Sunday, May 5, 2013

SUNDAY: SHIT SPECIAL on the Memphis Grizzlies +3 visiting OKC Thunder, 1:05 PM EST and FADING HONDO for two baseball plays, 2:10 PM EST


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 This week's profit = $493.95
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Thanks Shit!
NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
$559 NBA 707 MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES +3 VISITING THE OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER, 1:05 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Oklahoma CIty 93 Memphis 91, profit of $508.18
"Shit Special of the Day- Memphis Grizzlies +3 or ML. Think this will be a quick series 4-1 at worst, take the points or moneyline. I think Grizzlies win this one outright. The only loss the Grizzlies had to the Thunder was right after the Rudy Gay trade as Tayshaun Prince did not play against the Thunder and had to use Bayless in the starting lineup. I think w/o Westbrook, Thunder have a big disadvantage at point guard as Conley and Bayless will exploit that weakness. BOL" 

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL
$559 MLB 922 KANSAS CITY ROYALS -125 AT HOME AGAINST THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX, 2:10 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Kansas City 6 Chicago White Sox 5, profit of $447.20

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL
$559 MLB 906 MILWAUKEE BREWERS -110 AT HOME AGAINST THE ST. LOUIS CARDINALS, 2:10 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: St. Louis 10 Milwaukee 1, loss of $559
Hondo (26-24)
"It was another Derby downer yesterday for Hondo, who failed to cash with Revolutionary and Normandy Invasion. Fortunately, he had the sagacity to pick the Rangers over the Sawx so the deficit tumbled slightly to 220 nordhagens.
Today, Mr. Aitch is going to Kansas City where he will roll with Quintana — 10 units on the White Sox. Also, 10 on Garcia and the Cards to chug past the Brewers."

  Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
Of course, always shop around.
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3 Week's Ago Loss  = $3,906.96
2  Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64
Last Week's Profit = $65.40
This Week's Profit = $493.95

198 comments:

  1. Morning guys! My POD is the LA Dodgers +126 vs SF Giants. Have a great Sunday!

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  2. Good morning slats! Go Dodgers!

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  3. Kc -123
    Milwaukee -109
    Nyy -124 (my POD)
    Memphis +3 (thanks shit!)
    All 1/2%
    GL today !!

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  4. Hi guys!!

    Nice to start with a soccer parlay winner..

    Slats and shit hope u played it.. all MLB games still alive :)

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  5. I got on Juventus & Milan. I didn't play the other stuff because I woke up too late.

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    1. Still good. Got may reduced juice now on MLB. I added 1 team to juve/Milan for that 3 teamer.. paid 1.8x

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  6. One of the tennis parlays but the dust when Wozniacki laid an egg. The other 2 are still alive though.

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  7. This is why penguins won't win the cup imo

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  8. Sorry about the tennis parlays guys. We'll pick it up the rest of the day. We have some strong plays.

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  9. Soccer total in la liga wins in first 23 min lol :)

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  10. And Sunday MLB has begun.. Indians already down 2-0

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  11. Not to try to jinx them but I'm watching that game on my phone. The streak has to end sometime. Today is the day.

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    1. Which game?? So pissed I didn't play over phillues. Couldn't back slowey.. over was the play

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  12. Going pacers+ pts and over for smaller

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  13. Something tells me that Indians are gonna cost me 30x

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  14. Holy cow Durant!! Best case for me is OKc win by less than 4.. grizzly are winning this series

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  15. damn so close, yet so far away. i'll take the spread cover on the grizzlies though.

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    1. Will take grizzly for series now

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    2. definitely. 4 game sweep coming? lol

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    3. cashed the under 186.5, under 93.5 1H, thunder under 94.5, thunder under 47.5, Memphis +2 1H and Memphis +3 lost the ml on 1H and WG

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  16. sorry gator I am going opposite of u and taking knicks -5 (bought down)

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    1. Good luck bud.. I have 5.5 so 5 pt loss would be OK for me lol. Did u play my soccer plays...

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    2. thanks for the soccer parlay play. won the parlay lost the overs in Liverpool and manu game, lost the tennis parlays too. so u take what u can get. lol

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  17. I only played Memphis gm

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  18. Down go the tribe and the parlay...

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  19. wow Miami -11.5 for game 1. thinking chi 1H and maybe Miami whole game what u think?

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    1. Leaning that way. Heat might come out lazy due to time off but bulls will run out of gas

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  20. I didn't touch man u. I only ended up playing espanyol over and that Italy parlay

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  21. My gosh does Halladay suck! What the hell happened?

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  22. What a goal by messi

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  23. NAPOLI GOAL!!!! nice another parlay coming into effect.

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    1. What did u play them with?

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    2. had 7 team parlay Napoli, tottenham, Marseille, montpellier, udinese, Lazio, and sevilla but only played 50 cents lol

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    3. What did it pay? From test and today?

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    4. yeah Saturday and sunday. paid a whopping $9.78 lol now I can go get deli meat boars head!

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  24. Messi post! All on 1 leg

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  25. great call on pacers gator. was hoping they would lose game 1 so I can get a better series price. I guess that may not be happening. lol

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  26. Still a whole 2h... lol

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  27. thinking under 2H for this knicks game what u think?

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    1. I have over for GM....

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    2. yeah still think it goes over put this pace will grind to a halt in the 2nd Half. all pacers games have gone that way.

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  28. Looking for Memphis series price....

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  29. U convinced me on under. Hope for a middle had over 181.5

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    1. looking good so far.

      my stupid sportsbook cancelled my bet I had Indiana to get 30 points first in the 2H. had +2065 odds they said it was in error. dumbshits. could have made a pretty penny.

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    2. Probably should have been like +200 lol. I had that once on my phone app. Got cancelled from William hill

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    3. they got 29 points in the 3rd qtr. I would have cashed that. I would have still taken +200.

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    4. I did cash pacers 3rd qtr +3 and +170 so made up for that 30 points snafu.

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  30. Sounds sad... but part of me hopes the Rockies lose so I don't miss 1 on the parlay
    ..

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    1. yeah all my remaining parlays are gonna bust too because of the knicks.

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    2. Think this 2h under is bust...

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    3. damn knicks had to have a scoring surge.

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  31. Umm.. what are the reds doing??

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  32. The Indians are pissing me off more by the second.

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    1. Rockies probably will lose so I won't feel like crap

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    2. Nite nite Rockies...

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  33. NHL Monday.. red wings-125

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  34. 3/4 on pacer game :)


    Good for the wild!!!

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    1. wish u had the ml on pacers 1st time i bet on knicks in the playoffs this year and they lose. go figure.

      i had knicks under 94 and they get 95 damn.

      gator what r ur hockey plays tonight? sharks and??

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    2. Under in Ottawa. Love that play.. see a 2-1 game

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    3. alright i am on both

      must be great to be a bay area fan u get san jose in playoffs, warriors in playoffs, sf giants winning world series, niners in super bowl.

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  35. Small lean on under in sharks but haven't played it..

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  36. gator did u cash in the wild? missed that play =( great job! u r on fire today! hows ur bases?

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    1. I liked the wild but didn't play them. I'm just happy they won

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    2. oh thought u had them imagine if u did a 2 team parlay with pacers ml and wild ml. would have been a great payday.

      feels weird no more nba games today. the grizzlies game was too damn early, only watched the 4th qtr.

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  37. MLB... I am up 0.94x with a game to go. That's assuming tigers win and Rockies lose and that includes the dead parlay
    By far my best Sunday in MLB this year

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    1. what u got left? doyers w/ ryu pitching?

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  38. I am taking a stab at montreal figure if san jose wins then a road team has to win for a split. lol and also got the under in that game

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    1. Would lean Ottawa but not playing it. I have under 7 on doyers but line is way juiced. That sharks under is-140.. damn

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  39. Really like real sociedad la liga tomm

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  40. Will be using benfica in parlays tomm

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  41. This NHL game is nuts!

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  42. 2 awful goals given up

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    1. damn should we hedge at halftime or stay the course? lol

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  43. Hard to hit an under when the whole period has power plays

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    1. saw the live line its now 5.5 under -125 so r they saying we still have a chance?

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  44. There were a ton of peanaltys.. Ottawas goal was 5-3 :(

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  45. Damn.. huge drop on doyers line. Wonder y

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  46. Great job of pitching by Ryu. I feel great about getting out with just 1 run scoring.

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  47. Gator: what would the -1 line be if the -1.5 is -115 and the ml is -230?

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  48. Yikes! My favorite play tomorrow is the Red Sox but I'm not laying that much alone. I'm either going to have to pair it with something or find another play.

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  49. What does adding benfica ml do?

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  50. Not buying out of under.. letting it ride

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  51. I hope no more scores in this montreal game.

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  52. My gut right now says it ends 3-2 for a push

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  53. Replies
    1. Praying for a push.. didn't see this coming

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    2. damn it. not looking good. should have went with Ottawa also. =(

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  54. whats ur soccer plays for tomorrow? real soliedad and benefica? are they ml?

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  55. The -1 lines won't be out till in the morning. When I put in straight up ml's the parlay was for -147. I imagine the -1 line will take it down into a manageable parlay line. Would you hedge the bet with a small bet on the draw?

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  56. What the hell... 1/2x on sj under

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    1. hahha I am gonna wait and see if I will push or not in this Ottawa game first. is sj same size bet as the under?

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    2. Sj ml is same as under. Under sj is 1/2

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    3. And the under dies..:( glad I have Ottawa for series. Montreal sux

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  57. I get tired of scrolling down through 100+ posts on my phone. Is either one of you on yahoo messenger?

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    1. never tried yahoo messenger. gator just signed up for twitter though. lol

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  58. Very odd game. Tons of fighting

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  59. good thing I had Ottawa to win the series too. lol

    Ottawa got 5 goals by itself. unreal

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    1. Have u been watching. Montreal's defense collapsed

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  60. I've never been on twitter. Can you chat on there or you just post?

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  61. The dodgers just flat out suck. To make it worse, they're making Cain look like Cy Young.

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    1. Yes they do lol. Hope it stays under 7

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  62. Montreal is just a classless team

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    1. I watched bits and pieces but not the whole game. turned it off after Ottawa kept scoring.

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    2. Didn't see Ottawa getting 5 or price letting up 5

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    3. Of course it will end on 6

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    4. I just hope sharks come through for us.

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    5. what u see the score on that game?

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  63. Shit... 2 overs and a push.. I know u think last has to go under

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    1. definitely u know how my mind works. lol

      what u see the score as?

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    1. should I bet under 4.5 +130 or u would go the 5 under -135

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    2. That's tough because 5 is key.. if its 2-2 ur dead. That high juice is why I'm going 1/2 only

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  65. Lol.. doyers and ur ridiculous payroll

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    1. reminds me of a certain l.a. team that got bounced in the first round associated with the owner of the doyers. lol

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    2. Would be nice to get these tonight. I'm backing the sharks because they are great at the tank and I love this matchup

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    3. only thing scaring me is 2-1 for home teams in nhl so far.

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  66. well I took sharks and under 5 and sprinkled $5 each on the under 4.5 +130 and sharks -1.5 +230 lol

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    1. Could hit.. if sharks go up 2-1 root for an empty netter

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  67. Well at least it hit 7 lol

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    1. we should have had Ottawa that way we would have gotten a split. oh well

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    2. I leaned Ottawa but lived under.. doesn't always work out lol

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  68. did u bet sharks win series 4-0? its +200 I saw

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    1. Book doesn't have it.. only for nba

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  69. Based on how these teams usually play.. I wouldn't change that under bet

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  70. And 2 outs in 8th at 4-0 with under looking great... now hoping for a push

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  71. The dodgers are going to tease me then lose aren't they?

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  72. Yep.. and screw my under

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  73. I hate them.. screw me when I bet them.. screw Me when I am against them

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  74. Well guys I lost for the week but only a little bit. I was down a pretty good amount going into Friday and had a nice weekend. It was a good comeback. I'm hitting the sack. Talk with y'all tomorrow.

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  75. gnte slats.. hope u wake up to a shanrks and under winner

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    1. Didn't take the under, been preparing for Insanity.

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  76. Btw, tennis parlay for tomorrow:
    Raonic/Stosur (+120)

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  77. MLB/Soccer/NBA combo for monday

    Red sox/Benfica/Heat ML
    Reds/Benfica
    Tampa/BJ over 7.5
    Giants/Benifca

    gonna take spurs -2.5 games/benfica as well

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  78. Well late add on under hoping for a push. Jaws 4-1

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  79. OK under dead lol

    Nhl1-2 -.875x

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  80. maybe next time we should just bet the hockey teams. this under thing is not working. lol

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  81. Why I only did 1/2 on under. Sharks was a nice hit. Unders are normally 70% in playoffs. Just picked 2 bad ones lol

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    1. all the games went over and one was a tie go figure. tomorrow will probably be opposite.

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  82. I hope u had the sharks for more than under

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    1. nope it was the same =( u liked it just as ur sharks play.

      I did hit my $5 bet on -1.5 for +230 but lost on the under 4.5 too so overall a loss on hockey because of Ottawa game.

      I did put small amount on sharks sweep +200 =) thanks gator!

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  83. my nba leans for tomorrow:

    spurs -8.5, spurs -4.5 1H
    warriors 96.5 tt under
    under 101 1H, under 201.5

    bulls 1Q, bulls +6.5 1H/ml
    then unload on Miami 2H when lines are single digits

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  84. throwing in a late night soccer play...

    japan league- omiya ardija v Hiroshima under 2.5

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  85. i played the under for 1/2x.. liked it but loved the sharks and the under ottawa the most. i lost a little on hockey too... right now just have the red wings for tomm

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    1. think this might be it for red wings if they want to win the series.

      yeah we should have stayed off of the under in the sharks game it was too much juice. oh well

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  86. yea not a big deal.. still up on nhl form the start of playoffs.

    lost 1.2x on ottowa under
    won 1x on jaws
    lost 0.675x on under

    i do all my bets to win that units on favorite and bet that unit on dogs

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    1. that's a good plan. I may have to incorporate it. lol

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  87. hope benfica doesnt lay an egg.. have alot riding on it lol

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    1. I only got one parlay trying to cut back on parlays most of my money that is disappearing are losing these damn parlays. lol

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  88. parlays are tough.. i like these 2 teamers though with soccer. have been good to me so far

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  89. my japan league soccer game under is looking good! 1-0 with about 17 mins to go!

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    1. I spoke too soon. Hiroshima tied it. 1-1 now.

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  91. ugh... u know i think there were more goals scored today in the playoffs in 1 day than ive ever seen. 28 in 4 games.. yikes

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  92. that heat/benfica/bosox is -115.. gross lol

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    1. Am I wrong in thinking someone is gonna get upset tomorrow just like today not sure if its spurs or heat. thought it would be grizz but it was pacers but then again since both dogs covered wouldn't be surprised if both favorites win either. lol

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  94. well good news on nhl is my futures on sharks, blues, and senators look good.. only one that could be a problem is wings if they lose tomm which i dont think they will.. prolly be my only nhl tomm

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    1. wish I would have had a sharks series bet. I did get senators though and sharks sweepers. yeah wings do or die tomorrow they better throw those damn octopuses

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  95. benfica is undefeated at home in league play..only draw was to porto

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  96. damn my under lost 2-1 with a few mins. to go.

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  97. i honestly dont see either one of these teams losing.. not covering.. good possibility. gs hasnt won in like 29 games in sa. bulls are gonna run out of gas 2nd half i think. today.. i liked the grizz and pacers.. i think the disparity in the teams tomm are much higher than todays

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    1. yeah I honestly can't see either losing too. just the layoff may give them a slow start and splitter not playing in game 1 and we get fat lazy ass diaw back (maybe)

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  98. you said yourself u were hoping ny and okc lost to get a better series price on the grizz and ind. would u take any shot at gsw or bulls for the series? not me lol

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    1. I would have taken gsw if they had a 100% david lee and I would have taken a shot at bulls if they were 100% with deng, hinrich and rose. lol but not in a million years! hahaha

      actually u got it wrong it should be okc and nyk to win not lose to get a better price we get 1 out of 2.

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    2. ur right ur the voice of reason though! thx gator.

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  99. yea ur right we wanted memphis and pacers to lose.

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    1. I would wait until after game 2 for pacers think knicks are gonna tie it up.

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  100. i'm off to bed talk to u tomorrow go benefica!

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  101. i hope the sharks sweep.. if the line is less than 140 im goin in. i got +110 for the series.. if they sweep ur 200 is much better. my guess is line will be -160

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  102. yep i agree that knicks prolly win game 2

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