Monday, May 13, 2013

MONDAY: SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY - 1% of the bankroll on the Chicago Bulls +8 at home against the Miami Heat, 7:00 PM EST and one baseball play

1-1 day

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    CURRENT FUND: FUND 4          
Starting balance of $50,000
   Today's beginning balance = $59,094.31
Today's loss = $152.97
Today's ending balance = $58,941.34
This week's loss so far = $152.97
1% of the bankroll = $590

NBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
$590 NBA 728  CHICAGO BULLS +8 AT HOME AGAINST THE MIAMI HEAT, 7:00 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Miami 88 Chicago 65, loss of $590
"Shit Special of the Day is on the Chicago Bulls +8. Fact: Bulls have only lost once in back to back home games this year. Fact: The Bulls and Heat have alternated wins and losses during a nine game stretch while the last game was the aberration with the Heat winning. With the extra day of rest, I feel it will benefit the Bulls immensely as there season is basically on the line tonight and will be in a dogfight until the final buzzer sounds. BOL" 

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - FADING MR. AITCH IN BASEBALL
$590 MLB 912 DETROIT TIGERS RUN LINE -1 1/2 -135 AT HOME AGAINST THE HOUSTON ASTROS, 7:05 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Detroit 7 Houston 2, profit of $437.03
Hondo (33-29)
"Hondo should have known not to take the Padres on Mother’s Day. Oh, well, live and learn and watch the deficit grow to 140 kneppers, which it did yesterday because of San Diego’s loss to the Rays.
Today, Mr. Aitch finds the odds irresistible in Detroit — 10 units on Chunky Bud Norris and the ‘Stros."

  Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
Of course, always shop around.
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SBMS Report Card
8 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
7 Week's Ago Loss =  $1,512.22
6 Week's Ago Loss =    $3,872.86
5 Week's Ago Loss  = $3,906.96
4  Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64
3 Week's Ago Profit = $65.40
2 Week's Ago Profit = $493.95
Last Week's profit = $2,791.40
This week's loss so far = $152.97

118 comments:

  1. Good morning everyone! just collected 1.29% for the week :) thank u to all of u here! i have been conversing daily on this blog for 12weeks now and since then im up +2.85% total it may not seem like much to some but if you endured the 4week stretch of misery we had then u know why im happy.here is the breakdown

    1st 4wks +11%
    2nd 4wks -11.58%
    last 4wks +3.43%

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  2. Patrick: Good morning! Glad you are up! The four weeks of misery was a killer but we will make back every dime lost then and get back to our old highs.

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    1. yes we will ! it shows why money management is so important!

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  3. Good morning guys! Today I'm going with what brought me to the dance. The last 2 days I got away from what got me up last week.
    Pirates -1
    White Sox
    Nationals

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  4. Tigers -1.5 (-130)
    Pirates -1 (-103)
    White Sox -113
    Nationals -125
    Lets kick some a$$ and make some ca$h today!

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  5. I really like this TIgers run line bet. I see Dunkel's line has the TIgers winning by 4:

    Game 911-912: Houston at Detroit (7:08 p.m. EST)
    Dunkel Ratings: Houston (Norris) 12.714; Detroit (Sanchez) 16.665
    Dunkel Line: Detroit by 4; 7 1/2
    Vegas Line: Detroit (-300); 8 1/2
    Dunkel Pick: Detroit (-300); Under

    The only other play I am planning to take is the Shit Special of the Day if Shit likes anything. Will take it at 1% or 2% of the bankroll.

    Since its the start of the new week, I just don't want to get in the hole too much starting out.

    I hope Shit is dreaming about the NBA now. Good luck everybody!

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  6. Morning guys..

    NHL for me small plays on rangers and under leafs.. large play on under rangers..

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  7. Small parlay... Indians over bulls +4 1h under both nhl

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  8. Shit Special of the Day is on the Chicago Bulls +8. Fact: Bulls have only lost once in back to back home games this year. Fact: The Bulls and Heat have alternated wins and losses during a nine game stretch while the last game was the aberration with the Heat winning. With the extra day of rest, I feel it will benefit the Bulls immensely as there season is basically on the line tonight and will be in a dogfight until the final buzzer sounds. BOL

    BONUS: Bulls moneyline- Great value on a desperate team to win just like the Warriors yesterday.

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  9. Now u see y I wanted sociedad tt :(

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  10. gator joey Crawford on the okc/Memphis game tonight. do we bet the over? lol who is getting tossed out tonight? good ol' joey.

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  11. Was no tt. Laid the-200 on them ML sdmall

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  12. Put my Bulls bets in:
    +2 1Q
    1q +150 ml
    +4 1H
    1H +200 ml
    1Q 47.5 Under
    Under 186
    Heat TT Under 96

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    1. oh also got the +8 game (big) and ml +328

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  13. Bulls +8 thanks Shit
    Detroit -1.5 -130
    Wash/nyr und 5 -130
    All 1/2%
    BOL everyone!!

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  14. MLB
    Stl rl
    Det/stl f5 and GM
    Brew f5 and GM
    Col under and f5 under
    Minny gm under
    Royals tt over
    White sox f5 and GM
    Texas f5 and gm

    Monster rangers under 5 goals!

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  15. Gator: after 1 week of insanity I've lost 2.6 pounds (my wife lost 4!) and an inch off my waist. 7 weeks to go!

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  16. Rick, I say that if gator thinks that the Rangers under is that strong it should be a blog play. Thoughts?

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    1. Friend has 6k on it

      Great job slats on the program!

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    2. Thanks! I haven't been as active on here because I've been so exhausted that I've been going to bed around 9 or 10 (7 or 8 your time). It's paying dividends though.

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    3. Slats: I was thinking of making it a play but just did not get around to doing it.

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    4. Slats: Congratulations to you and your wife on the exercise program!

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  17. 17/20 have been 5 or less between the teams

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  18. I bet ur exhausted

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  19. gator I will put some on under in ny/was game if u like it that much. if I hit something on the bulls 1Q I will throw more on it.

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  20. MLB terrible. Have the rangers but much smaller than under. 3-0 rangers

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  21. sorry to everyone that played these damn bulls. thought they would come out with a lot of energy but they look like they are ready for a vacation.

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    1. Not a problem Shit. The blog went 1-1 for a small loss. I regret not taking the Rangers under but wanted to start the new week light to see how it goes. Happy with a 1-1 day here.

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  22. Damn white sox can't play d

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  23. I hope this rangers game still goes under 5 or at least a tie. need something after that drilling from the bulls.

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  24. Holy shit.. miracle in boston

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  25. Bruins live seems to easy

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  26. I love betting on this Memphis series so easy. 1q under looking good. 2nd qtr over coming. lol

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  27. I see the Rangers score is 5-0 now, don't feel so bad about not adding the Rangers UNDER play as a blog play

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    1. I just hope nobody else scores so I can get a damn tie. today was a nightmare. hope Memphis comes back is my only hope.

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  28. Small play on rangers wins thank god total pushed.

    MLB news.. I have now lost another under total where 1 team gets shut out. Thanks cubs

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  29. gator any thoughts on 3rd qtr or 2H for Memphis? damn confused. lost 1st qtr under by 1/2. had 46.5 it goes 47.

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  30. Like Memphis 2h and under

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  31. that's what I was thinking.

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  32. Got-5 and under 94.5

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    1. I even did under 3rd qtr. 46.5

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  33. gator heard bruins was like +2200 to win the game when they were down 4-1 is that true? DAMN!

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    1. No idea. Would not have taken it tho

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    2. Felt horrible for Toronto fans

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  34. Refs really trying to get this 2-2

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    1. I agree. all calls towards okc. Memphis not hitting free throws don't help either.

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  36. NOOO we don't want overtime. hit the over 185 thanks gator for not making me take the under on that one. now our 2H under 94 is in jeopardy.

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  37. 2h under loser. Zbo and gasol missed ft

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  38. Breaks never even out :(

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  39. These calls are rediculous

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    1. 2h split. Memphis winner under loser by 1.5

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    2. by 2 damn freaking points too! prince should have bricked those ft's lol

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  40. double edged sword lost 2H under but one the -4.5 from the original bet.

    grizzlies are growing up before my eyes almost brought a tear to my eyes. lol

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  41. gator nhl series prices are out and game 1 lines out. any dogs interest u? lol

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  42. wish I would have gotten Memphis ml when they were down by 17. oh well I did get +125.

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  43. Leaning wings GM 1. Gonna most likely take wings and Ottawa for series.

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    1. u passing on sharks for game 1? series? maybe wait after they lose the first game is that ur thinking?

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  44. Really like Seattle and royals tomm

    So glad I didn't lose that rangers under

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    1. yeah I was shitting bricks on that one. will take a tie over a loss anyday. lol

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  45. anytime joey Crawford is refereeing just take the over in the game. lol

    we get a split 1 over 1 under 2 favorites but 1 road 1 home team.

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  46. scott brooks finally learned in the 2H to leave collision in the game but too bad he fouled out. lol

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  47. locked in royals and mariners for tomm.. think those lines go down.. got kcr at +113 and seatlle +107

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  48. the nba is a joke.. they tried so hard to get it to 2-2. man am i glad the heat lost game 1.. woke them the hell up

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    1. I am done with betting on the bulls. don't care how high the line is for the next game I am on the heat. thunder are toast too. will take Memphis in game 5.

      think spurs get it done tomorrow pop probably ripped them a new one. not sure on the -7 line.

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  49. might add to seattle a -1 tomm and make them a bigger doggy

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  50. gonna throw a small parlay of those 2 mlb.. gsw + pts and sharks prolly 1-20 bucks

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  51. more than likely nhl will be on ottawa and wings gm 1. if the lose.. add to series if i go that route

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  52. warriors seem to play better on the road. as dogs they have been cha ching

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    1. what scares me is 82% of public on warriors tomorrow same with knicks. thinking of going against them both. like pacers more may wait on spurs in game.

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  53. was my largest bet of nhl season today on that under. when it got to 5 my heart sunk into the toilet. celebrated like i won the super bowl when it tied LOL. my friend saved 6,000 today.. so happy for him

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    1. I think I lost 4 bets that I am pissed at. 2 by 1/2 point, one by 1.5 point and the 2H under by 2 points.

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  54. yep.. they never even out.. i have lost 10 bets this year in mlb unders where one team goes over on their own.. gotta be some kind of record. that a min of a 20x swing

    remember the public loses alot but not always

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  55. i dont trust those numbers on these sites. will the books really disclose their action?

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  56. if u like warriors u better get it now saw it is dropping to 6.5 somebody must know something we don't. it opened at 7.5. rethinking this game now. lol

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  57. should have taken the 8 when it opened :(

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  58. free money again! 1 book under yankes -115 and 2nd book +120 . woo hoo!

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  59. how on gods green earth are the blue jays favored over zito tomm..

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  60. ok.. locked in ottawa nad redwings for series. will prolly take them gam 1 and add to series if they lose

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  61. shit u still here... ok 6 teamer for 5 bucks.. pays 75x. alt lines i got were knicks+8, gs+8, sharks, senators, roaysl, mariners

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    1. yep still here.

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    2. don't like knicks think they get blown out again. a lot of disharmony in the locker room with chandler calling melo a ball hog basically.

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  62. i got +8 so i threw them in. but i like the others ones.. figured 5 can me a few hundred lol

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    1. well good luck with them. pacers are definitely not losing at home and going to new York for game 5 tied 2-2. it will be 3-1 and they are putting the kids to bed. lol

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  63. prolly will add ginats to something.. fade the dickster

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  64. gator the last 3 games Memphis won by 6 in all the games. lol

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  65. hope pacers win by 7 if u take them tomm lol

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  66. Durant had Memphis -5. why he missed that last layup. was pissed when Memphis got the ball up 4 with 13 sec left b/c i knew under was doomed

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  67. here is a cricket parlay! this guy has won like 7-0 on his plays! on FIRE!

    royal challengers Bangalore + Chennai super kings parlay +120

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  68. where is that being played.. oshkosh?? LOL

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  69. damn books dont have it... crap..

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  70. might actually go 3x on the mariners bet tomm lol

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  71. dont like him that much.. velocity down and i love the king. he's a freaking beast. u see his stats after the rough start against the pirates. anytime u give me the king as a dog.. im buying. can see that as a 3-2 game

    ive locked in: Seattle, royals, under 7 -115 Seattle so far

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  72. since u like him I am gonna open a parlay and put him in it along with some nba and cricket.

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  73. royals play is a fade on angels and they are 16-2 last 18 guthrie's starts.. ur giving me a dog price.. sign me up

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    1. damn king felix is dropping only could get +101 =(

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  74. yea that crap is gonna be -105 my guess tomm..

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  75. royals line dropped to 108 by me also

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    1. alright locked in ur bases and hockey plays. hope we do sweepers!

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  76. dont love the sharks play but i think if they r gonna steal a game on the road its game 1. i didnt play it individual.. just in that parlay

    locked in wings, senators game 1 and series

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  77. pic of the night! can't stop laughing. can u guess who? hint: the # says it all

    http://i.imgur.com/sYeAI.jpg

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    1. I posted it on twitter too.

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    1. its marc gasol in high school.

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    1. must of ate a lot of twinkies in high school. if u told me he would be starting in the nba back then I would have pissed my pants laughing.

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  81. to lazy to calc what i did in mlb.. know i went 8-7 with one of those being the f5 parlay that pushed and won so prolly right around even

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  82. i agree looks like a turd sandwich,, off to bed see ya tomm

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    1. alright talk to u tomorrow.

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