Sports Betting Made Simple: TUESDAY: SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY - 2% of the bankroll on the San Antonio Spurs + 6 1/2 visiting the Miami Heat, 9:00 PM EST

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

TUESDAY: SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY - 2% of the bankroll on the San Antonio Spurs + 6 1/2 visiting the Miami Heat, 9:00 PM EST

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CURRENT FUND: FUND 4

Starting balance of $50,000

Today's beginning balance = $49,516.63

Today's profit = $900

Today's ending balance = $50,416.63

This week's profit through Tuesday = $900

1% of the bankroll = $495

Thanks Shit!
NBA BET FOR 2% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY

$990 NBA 711 SAN ANTONIO SPURS +6 1/2 VISITING THE MIAMI HEAT, 9:00 PM EST

(Grading this at +6 1/2, try to get +7)

Winner, FINAL SCORE: Miami 103 San Antonio 100, profit of $900

"Shit Special of the Day- San Antonio Spurs ML +290 or +7 if u are scared. Fact: San Antonio is 14-2 on a road closeout games in a series since 2002-2003. I feel they are gonna treat this as there game 7 and buck the Heat trend after a loss. All the adjustments the Heat did the Spurs have done it better. I feel with Ginobili in the starting lineup now all 5 starters can score and not sure what else the Heat can do to defend the Spurs. Spurs close it out. BOL thanks everyone for a letting me be part of your NBA life."

Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.
Of course, always shop around.

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SBMS Report Card

13 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94

12 Week's Ago Loss = $1,512.22

11 Week's Ago Loss = $3,872.86

10 Week's Ago Loss = $3,906.96

9 Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64

8 Week's Ago Profit = $65.40

7 Week's Ago Profit = $493.95

6 Week's Ago Profit = $2,791.40

5 Week's Ago Profit = $1,435.21

4 Week's Ago Loss = $5,222.35

3 Week's Ago Loss = $5,504.07

2 Week's Ago Loss = $2,348.38

Last Week's Profit = $1,991.91
This Week's Profit Through Tuesday = $900

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UPDATE: MAKE THAT 6-0 NBA FINALS RUN FOR AL

Al DeMarco is on a 5-0 run with his free picks in the NBA Finals, Demarco likes the Spurs getting the points tonight, go to the 8:05 mark to listen to his analysis:

There are winners and then there are losers...

Steve Budin's "Dead Mortal Finals Lock of the Year" is dead alright - Down 110 dimes tonight
Brandon Lang - Down 115 1/2 dimes tonight
(Lang has now lost 7 days in a row for a total of 545 1/2 DIMES!)
Indian Cowboy Big 8 Star pick on Miami -7 bites the dust

48 comments:

SlatsemflakJune 18, 2013 at 5:54 AM
Good morning! Hopefully shit and the Lang fade will be in agreement again.
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RickJune 18, 2013 at 7:12 AM
Good morning! Shit and the Lang fade make a good team!
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AnonymousJune 18, 2013 at 8:29 AM
Morning guys,lets hope lang keeps up the good work,looks like a june swoon for lang

jpitts
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RickJune 18, 2013 at 9:20 AM
Good morning jpitts!
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SlatsemflakJune 18, 2013 at 9:32 AM
Patrick, are you able to post on the SBR forums?
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SlatsemflakJune 18, 2013 at 10:05 AM
Rick, can you start a thread on SBR asking for IC's MLB and NBA? I've asked for it 2 days in a row and don't want to be labeled as one of "those guys". Thanks!
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AnonymousJune 18, 2013 at 12:11 PM
lang has a 75 dimer on the total,30 dimer on the game

jpitts
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SlatsemflakJune 18, 2013 at 12:19 PM
Thx Rick!
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UnknownJune 18, 2013 at 12:46 PM
if you guys think it will help i can make an account going forward over there
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RickJune 18, 2013 at 1:01 PM
This is what Lang has today:

75 dimes spurs/heat - under
30 dimes heat -7
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RickJune 18, 2013 at 1:07 PM
Indian Cowboy has:

NBA 8*: Miami Heat -7 (9pm)
MLB 3*: Oakland A's (8:05pm)
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AnonymousJune 18, 2013 at 1:56 PM
Hey yall! Just checkin in.
I think Game 6 is like Game 1. All the pressure is on the Heat tonight. I'm on the Spurs. Regardless of Shit's play (I hope Shit is on the same side, but he might go w/ the Heat havent lost two in a row). Hope all is well w/ everyone. Gonna take a break until f-ball after the NBA finals.

--Navy

Glad to see the touts are going the other way.

Stevie B has a 100 BROOKLYN COLLEGE BOYS, Dead Mortal Finals Lock of the Year, 7th Ever 100 DIME NBA Release

8* by the Cowboy, come on man (said in Cris Carters voice)
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SlatsemflakJune 18, 2013 at 2:26 PM
What's happening Navy? Looks like I'm on Spurs, Spurs over and Texas.
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SlatsemflakJune 18, 2013 at 2:42 PM
Ok, here goes:
Spurs +7 (-120) xxx per dime
Spurs/Heat over 191.5 xxx per dime
Rangers -1 (-121) 1%
BOL tonight guys!!!
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RickJune 18, 2013 at 2:45 PM
Good luck tonight Slats!
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UnknownJune 18, 2013 at 3:00 PM
Im now Patricks on sbr.

Spurs +7 -120 for 1.5%
Spurs ov 191 for 1%
Texas -165 for 1%
GL guys !!
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AnonymousJune 18, 2013 at 3:11 PM
Any of you guys have an opinion on the USA/Honduras soccer game tonight?

---- TRUCK
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AnonymousJune 18, 2013 at 3:26 PM
HAHA Rick.

Or maybe Navy will be able to have some insight since he made an appearance today. I bet he spends plenty of time on the pitch (I think that is what they call a soccer field in Europe!)

Crack that diesel GRRRRRRRR!

--- TRUCK
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SlatsemflakJune 18, 2013 at 3:38 PM
Gator is the soccer expert as far as I know.
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RickJune 18, 2013 at 3:40 PM
I miss Gator, hope he is doing well!
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SlatsemflakJune 18, 2013 at 3:49 PM
I miss his baseball insight.
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Shit4BrainsJune 18, 2013 at 4:11 PM
afternoon everyone,

Shit Special of the Day- San Antonio Spurs ML +290 or +7 if u are scared. Fact: San Antonio is 14-2 on a road closeout games in a series since 2002-2003. I feel they are gonna treat this as there game 7 and buck the Heat trend after a loss. All the adjustments the Heat did the Spurs have done it better. I feel with Ginobili in the starting lineup now all 5 starters can score and not sure what else the Heat can do to defend the Spurs. Spurs close it out. BOL thanks everyone for a letting me be part of your NBA life.
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Shit4BrainsJune 18, 2013 at 7:14 PM
for those non believers u have seen spurs withstood heats best run. put ur money on spurs ml 2H they got this in the bag. duncan gets cinco! five rings baby!
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AnonymousJune 18, 2013 at 7:53 PM
Dead Mortal Final Lock of the Year...LOSER. What do ya think Stevie B is singing now. Miami 1st half, did not come in. HAHA.

Hey guys. BOL to everyone. I think Shit is following my Spurs play. Just kidding Shit.

I was playing on the pitch tonight in my adult soccer league. +2 pts for Navy for using the word of the day.

Truck: slight lean to clint dempsey and the clingsman. i know this post is late but hell its my opinion.

Go Spurs.
--Navy
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RickJune 18, 2013 at 9:23 PM
Thanks Shit!

Poor Lang drops another 115 1/2 dimes tonight.

Poor Stevo and the Brooklyn Boys

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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RickJune 18, 2013 at 9:26 PM
This Al DeMarco guy is no slouch either, he is 6-0 now in the NBA Finals, all free plays.
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SlatsemflakJune 18, 2013 at 9:36 PM
Big night thanks to the langster. 2-1 with a big profit. Great call shit (on the spread).
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AnonymousJune 18, 2013 at 9:44 PM
Big game Brandon at his best, cant wait till football starts

Jpitts
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