Sports Betting Made Simple: SUNDAY: SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY - 2% of the bankroll on the San Antonio Spurs +1 at home over the Miami Heat, 8:00 PM EST

Sunday, June 16, 2013

SUNDAY: SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY - 2% of the bankroll on the San Antonio Spurs +1 at home over the Miami Heat, 8:00 PM EST

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CURRENT FUND: FUND 4

Starting balance of $50,000

Today's beginning balance = $48,633.00

Today's profit = $883.63

Today's ending balance = $49,516.63

This week's profit through Sunday = $1,991.91

1% of the bankroll = $486

Thanks Shit!

NBA BET FOR 2% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY

$972 NBA 710 SAN ANTONIO SPURS +1 AT HOME OVER THE MIAMI HEAT, 8:00 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: San Antonio 114 Miami 104, profit of $883.63

"Shit Special of the Day- San Antonio Spurs +1.5 and/or ML- Fact: Spurs (w/ Duncan in the lineup) off of a loss, have won 18 out of 19 games. Fact II: Last time they lost 2 home games in a row in the regular season- Mar. 28/31, 2011 (however, one of the games the starters were being rested). So going back further actually last time they really lost 2 straight home games with all the starters was in the playoffs May 7-9, 2010 when the Spurs got swept by the Suns in the Conference Semifinals. Think about that for a second OVER 2 YEARS and counting they have not lost 2 straight home games. Spurs get it done in a bounceback game for them as I think we are destined for a full 7 game series. BOL"

Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.

Of course, always shop around.

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SBMS Report Card

12 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94

11 Week's Ago Loss = $1,512.22

10 Week's Ago Loss = $3,872.86

9 Week's Ago Loss = $3,906.96

8 Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64

7 Week's Ago Profit = $65.40

6 Week's Ago Profit = $493.95

5 Week's Ago Profit = $2,791.40

4 Week's Ago Profit = $1,435.21

3 Week's Ago Loss = $5,222.35

2 Week's Ago Loss = $5,504.07

Last Week's Loss = $2,348.38

This week's profit through Sunday = $1,991.91

33 comments:

SlatsemflakJune 16, 2013 at 6:59 AM
Happy Father's Day everybody! Lets pick some winners today.
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RickJune 16, 2013 at 7:51 AM
Good morning Slats!
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UnknownJune 16, 2013 at 7:59 AM
Good morning everybody happy fathers day !!
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RickJune 16, 2013 at 8:04 AM
Happy Fathers Day Patrick!
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AnonymousJune 16, 2013 at 8:33 AM
Happy fathers day every one, lets make it a winning one!

jpitts
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UnknownJune 16, 2013 at 9:58 AM
Mets ov 7.5 (follow danny b)
For 1%
GL guys !
Might add ic fade
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SlatsemflakJune 16, 2013 at 10:22 AM
I'm rolling with the IC fade today when it gets posted.
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AnonymousJune 16, 2013 at 10:58 AM
marlin fade stl -140
ariz -111

jpitts
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AnonymousJune 16, 2013 at 11:23 AM
In case any body cares, lang has 100 dimer on under and 50 dimer on miami

jpitts
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RickJune 16, 2013 at 11:56 AM
Happy Fathers Day Truck!
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SlatsemflakJune 16, 2013 at 12:21 PM
IC fade is the padres! Padres for 1%.
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Shit4BrainsJune 16, 2013 at 1:00 PM
afternoon everyone,

to all the fathers out there happy fathers day! now onto the moment u have all been waiting for....

Shit Special of the Day- San Antonio Spurs +1.5 and/or ML- Fact: Spurs (w/ Duncan in the lineup) off of a loss, have won 18 out of 19 games. Fact II: Last time they lost 2 home games in a row in the regular season- Mar. 28/31, 2011 (however, one of the games the starters were being rested). So going back further actually last time they really lost 2 straight home games with all the starters was in the playoffs May 7-9, 2010 when the Spurs got swept by the Suns in the Conference Semifinals. Think about that for a second OVER 2 YEARS and counting they have not lost 2 straight home games. Spurs get it done in a bounceback game for them as I think we are destined for a full 7 game series. BOL
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UnknownJune 16, 2013 at 1:02 PM
Sd -103
For 1%
GL!!
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SlatsemflakJune 16, 2013 at 3:40 PM
Padres win!
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SlatsemflakJune 16, 2013 at 3:48 PM
Fading Lang...
Spurs pk
Over 188.5
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AnonymousJune 16, 2013 at 3:53 PM
Sorry shit, i think miami wins the series, i think the champs rise to it tonite, good luck to everybody

miami -1

jpitts
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UnknownJune 16, 2013 at 5:40 PM
SD wins ! Slats im going to stay with IC baseball fade!
1-1 today small loss on the juice still a winning week and heading in right direction ! +2.41% GL to everyone on the bball gm whoever u bet & c-ya 2morrow!!
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AnonymousJune 16, 2013 at 7:55 PM
Nice call shit, great night for the lang faders 150 dimes tonight, 100 yesterday

jpitts
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Shit4BrainsJune 16, 2013 at 7:56 PM
spurs getting it done! my series bet is looking better and better everyday!
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Shit4BrainsJune 16, 2013 at 7:59 PM
glad u stuck it out rick hope we continue the streak until the last game!
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RickJune 16, 2013 at 8:08 PM
Very good Slats!
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SlatsemflakJune 16, 2013 at 8:11 PM
Rick, that IC fade looks like it might be gold. Unlike Lang his plays get posted daily.
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RickJune 16, 2013 at 8:12 PM
Glad I stuck it out too Shit! It was worth it getting 3 Shit Special of the Day wins in a row, all at 2% of the bankroll. Excellent job Shit!
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