Saturday, June 1, 2013

SATURDAY: SLATS' PLAY OF THE DAY - 1% on the Washington Nationals +120 visiting the Atlanta Braves, 7:15 PM EST

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CURRENT FUND: FUND 4          
Starting balance of $50,000
   Today's beginning balance = $52,937.47
Today's loss = $1,675.17
Today's ending balance = $51,262.30
This week's loss through Saturday = $4,044.87
1% of the bankroll = $529

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - SLATS' PLAY OF THE DAY
$529 MLB 963 WASHINGTON NATIONALS +120 VISITING THE ATLANTA BRAVES7:15 PM EST
(Going with the worst odds here in Vegas, but offshore as I post this its all +125)
Loser, Atlanta 2 Washington 1, loss of $529

NBA BET FOR 2% OF THE BANKROLL - SHIT SPECIAL OF THE DAY
$1,058 NBA 523 MIAMI HEAT MONEY LINE -145 VISITING THE INDIANA PACERS, 8:30 PM EST
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Indiana 91 Miami 77, loss of $1,058
"Shit Special of the Day- Miami Heat ML -138. Fact: Miami's record in closeout games from the second round and beyond is 5-0 SU and 4-1 ATS, the lone loss ATS was as a double digit favorite. Remember Udonis Haslem was suspended last year in game 6 versus Indiana and won by double digits in Indiana so I don't feel Birdman being suspended would matter as much they have other bigs to step in ala "Don't Call Me Billy" Joel Anthony. I like the Heat to win in a close game and possibly with Lebron with the basket with game on the line. BOL"

MLB BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - DANNYB'S PLAY OF THE DAY
$529 MLB NEW YORK METS/MIAMI MARLINS OVER 7 -1204:10 PM EST
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Miami 8 New York Mets 1, profit of $440.83

WNBA BET FOR 1% OF THE BANKROLL - ROXXY WNBA PLAY
$529 WNBA 653 LOS ANGELES SPARKS -9 1/2 VISITING THE SAN ANTONIO SILVER STARS8:05 PM EST
(NOTE: My sports monitor does not track WNBA)
Loser, San Antonio 83 Los Angeles 78, loss of $529

    Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find. 
Of course, always shop around.
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SBMS Report Card
10 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94
9 Week's Ago Loss =  $1,512.22
8 Week's Ago Loss =    $3,872.86
7 Week's Ago Loss  = $3,906.96
6  Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64
5 Week's Ago Profit = $65.40
4 Week's Ago Profit = $493.95
3 Week's Ago Profit = $2,791.40
2 Week's Ago Profit = $1,435.21
 Last Week's Loss = $5,222.35
This week's loss through Saturday = $4,044.87

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54 comments:

  1. Morning! Lets keep the roll going.
    Expos +128 (pod)

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  2. Good morning Slats! Love your dogs, lets keep 'em barking. Thanks.

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  3. Will go with DannyB again and avoiding the Hondo Fade and the Lang Fade like the plague. Shit may have a play up later and will go with that at 1% or 2%, depending on how will he likes it.

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  4. Good morning.
    JamminJ plays went 1-1 yesterday +025
    for 2-2 posted plays +034

    I also like the WASH play today
    WASH +123
    BAL +128

    JamminJ

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    1. Good morning JamminJ. If you go 1-1 again today lets hope the Nats are your winner!

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  5. Good morning Patrick! No more stupid fade plays!

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  6. I agree Rick however we may have held on a little to long to the fade but with our past of giving up on a course of action to soon and then watching it win after combined with hondo's history I think it was justified and we did not deplete our bankrolls in the process if we were betting 5% or 10% per play or "50 or 100 dimes" it would have been much worse & like well all these touts who kill their clients with zero money management!

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  7. Patrick: The thing was the Hondo Fade got on a little roll there before he got hot. We sure as hell gave it a shot. The other thing I want to give up on is the Lang Fade for good. He has been hot in baseball lately, like he was hot in college basketball. To me the Lang Fade and the Fade Nation thing is just all bad karma. We need to get as far away from these folks as possible. I do like betting more on big plays like tonight's NBA game, only because with those plays its possible to move more money as compared to a big bet on the WNBA.

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  8. Too bad we don't have an Uzi thread to follow anymore like Dom Chambers and the old Lang fade. Those were gold.

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    1. UZI Suicide/Pimpy McPimp's old fade threads made us a fortune. Now at best its just threading water or worse. December to Remember 2011 and Dom Chambers in baseball, who says money does not grow on trees?

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  9. I missed the December to remember but I was there for Dom and the 17 game Lang losing streak that sent him into hiding.

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    1. It was a beautiful thing!

      I see the skin condition guy (Bryan Rosica) is going for 0-8 today. His last seven plays:

      Saturday, May 11 - Knicks +5
      100 Dime Loser

      Sunday, May 12 - Arizona DBacks -120
      50 Dime Loser

      Friday May 17 - Texas Rangers -120
      25 Dime Loser

      Wednesday May 22 - Miami -8
      40 Dime Loser

      Sunday, May 26th - Indiana +1
      100 Dime Loser

      Monday, May 27 - Memphis -3
      100 Dime Loser

      Thursday, May 30th - Indiana/Miami Over
      75 Dime Loser

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  10. I agree fade nation/lang bad karma right now ! There is no clear cut golden goose right now. GL today guys i will be back in action monday with ya!

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    1. Patrick: Hopefully we will have our act together by then! Have a great weekend.

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    2. I hope i get it together too! same to you have a geeat weekend

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    1. Whewwwwww 3-2 final

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    2. nice call gator! all my parlays are alive even the twinkies came back in the 9th!

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  12. morning everyone errr afternoon for everyone else but me.

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  13. 3 parlays in the books! nice start for the day!

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  14. Shit Special of the Day- Miami Heat ML -138. Fact: Miami's record in closeout games from the second round and beyond is 5-0 SU and 4-1 ATS, the lone loss ATS was as a double digit favorite. Remember Udonis Haslem was suspended last year in game 6 versus Indiana and won by double digits in Indiana so I don't feel Birdman being suspended would matter as much they have other bigs to step in ala "Don't Call Me Billy" Joel Anthony. I like the Heat to win in a close game and possibly with Lebron with the basket with game on the line. BOL

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    1. BTW, record is since the inception of the Big 3 era (LBJ, Bosh and Wade).

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  15. afternoon rick! another solid day coming looks like.

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  16. Lets hope so Shit, like your play!

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  17. I love the Heat tonight they want to close this thing out so they can give Chalmers and Wade some rest to heal there wounds before the Finals on Thurs.

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  18. Its a 2% play for sure!

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  19. Could just feel the doyers losing that f5

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  20. Shit
    . Gonna send u something on twitter

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  21. GOOOOOAAAAALLLLL! hawks score!

    aight gator...

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  22. bring home the gold los tigres...

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  23. My bad guys. Bad day today. The Pacers ml might be worth a shot in game 7. If Wade and Bosh don't show up the Pacers will win.

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    1. No worries Slats. Our time will come!

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  24. sorry everyone,

    bad call by the tony brothers killed the momentum by the heat. definitely thought it was a foul on hibbert. then heat get double technicals and it was over.

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    1. No problem Shit, thanks for trying.

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  25. I see our "friend" the Undertaker was on a 1-15 run going into today. But his plays today on Detroit, St. Louis and the Cubs are working out. Thinking of following him beginning tomorrow and see how he does after his huge slump. Thinking about adding that to Slats play of the day, Roxxy's WNBA and DannyB. All the plays will be 1%

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  26. Game 7 will be on Monday. Gonna be interesting to see what you go with Shit.

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  27. Roxxy is on the Phoenix Mercury tomorrow.

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    1. slats u know what line he had them? it's at -10 now.

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  28. I'm sorry that my slump is coming when the blog starts playing my picks. It seems that every game that I lose is by 1 run (except for that reds game the other night).

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    1. Slats: I think if we stick with the program we should do well. Some of the slumps I have seen have been unreal like the Undertakers and the skin conditions. The skin condition loses more on one play than we lose here in a couple of weeks. Good money management will pay off in the long run.

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  29. slats I like ur enthusiasm for Indiana in game 7 but no way the refs are gonna let there be a pacers v spurs finals. all about ratings. Indiana was at home tonight and got all the calls. next game Miami will get all the calls.

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    1. Going 2% of the bankroll on you Monday play Shit!

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    2. thanks rick. heard they are rolling out Miami -7 and 180.5 for game 7. will probably stick with under and Miami.

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    3. nothing is final though will have to think about it.

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    4. Might go 1% on the under and 1% on the side then. You got lots of time though before the game.

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    5. as much as Indiana is a good story putting them in the finals will be one of the lowest rated finals. no way stern will let them go to the finals. they will still have a great year if they lose game 7. one more win against the heat this year and made it to ECF.

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    6. will do rick. will give final verdict on Monday.

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    7. Thanks Shit...looking forward to next week.

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