana Pacers, 8:35 PM EST and two 1% of the bankroll baseball bets

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CURRENT FUND: FUND 4          
Starting balance of $50,000
   Today's beginning balance = $58,672.61
Today's profit = $29.30
Today's ending balance = $58,701.91
This week's loss through Wednesday = $1,827.61
1% of the bankroll = $586

NBA BET FOR 2% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
$1,172 NBA 504 MIAMI HEAT -8 -120 AT HOME AGAINST THE INDIANA PACERS, 8:35 PM EST
Loser, Miami 103 Indiana 102, loss of $1,172
"Shit Special of the Day- Miami Heat -8. Fact: Indiana has lost by double digits in 4 out 6 playoff road games this year. As much as I want to take the 8 points I cannot back Indiana on the road getting blown out in 67% of the road games. Plus the extra motivation given to Miami due to Indiana's Coach Vogel comments has me jumping on the Miami bandwagon. Both teams have had a long layoffs so I think it negates the rust factor for both sides too. I expect a low scoring double digit win by Miami. BOL"

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL
$586 MLB 970 BALTIMORE ORIOLES +100 AT HOME AGAINST THE NEW YORK YANKEES, 7:05 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Baltimore 6 New York Yankees 3, profit of $586

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL
$586 MLB 971 DETROIT TIGERS RUN LINE -1 1/2 +105 VISITING THE CLEVELAND INDIANS8:10 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Detroit 11 Cleveland 7, profit of $615.30
 "Hondo did some damage to the deficit last night as he enjoyed his double-dip delight with the Orioles and White Sox to raise the winning streak to three and lower the IOUs to 230 romanos.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will do the Hiroki-pokey at Camden Yards — 10 units on the Yanks to hammer Hammel. Also, he expects the Native Americans to pose problems for Zoolander and the Tigers — 10 units on Jimenez."

  Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
Of course, always shop around.
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SBMS Report Card
9 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
8 Week's Ago Loss =  $1,512.22
7 Week's Ago Loss =    $3,872.86
6 Week's Ago Loss  = $3,906.96
5  Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64
4 Week's Ago Profit = $65.40
3 Week's Ago Profit = $493.95
2 Week's Ago Profit = $2,791.40
 Last Week's Profit = $1,435.21
This week's loss through Wednesday = $1,827.61

55 comments:

  1. Morning! Thanks shit for the Grizz last night. It saved a horrible day. Here goes for today:
    Orioles +109
    Tigers -1 (-120)
    Les Expos +138 (POD)
    Bon chance mes amis

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  2. Morning Slats! Good luck.

    Laissez le bon temps rouler

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  3. Good morning guys! thanks again Shit!!

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  4. Good morning Patrick!

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  5. I thought about this game a long time and was going back and forth. I wanted to get this one right. Ultimately I don't see another upset in the first game of a series again and love the Heat.

    Shit Special of the Day- Miami Heat -8. Fact: Indiana has lost by double digits in 4 out 6 playoff road games this year. As much as I want to take the 8 points I cannot back Indiana on the road getting blown out in 67% of the road games. Plus the extra motivation given to Miami due to Indiana's Coach Vogel comments has me jumping on the Miami bandwagon. Both teams have had a long layoffs so I think it negates the rust factor for both sides too. I expect a low scoring double digit win by Miami. BOL

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    1. BONUS: Under 182 in the game too.

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    2. Thanks for the play and write up Shit, much appreciated!

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    3. ur welcome sorry it took so long. lol

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  6. O's +103
    Det -1 -120
    Both 1/2%
    Gl guys!

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    1. bout time. I took them the other 2 days and they lost so I gave up on them. lol

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  8. Adding Heat -8 (-120) for 2%. Thanks shit!

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  9. Slats: Nice call on the Expos!

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    1. Thanks, I couldn't believe bumgarner was that big of a fave.

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  10. Almost missed a Shit special ! Smh
    Heat -8 -120
    1/2%
    Thanks again Shit!!

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  11. Going to be another nut kick if Verlander can't hold a 9-2 lead.

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  12. wow the pens are annihilating the senators. r.i.p. Ottawa nice knowing u.

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  13. I apologize to everyone for the Heat pick I really really thought I was on the right side. Indiana came to play and heat are lucky to escape with a win.

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    1. No apology needed. We will get it next time. The blog actually finished up on the day. Thanks for your efforts Shit!

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  14. Hi guys. Had no phone all day lol

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  15. Added some MLB early this am and phone took a dump. Had a nice day

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    1. gator how did u live without a phone for a day? wow amazing! lol

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  16. i know right.. i was dying at work. couldn't check scores.. only listened to the heat game on radio.. had no idea u had them.. went nuts when they won though lol

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  17. only thing nba i played was pacers +4.5 1st half.

    mlb i added a bunch this morning and for some reason around 12 my phone died and didnt have my charger and was at work allll day.

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  18. yeah I was going back and forth with the pacers. thought heat would put on a show. guess not. only thing I hit was a 4 team parlay I did and a Miami ml in game.

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  19. just added up my mlb and I ended up going 16-4-2 in mlb +13.38x LOL. maybe i should just put them in and not look more often.

    glad i didnt play ottawa but those 2 series bets looks like rotten eggs

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  20. oh i wanted to ask u on that.. nice job on that parlay

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  21. ended up losing yankees, rays (blown save), mets and under mets.

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    1. wow nice job in bases gator. glad u didn't put in Ottawa or the heat today. maybe somebody took ur phone for a reason. lol

      gator r wings gonna do it tomorrow? I heard blackhawks goalie has not lost 3 straight games this year. yikes.

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  22. i like for nhl tomm is

    rangers - cant see a sweep but done in 5

    rangers under 5/sharks +1.5 goals parlay

    still debating to hedge a little on Chicago b/c i got wings twice

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    1. the question is if wings lost tomorrow can they win in Chicago again?

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  23. right now for mlb tomm i got twins, indians, and o's.

    might add Royals, Pitt under 8, Detroit under 9.5, Boston under 9.5, and Cubs

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  24. I like that hockey parlay may throw in grizzlies moneyline on that parlay. like grizzlies not sure about the -5 spread.

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  25. i really like that hockey parlay... i dunno what to think of memphis.

    i didnt see any of the heat game obviously.. did they suck or indy played well?

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    1. indy should have won that game. vogel made 2 bonehead moves of taking out hibbert and LeBron drives to the basket think this happened twice. everytime hibbert was in the game LeBron was no where near the paint they take him out and LeBron is back to attacking.

      with that being said I think Miami just ripped there hearts out and should win in double digits next game.

      grizzlies is a must win and think they will still win both home games and go 2-2 like I said before.

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  26. Hey Rick, any thoughts about starting to fade Lang again, hes only up 25 dimes on the year now, after being up big time

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  27. yea grizz should go back 2-2. not sure y vogel took hibbert out

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    1. think he made the same coaching move against new York too if I'm not mistaken.

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  28. yep game 6. he is a moron

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    1. I noticed when it goes ot the home team gets the W most of the time.

      still pissed goerge hit that 3 and cost me my under in regulation.

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  29. that Memphis/san Antonio under keeps dropping should we put it in now?

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  30. opened 180.. i can get 178.5 here. should have played it sooner :(

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    1. not yet. do u think its gonna keep dropping? im thinking of putting it in tonight tough.

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    2. not sure what its gonna do.. worried it could bounce back up.

      locked in cubbies at +128 and Detroit under 9.5 -110. waiting on those other 2 totals to go up

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    3. I guess we just wait then if we don't get a better number then we do in game. lol

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  32. im off to be and hope the phone works tomm lol

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    1. me too. talk to u tomorrow. will be on ur hockey still thinking about the mlb ones.

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  33. swweet... got tribe at +145 and now down to +125

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