Tuesday, May 21, 2013

TUESDAY: SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY - 1% of the bankroll on the Memphis Grizzlies +5 visiting the San Antonio Spurs, 9:05 PM EST

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CURRENT FUND: FUND 4          
Starting balance of $50,000
   Today's beginning balance = $59,319.52
Today's loss = $646.91
Today's ending balance = $58,672.61
This week's loss through Tuesday = $1,856.91
1% of the bankroll = $593

Thanks Shit!
NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
EXTRA BONUS - WE ARE FADING THE LANGSTER HERE
$593 NBA 505 MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES +5 VISITING THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS, 9:05 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: San Antonio 93 Memphis 89, profit of $539.09
Try to get +5 1/2 if you can
"Shit Special of the Day- Memphis Grizzlies +5.5. Fact: Grizzlies are 5-0 ATS in their last five games following an ATS loss. Fact II: The Grizzlies on just one day of rest this season, going 35-16-2 ATS (69%) for the season and a perfect 9-0 ATS in the past nine such scenarios. The Spurs are a mediocre 32-32-2 ATS after an SU win and 27-29 ATS (48%) with one day's rest this season. I do not expect the Spurs to shoot a franchise record 14 3-pointers in a game again. I felt that Memphis was in a transition period adjusting there defense from triple teaming Durant to defending the whole team instead. I expect Memphis to come out with a sense of urgency and I expect Z-Bo to reassert hisself into this series. BOL"

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL
$593 MLB 917 NEW YORK YANKEES +100 VISITING THE BALTIMORE ORIOLES, 7:05 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Baltimore 3 New York Yankees 2, loss of $593

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL
$593 MLB 925 BOSTON RED SOX -105 VISITING THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX8:10 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Chicago White Sox 3 Boston 1, loss of $593
 "Hondo, who had been struggling lately, was bailed out by the Yankees’ heroic comeback last night against the Orioles, which trimmed the NRN (nasty red number) to 330 turleys.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will switch dugouts for a play against Bad News Hughes – 10 units on the Birds. Also, he will roll with Quintana against the Bosawx – 10 units on the Chisox."

  Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
Of course, always shop around.
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SBMS Report Card
9 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
8 Week's Ago Loss =  $1,512.22
7 Week's Ago Loss =    $3,872.86
6 Week's Ago Loss  = $3,906.96
5  Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64
4 Week's Ago Profit = $65.40
3 Week's Ago Profit = $493.95
2 Week's Ago Profit = $2,791.40
 Last Week's Profit = $1,435.21
This week's loss through Tuesday = $1,856.91

24 comments:

  1. Morning! Sucky day yesterday but today is going to be different. No kicks in the nuts today!
    Reds -125 (POD)
    Grizzlies +5.5 (-107)
    Yankees +105
    Red Sox -105

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  2. Good morning guys ! yea it sucks starting out in the hole but we will bounce back, i dnt know about this redsox gm ?? i think I have to stick to my guns and boycott those f>*ks

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  3. Good morning Slats and Patrick!

    Patrick: I boycotted those bastards too and then they went on a run, lol. Can't win for losing.

    Good luck today guys!

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  4. well I guess our gamble didn't pay off on getting that +6. hope everyone got the +5.5 anyways.

    Shit Special of the Day- Memphis Grizzlies +5.5. Fact: Grizzlies are 5-0 ATS in their last five games following an ATS loss. Fact II: The Grizzlies on just one day of rest this season, going 35-16-2 ATS (69%) for the season and a perfect 9-0 ATS in the past nine such scenarios. The Spurs are a mediocre 32-32-2 ATS after an SU win and 27-29 ATS (48%) with one day's rest this season. I do not expect the Spurs to shoot a franchise record 14 3-pointers in a game again. I felt that Memphis was in a transition period adjusting there defense from triple teaming Durant to defending the whole team instead. I expect Memphis to come out with a sense of urgency and I expect Z-Bo to reassert hisself into this series. BOL


    NBA Draft Lottery Prop BONUS Bonanza:
    (Turn your pizza and wings money tonight into steak and lobster for the whole family)
    My theory tanking = bad karma worst team hasn't had the #1 since 2004 from Orlando (go figure). Always new owners or when a superstar leaves somehow they end up with the first pick. Looking into my crystal ball this is what I see happening. BOL

    Sacramento gets 1st pick +1340 or Phoenix +685

    Orlando gets the 2nd pick +345

    Charlotte Bobcats gets the 3rd pick +450

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  5. thanks slats. guess we will be eating steak and lobsters tonight!

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  6. we get 1 out of 3 in the draft lottery. good in bases not good in lottery.

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  7. fucking bayless terrible shots at the end. glad we got that miracle cover. I couldn't believe Memphis climbed that 18 point deficit in the 3rd quarter and took it to OT. will take the cover though.

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    1. Worked out! Thats all that matters.

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    2. hope u had that depends on, it was a wild roller coaster ride! lol

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  8. rick didn't see that u took bosox. thought u guys where done with bosox? glad I laid off of bases today.

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    1. Soon as we got of Boston, they started winning. Got back on them today, they lost. Go figure, lol.

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  9. gator nice hit on that under in the rangers/bruins game. hope sharks hold on in this game.

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  10. NHL sweeeeep monster sharks play boom!,

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    1. Yes they are.. think they win GM 4 and if they do hope to hedge on Boston and break even. Glad I only played under

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  11. MLB: 10-11-1 +0.53x
    NHL: 2-0 +5x :)
    NBA: 1-0-1 +1x

    will take it

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  12. mlb tomm:

    Chicago under 7
    mets
    mets under 6.5
    bravos rl
    bravos f5 rl
    colorado
    colorado under 9.5
    nats under 7
    tampa gm and f5
    arizona under f5

    looking into playing ottawa but haven't done anything yet

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    1. Ottawa? guess i'll wait on ur decision.

      what are ur thoughts on the heat/pacers game? u said it was +9 pacers? wish I jumped on that. liking the under though.

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  13. Kinda like under. Not sure which heat team shows up. I'll sleep on it. Talk to u tomm. I'm pooped

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  14. nice 4 team ml parlay I just put in:

    braves
    Phillies
    angels
    heat

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  15. Braves drinking on the bases

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