Thursday, December 29, 2011

THURSDAY: Major Fail, 110 Dime Loss on the U Dub +9 1/2 - This is Why You Never Bet on Your Alma Mater!

Major Fail! Jane is screaming at me, she is livid: I told you Baylor! I sure miss Cheetah and Don James and Sonny Sixkiller! Dam you Golden Goose! Why didn't you just take the Huskies straight up? I am calling the Mirage to see if I can get a room.

Total profit since this blog started and today's beginning balance: $82,828

Bet per dime: ($82,828 divided by 1,000 units) times 1.1 = $91.11

ITS 3:40 PM EASTERN THURSDAY - INDIAN COWBOY FOLLOW PLAY: 100 Dimes on the Washington Huskies + 9 1/2 over the Baylor Bears in the Alamo Bowl at San Antonio, Texas, 9:00 PM EST. UPDATE AT 4:30 PM EST. Note: Public is all over Baylor, I bet late, I got this at +10 and most casinos had that number, but I am grading it at + 9 1/2, Shop Around, Bet $9,111 (100 X $91.11), Lost $9,111

Final Score: Bears 67 Dawgs 56

Loss on the Day: 110 dimes or $9,111

Total profit since this blog started and today's ending balance: $73,717

I still love you Cowboy!



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I want to make a personal comment on the egregious conduct surrounding the recent death and funeral of famed actor and sports capper Cheetah. Disgraceful is the only word i can use:

- Clyde the orangutan got in a drunken fight with costar Clint Eastwood.
- Caesar from Rise of the Planet of the Apes turned the eulogy into a call for uprising against humans.
- The gorilla pallbearers decided to throw the coffin around for awhile to see how tough it was.
- One disgruntled bettor got too close to Cheetah's grieving widow and she ripped off his arm.
- The dam newspaper obits accidentally ran a photo of George W. Bush instead of Cheetah.
- Elderly Lassie marked the chapel and embarrassed herself.
- Clarence the Cross-Eyed Lion ended up at wrong funeral luncheon and ate the caterer.
- Greystoke star Christopher Lambert was even denied entrance to the funeral by a guard who did not recognize him.
- Christopher Lambert was denied entrance to the graveside service by a guard who recognized him from Highlander II.
- The Star of War Horse kicked TMZ cameraman through a fence.
- Vera the Elephant of Larger than Life sat in the wrong pew and crushed poor costar Bill Murray.
- Forest Lawn's Wee Kirk o' the Heather had to be closed after a poop-flinging melee.

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I am up to two readers now. Thanks Gus and my new reader Mark, thanks for your kind words. I hope this helps you make some money. I am real big on flat bets, one at a time. I give the sports monitor several picks a day (Posted in the Free Play Section), but the only thing I put money on is right here on the blog. Less is more as they say. Looking at the sports monitor today, their home page has this blog as the #3 capper over the last ten days. Warning, I am slipping in the ratings.

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Today we asked all our guest cappers to dress up for our readers Gus and Mark.

INDIAN COWBOY CHECKS IN FROM THE COFFEE SHOP:



7 STARS - College Football: Washington + 9.5 (9pm est) - Loss
4 STARS - College Basketball: Yale +4 over Wake Forest (7pm est) - Win
4 STARS - NBA: Take Under 194.5 New York Knicks vs. Los Angeles Lakers (10:30pm est) - Win
4 STARS - NHL: OVER 5.5 Phoenix Coyotes vs. Colorado Avalanche (9pm est) - Loss
Free Pick - (College Football): OVER 79 Washington U vs. Baylor (9pm est) - Win

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MR. STEVE BUDIN AND HANDICAPPER EXPERT AL DEMARCO CHECK IN ON THE NFL:



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THE GOLDEN GOOSE CHECKS IN:



The Golden Goose must hate us faders as he issues another teaser. I don't fade his teasers and if I were you I would not either. Teasers and parlays are for losers and my two readers are not losers. Mr. DeMarco and Mr. Lang want you to buy half points a lot. I never buy points, its either a strong play or it isn't. Mr. Lang for Thursday:

My 100 Dime selection is a 2-team 7-point teaser on Washington over Baylor and Over the total. As I release this play on Thursday the Huskies are +9 1/2 and the total is 79 at the majority of sportsbooks in Vegas and offshore. Let's move the Huskies to +16 1/2 and take the total down to 72 and go Over. - Win
My 50 Dime selection is on Florida State over Notre Dame in the 1st half. As I release this play on Thursday the Seminoles are -2 at the majority of sportsbooks in vegas and offshore. - Loss
His Free Pick is Florida State/Notre Dame Under the posted total in the first half. - Win

3 comments:

  1. You mean Washington over Baylor right? Were you just itching for a 100 Dime or what? LOL!
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  2. You must have been updating while I was typing comments. LOL!

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  3. Gus: I edit while I type, I had just been looking at the Auburn Tigers for a later bowl game. Was a brain lock, I was wondering if you would catch that LOL.

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