Wednesday, October 31, 2012

WEDNESDAY: $1,500 ON THE UTAH JAZZ - 8 1/2 AT HOME AGAINST THE DALLAS MAVERICKS, 9:05 PM EASTERN


John Titor Lock of the Day.....'enuf said:

 
While the asshat touts and their broke customers are licking their wounds and traveling down to the food bank, what do we do now? Just one thing.

Time to gamble baby! My time traveling buddy at the Mirage just smiled when I mentioned this game. Thanks John Titor!

Lets get serious now that blog security has thrown out the touts. Apologies again to mike for thinking you were a tout. 

We are taking Ice Man's pick of Utah - 8 1/2 at home against the Dallas Mavericks at 9:05 PM Eastern for a bet of $1,500.

While the other gamblers are busted on their ass, we have our reserves from the December to Remember intact.  Now is the time to strike and strike hard. 

NEW FUND
Starting Balance of $50,000
3% of the fund = $1,500
Our bet is $1,500 on the Utah Jazz -8 1/2 tonight at home

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Shits and Giggles Video From Mr. Fade Adams:

After losing 5 games in a row, this salesman won one last night. He has a 500♦ Home Chalk Opening Night Lock on the Philadelphia 76ers - 1 1/2. The fade play would be the the Denver Nuggets. I liked this tout better when he is wearing a mask. Mr. Adams is wearing his day job clothes, as he is a bank VP and supplements his income handsomely by fading his own plays. From the storage room at the bank:
Warning to Adams Faders: Trace is using a different quarter.
 


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Big time Vegas gambler Alphonse DeMarco is traveling today to get some more speech therapy to learn how to pronounce Nevada correctly. Al has fond memories of the Stardust Hotel Sports Book on the Strip, where he won his last basketball game. Al has went 0-6-1 on his last seven plays. I was lucky enough to be invited to his lavish Vegas home when he had a party to celebrate his push on Louisville. The highlight of the party was when Alphonse and his best friend Brandon Lang sang a duet, "Let the Good Times Roll":

5 Dime - Celtics - Loser
5 Dime - Cardinals - Loser
15 Dime - Bears - Loser
15 Dime - Georgia Tech - Loser
5 Dime - Louisville (-3) - Push
5 Dime - Teaser (Vikings/Clemson-Wake Under) - Loser
15 Dime - Tigers Series (-175) - Loser

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Give Me a Dam Winner You Icy Tout!



Ice's Paid Pick - Utah - 8 1/12
Comp - Toronto + 2

Daily Links Section:


To get daily service plays today:
FBZ Wednesday service plays forum
Rx Wednesday service plays forum

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From our basement to yours......  
Meet John Titor, our new addition to our handicapping staff. John loves playing with our old technology. John has never lost a game:

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Wednesday: New Fund Starts Today, Sorry to Mike, Our Tout Sweep is Completed!

 Thanks for my readers Shaneel and Navy!, you guys been here from the start and know the problems we have had lately. I trust you guys!
December to Remember Baby!
Shaneel: email me at sportsbettingmadesimple@hotmail.com
Getting my meds later today 
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GET THE HELL OUT TOUTS
AND STAY OUT ASSWIPES!

If Governor Romney is elected he has promised to send all the touts out there to a retraining camp in New Orleans!

Guys, I hate losing money! I just went crazy loosing on that last fund. We were just fine until they got rid of Dom Chambers. Those tout pieces of shit! My wife wants me to go back on medication. I tell her the best medication is WINNING! Since Chambers left its been a total struggle. I can't follow/fade a guy who lives in his mom's basement with a fake backdrop. Can't do it! Now I want to kick some tout ass. I sure as hell don't want them coming in here. We got em all out now I think. Sorry again to mike! I will be posting a video here in the next few minutes. You can't shut me up touts!

My goal is to see you in the winners circle, and its been awhile. A personal message from me from the Sports Betting Made Simple basement offices. Sorry about the fake backdrop, its meant to look like a sports book in Nevada:

 


My apologies for mike for thinking bad things about you, lol. You are off the tout list!


LOL

Guys, I smoked out all three touts that were in here. Here is the complete list minus mike who has been cleared of all charges, you can't fool me you bastards, PUSSY ASS TOUTS!

Indian Cowby
Ty Gaston
Stu Feiner 

SOMEBODY BUY INDIAN COWBOY A HOT TUB!

TY GASTON SUCKS EGGS!

NOW WATCH THIS MAN LOOSE HIS CLIENTS MONEY:



Guys, speaking of asswipe touts, look what Bronco Bamma and Mitt Romney did to this little girl. Assholes, making a little girl cry:

 

TUESDAY: HUGE BET TODAY ON THE BOSTON CELTICS + 6 1/2 VISITING THE MIAMI HEAT, 8:05 PM EASTERN

I am closing the current fund out at a loss of $8,909.50 or roughly 9% of the profits from the December to Remember. I have had two funds now that have made money and two funds that have lost money. I am still in profit of somewhere over $90,000. I need to go back and give you an exact accounting and present it to you at some time in the future. This profit does not include the purchase of a new car with money because I had lines better than the worst possible lines I was giving out in the December to Remember. Tomorrow I will open a new fund starting with $50,000. I will no longer be using Labby Lines but a percentage of my bankroll per game. I am no longer going to fade Mr. Adams but follow Indian Cowboy here in basketball. 

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 Umgawa Baby!

Today I am following the Indian Cowboy and fading Trace Adams in the NBA with the Boston Celtics +6 1/12 visiting the Miami Heat. This line opened up at +8 and could move to +5 before the game starts. I look for the action to be mostly on the Celtics, so I am releasing this play early.
 
The last 10 NBA Champions on the opening game of the new season have gone 2-8 ATS:


Thank you kind readers. I noticed a surprising amount of comments yesterday here at this blog and I very much appreciated your input and kind words. I am up to 9 readers now: Serge in Germany and Shaneel, GoFalcons!, Navy, MattyMeach, jimcco, robin, Josh and my newest reader mike. 

Josh: Could you remove your link to this blog from your blog? It would be much appreciated. I have replaced the link to this blog at the FBZ Sports Forum Service Threads to a link to Matt Rivers page at the Fade Nation. In the future when anyone clicks on my home page there the link will send them to Matt's page. I frankly don't have time for some whiny tout complaining about me posting their picks and writeups 14 1/2 seconds after they are released to the daily service thread over there. I will let Matt deal with them.


I have never told my good friend Matt Rivers about this blog. Matt does not read blogs. Come to think of it, I don't think I have ever seen Matt read a newspaper.


Did anyone read DeMarco's page yesterday? Basically he said his handicapping instincts told him to bet the UNDER in last nights football game as his free play, but what the hell, go with the OVER. Huh? Dam hurricane would distract anybody. 


Last night I ran into Matt Rivers at the Mirage Sports Book. It was funny watching him try to hit up one of the Bud Light girls, lol. I was kidding him that DeMarco could not pronounce Nevada right. Matt got real upset at me and said I should not kid about that. It turns out Al has a very rare medical condition. He starts talking so fast that he is unable to change his speech patterns or how he pronounces words. Now I feel bad about kidding the guy.

Matt was upset at Al though. Turns out Al is so desperate for a winning paid play that he is now fading Trace Adams. Al won't let anyone but Budin or him fade Adams either. Seems everyone over there wants to join the Trace Adams Fade. I am going to check Al's site later to see if he was really on the 49ers. If this story is true, I can see why Matt is upset. But with Matt, you never know when he is bullshitting you. That's one thing I won't do here!


After losing yesterday,  my Labby Line today is X - X - X - X - 19.8 - 31.68 - X - X - 56.62 - 84.06 - 114.24 - 147.44 - 183.96.  I am betting to win $2,037.60 or 203.76 dimes today. My bet is $2,241.36 on the Boston Celtics +6 1/2 visiting the Miami Heat to win $2,037.60.

If I win that bet, my Labby Line on Tuesday will be X - X - X - X - X - 31.68 - X - X - 56.62 - 84.06 - 114.24 - 147.44 - X.

If I lose today's bet, my Labby Line will become X - X - X - X - 19.8 - 31.68 - X - X - 56.62 - 84.06 - 114.24 - 147.44 - 183.96. - 224.13.


RECAP/UPDATE:

Loser, RESULTS: Miami Heat 120 Boston Celtics 107

One dime is always equal to  $10 (starting fund of $10,000/1,000 dimes) 
Starting Balance at August 31, 2012 - $10,000
Profit or Loss for Today: Loss of $2,241.36
Profit or Loss Since Starting This Fund on August 31, 2012 -  Loss of $8,909.50
Balance at end of day, October 29, 2012: $1,090.49

LABBY LINE #1 CLOSED  X - X - X- 10 - X - X - X for a profit of $300
LABBY LINE #2 CLOSED  X - X - X - X for a profit of $400
LABBY LINE #3 CLOSED  X - X - 10 - 10 - 22. - 36.8 - X - X - 51.48 - 67.62 for a  loss of $2,471.71
LABBY LINE #4 CLOSED  X - X - X - X for a profit of $320
LABBY LINE #5 CLOSED  X - X - X - X for a profit of $320
LABBY LINE #6 CLOSED  X - X - X - X for a profit of $320
LABBY LINE #7 CLOSED  X - X - X - X - X -19.8 - X - X - X for a profit of $161.92
CURRENT LABBY LINE    X - X - X - X - 19.8 - 31.68 - X - X - 56.62 - 84.06 - 114.24 - 147.44  for a loss of $8,259.71 so far

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Where to find other handicapper's plays:

To see what the other handicappers are taking, visit the FBZ Tuesday service plays thread or the Rx Tuesday service plays thread

If you are fading or following handicapper Indian Cowboy, his picks are posted daily at the FBZ.

If you are fading Trace Adams, his picks, video, writeups and record are posted daily at the Rx Fade Trace Adams Thread.


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JIMMY "THE GREEK" SNYDER'S TUESDAY PLAY

We will be focusing on a new handicapper at this blog. His name is Dimetrios Georgios Synodinos (September 9, 1918 – April 21, 1996), better known as Jimmy "the Greek" Snyder. We are channeling him through Ace (picture below).  We could not figure out what Jimmy was trying to say through Ace today. Ace scratched in the dirt the following: "fada ta", whatever that means:


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GM Al DeMarco reports in, his comments on betting big early in the season makes sense based on how I did last year following Indian Cowboy early in the NBA season. I have no clue who this guy has tonight; I can't even find out what he had last night from his site:


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Sigh of relief here as Trace Adams is on the Miami Heat - 6 1/2 tonight!




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 From our basement to yours...
Good luck to all the NBA bettors and handicappers out there. From SBMS Headquarters: 
The Governor sends us his best wishes. We send our best wishes to you!



As always, thanks for checking in and please feel free to leave any comments. 

Monday, October 29, 2012

MONDAY: MY CURRENT LABBY LINE GENERATES A HUGE BET ON THE DOG IN TONIGHTS MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL GAME, GO CARDINALS +7!

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The Three Secrets to be a Successful Las Vegas Handicapper/Tout Revealed for the First Time Anywhere!
1. Learn to pronounce Nevada correctly
2. Learn the nicknames of all the teams and use them liberally
3. Fade Trace Adams


Trace Adams Thread
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Umgawa!
Is their such a thing as parity in the NFL? We will find out tonight!

After losing yesterday,  my Labby Line today is X - X - X - X - 19.8 - 31.68 - X - X - 56.62 - 84.06 - 114.24 - 147.44.  I am betting to win $1,672.40 or 167.24 dimes today. My bet is $1,839.64 on the Arizona Cardinals + 7 at home against the San Francisco 49ers to win $1,672.40.

If I win that bet, my Labby Line on Monday will be X - X - X - X - X - 31.68 - X - X - 56.62 - 84.06 - 114.24 - X.

If I lose today's bet, my Labby Line will become X - X - X - X - 19.8 - 31.68 - X - X - 56.62 - 84.06 - 114.24 - 147.44 - 183.96.


RECAP/UPDATE:

Loser. FINAL SCORE: San Francisco 49ers 24 Arizona Cardinals 3

One dime is always equal to  $10 (starting fund of $10,000/1,000 dimes) 
Starting Balance at August 31, 2012 - $10,000
Profit or Loss for Today: Loss of $1,839.64
Profit or Loss Since Starting This Fund on August 31, 2012 -  Loss of $6,668.14
Balance at end of day, October 29, 2012: $3,331.86

LABBY LINE #1 CLOSED  X - X - X- 10 - X - X - X for a profit of $300
LABBY LINE #2 CLOSED  X - X - X - X for a profit of $400
LABBY LINE #3 CLOSED  X - X - 10 - 10 - 22. - 36.8 - X - X - 51.48 - 67.62 for a  loss of $2,471.71
LABBY LINE #4 CLOSED  X - X - X - X for a profit of $320
LABBY LINE #5 CLOSED  X - X - X - X for a profit of $320
LABBY LINE #6 CLOSED  X - X - X - X for a profit of $320
LABBY LINE #7 CLOSED  X - X - X - X - X -19.8 - X - X - X for a profit of $161.92
CURRENT LABBY LINE    X - X - X - X - 19.8 - 31.68 - X - X - 56.62 - 84.06 - 114.24 - 147.44  for a loss of $6,018.35 so far

This is a huge bet for me. I think this line could go to +6 1/2 and so I am getting on the Cardinals now at +7 so I don't have to buy the hook. Surround and pound baby! Have no fear. Umgawa! I am taking the home dog here tonight on Monday Night Football which back in the day was a huge systems bet. Ice likes the Boston Celtics to win over the Heat tomorrow night as his 6 star play in the NBA:


Indian Cowboy Record Since 8/30/2012:
08/30 (NCAA) VAN +6.5 WON08/31 (NCAA) BSU +6.5 WON
09/01 (NCAA) 
NEV/CAL o56.5 LOSS
09/01 (NCAA) 
ARST/ORG o67.5 WON09/01 (NCAA) FIU +2.5 LOSS
09/06 (NCAA) PIT +5 LOSS
09/07 (NCAA) USU +7 WON
09/08 (NCAA) ULM/ARK o61 WON
09/08 (NCAA) 
CMU +20.5 LOSS
09/08 (NCAA) 
OKST/ARI o69.5 WON
09/09 (NFL) ARI +3 WON
09/09 (NFL) 
TEN +5.5 LOSS
09/10 (NFL) CIN +7 LOSS
09/13 (NCAA) RUT/USF u44.5 WON
09/14 (NCAA) WSU/UNLV o55.5 WON
09/15 (NCAA) ULL/OKST o73.5 WON
09/15 (NCAA) 
TA&M/SMU o58.5 LOSS
09/15 (NCAA)
 OHIO/MRSH o68 LOSS09/15 (NCAA) BALL/INDo64 WON09/16 (NFL) SEA +3 WON
09/16 (NFL) 
PHI -2.5 LOSS
09/16 (NFL) 
BUF -3 WON09/17 (NFL) DEN/ATL u51.5 WON
09/20 (NFL) NYG/CAR u49.5 WON
09/21 (NCAA) ULM +7.5 WON
09/22 (NCAA) LSU/AUB u47.5 WON
09/22 (NCAA) 
FAU +49.5 WON
09/22 (NCAA)
 VAN +15.5 LOSS09/23 (NFL) SD -3 LOSS
09/23 (NFL) 
PHI/ARI u42.5 WON
09/23 (NFL) ARI +3 WON
09/24 (NFL) GB/SEA u46 WON
09/27 (NCAA) STAN/WASH u48 WON
09/29 (NCAA) TCU/SMU o55 LOSS
09/29 (NCAA) 
ILL -1 LOSS09/30 (NFL) HOU -12 WON
09/30 (NFL)
 GB-7.5 LOSS
09/30 (NFL) PHI -1 WON
10/01 (NFL) CHI/DAL u41.5 LOSS
10/04 (NCAA) ECU/UCF u46.5 LOSS
10/05 (NCAA) USU +7 WON
10/06 (NCAA) 
GT/CLEM o74.5 WON
10/06 (NCAA) 
ORE -24.5 WON
10/06 (NCAA) 
IDA -10 LOSS
10/06 (NCAA) 
CMU/TOL o68 WON
10/06 (NCAA) 
ND -14 WON10/07 (NFL) PIT -3.5 LOSS
10/07 (NFL)
 BAL/KC o46 LOSS10/08 (NFL) HOU/NYJ u40 PUSH
10/11 (NCAA) UTEP +17 LOSS
10/12 (NCAA) NAVY/CMU o61 LOSS
10/13 (NCAA)
 PUR -2.5 LOSS
10/13 (NCAA) 
SJST -3 LOSS
10/13 (NCAA)
 FLA/VAN u40.5 LOSS
10/13 (NCAA) 
UCLA -8 LOSS10/14 (NFL) NE/SEA u44.5 LOSS
10/15 (NFL) DEN/SD u47 LOSS
10/16 (NCAA) ULL/UNT u56 WON
10/18 (NFL) SF -9 LOSS
10/20 (NCAA) 
USF/LOU o54 LOSS
10/20 (NCAA) 
MTST +19 LOSS 
10/20 (NCAA)
 CIN/TOL o64.5 LOSS
10/21 (NFL) JAC +4.5 WIN
10/22 (NFL) DET/CHI u47 WIN
10/23 (NCAA) ARST/LAF u61.5 LOSS
10/25 (NFL) MIN –5 LOSS
10/25 (NCAA) WF +13 LOSS
10/26 (NCAA) CIN +3.5 WIN
10/27 (NCAA) PSU +1 LOSS
10/27 (NCAA) ARI +6.5 WIN
10/28 (NFL) MIA +2.5 WIN
10/28 (NFL) PHI –3 LOSS
10/29 (NFL) ARI +7 LOSS
Paid plays (-110): [14-22] -$4,590

Breakdown:
NCAA: 
[10-15] -$2,880NFL: [4-7] -$1,710Regular Plays: [9-15] -$2,890
Stepouts: 
[5-7] -$1,700Comp plays in black (not included in paid plays): 
[21-15-1] +$450

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To see what the other handicappers are taking, visit the FBZ Monday service plays thread or the Rx Monday service plays thread. We emailed Mr. Streaky at the Funhouse and The Hook our pick early this morning Vegas time so don't fade them today. Lets do this guys! Good luck whatever you bet!

If you are fading or following handicapper Indian Cowboy, his picks are posted daily at the FBZ.


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JIMMY "THE GREEK" SNYDER'S MONDAY NIGHT PARLAY - EXCLUSIVE HERE!

We will be focusing on a new handicapper at this blog. His name is Dimetrios Georgios Synodinos (September 9, 1918 – April 21, 1996), better known as Jimmy "the Greek" Snyder. We are channeling him through Ace (picture below).  Jimmy likes the dog +7 and the OVER 38 1/2 in a parlay in this matchup. Guys we don't do parlays here, but thats the play Ace channelled from The Greek:



As always, thanks for checking in and please feel free to leave any comments.