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CURRENT FUND: FUND 4

Starting balance of $50,000

Today's starting balance = $44,948.63
Today's loss = $2,027.31
Today's ending balance = $42,921.32
This week's loss through Friday = $3,211.87
1% of the bankroll = $449

BETTING 2% OF THE BANKROLL - JOEL GILMORE'S UMPIRE UNDER STREAKER 78-28-8 (74%)
$898 UNDER 9 RUNS -105 IN THE BOSTON RED SOX/NEW YORK YANKEES GAME, 7:05 PM EST
Home Plate Umpire Joe West 10-2-2 L14
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Boston 12, NY Yankees 8, loss of $898

BETTING 2% OF THE BANKROLL - JOEL GILMORE'S UMPIRE UNDER STREAKER 78-28-8 (74%)
$898 UNDER 8 RUNS -110 IN THE HOUSTON ASTROS/OAKLAND A'S GAME, 10:05 PM EST
Home Plate Umpire Phil Cuzzi 12-1 L13
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Oakland 7 Houston 5, loss of $898

BETTING 2% OF THE BANKROLL - JOEL GILMORE'S UMPIRE UNDER STREAKER 78-28-8 (74%)
$898 UNDER 7 RUNS -110 IN THE ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS/SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS GAME, 10:15 PM EST
Home Plate Umpire Alan Porter 9-2 L11
Winner, FINAL SCORE: San Francisco 3 Arizona 0, profit of $816.36

BETTING 2% OF THE BANKROLL - JOEL GILMORE'S UMPIRE UNDER STREAKER 78-28-8 (74%)
$898 UNDER 9 RUNS -120 IN THE CINCINNATI REDS/LA DODGERS GAME, 7:10 PM EST
Home Plate Umpire Jim Joyce 8-0-2 L10
Winner, FINAL SCORE: Cincinnati 3 LA Dodgers 2, profit of $748.33

BETTING 2% OF THE BANKROLL - JOEL GILMORE'S UMPIRE UNDER STREAKER 78-28-8 (74%)
$898 UNDER 6 1/2 RUNS -105 IN THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS/MIAMI MARLINS GAME, 7:10 PM EST
Home Plate Umpire Kerwin Danley 15-2-1 L18
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Miami 7 Washington 0, loss of $898

BETTING 2% OF THE BANKROLL - JOEL GILMORE'S UMPIRE UNDER STREAKER 78-28-8 (74%)
$898 UNDER 7 RUNS -105 IN THE TAMPA BAY RAYS/SEATTLE MARINERS GAME, 10:10 PM EST
Home Plate Umpire Mike Muchlinski 10-2 L12
Loser, FINAL SCORE: Seattle 6 Tampa Bay 4, loss of $898

BETTING THE FOLLOWING SUNDAY GAMES ON FRIDAY TO LOCK IN THE LINE:

BETTING 2% OF THE BANKROLL - COLIN COWHERD'S BLAZING FIVE
$898 NFL 463 CINCINNATI BENGALS +3 -110 VISITING THE CHICAGO BEARS, 1:00 PM EST SUNDAY

BETTING 2% OF THE BANKROLL - COLIN COWHERD'S BLAZING FIVE
$898 NFL 459 TAMPA BAY BUCS -3 -125 VISITING THE NEW YORK JETS, 1:00 PM EST
SUNDAY

BETTING 2% OF THE BANKROLL - COLIN COWHERD'S BLAZING FIVE
$898 NFL 466 CLEVELAND BROWNS -1 -110 AT HOME AGAINST THE MIAMI DOLPHINS, 1:00 PM EST SUNDAY

BETTING 2% OF THE BANKROLL - COLIN COWHERD'S BLAZING FIVE
$898 NFL 455 TENNESSEE TITANS +7 -120 VISITING THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES, 1:00 PM EST
SUNDAY

BETTING 2% OF THE BANKROLL - COLIN COWHERD'S BLAZING FIVE
$898 NFL 468 CAROLINA PANTHERS +3 1/2 -120 AT HOME AGAINST THE SEATTLE SEAHWAKS, 1:00 PM EST SUNDAY

Grading at lines above, about the worst lines I could find.

Of course, always shop around.

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SBMS Report Card

24 Week's Ago Loss (Monday through Sunday week) = $6,126.94

23 Week's Ago Loss = $1,512.22

22 Week's Ago Loss = $3,872.86

21 Week's Ago Loss = $3,906.96

20 Week's Ago Profit = $1,829.64

19 Week's Ago Profit = $65.40

18 Week's Ago Profit = $493.95

17 Week's Ago Profit = $2,791.40

16 Week's Ago Profit = $1,435.21

15 Week's Ago Loss = $5,222.35

14 Week's Ago Loss = $5,504.07

13 Week's Ago Loss = $2,348.38

12 Week's Ago Profit = $1,991.91

11 Week's Ago Profit = $3,091.14

10 Week's Ago Loss = $3,040

9 Week's Ago Profit = $729.59

8 Week's Ago Loss = $2,068.15

7 Week's Ago Loss = $991.72

6 Week's Ago Profit = $489.68

5 Week's Ago Profit = $243.32

4 Week's Ago Profit = $587.19

3 Week's Ago Loss = $1,205.85

2 Week's Ago Loss = $3,871.90

Last Week's Profit = $2,635.16

This Week's Loss Through Friday = $3,211.87

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Good seeing ya ChevyCola! Here is the secret to the

umpire UNDER streaker system:

22 comments:

SlatsemflakSeptember 6, 2013 at 7:05 AM
Morning guys! Here's what I have so far, anxiously awaiting the herd's plays.

Diamondbacks under 7-105 (2%)
Astros under 8-115 (2%)
Red Sox under 9-102 (2%)
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RickSeptember 6, 2013 at 7:23 AM
Good morning Slats!
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RickSeptember 6, 2013 at 9:20 AM
Good morning Patrick!
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ChevycolaSeptember 6, 2013 at 1:55 PM
Hey guys, mind if I pop back in for some football? 2-0 so far this season. Won big last night on Denver. Here were my thoughts on that game, and also on 2 games I like for NFL on Sunday that I've been targeting for a month. It's an email I sent to a buddy, so the lines are different now...

"Denver -8.5 over Baltimore (at Denver)
It's Thursday night - Opening Night. Baltimore ON THE ROAD vs Denver. IMO - Denver completely outclasses the Ravens - who are about as decimated a defending champ as I've ever seen. Coupled with the fact they are on the road and in Mile High - I don't see them competing with a Denver team that's on a mission - and is approaching this as a statement game. This game usually spells Super Bowl hangover for the defending champs. This year it's going to appear more like a drug overdose. Denver by 20 in a route.

Minnesota +3.5 at Detroit
WHY are the Lions favored in this game? Is it because everyone thinks Megatron and Stafford somehow also impact the other 9 positions on offense, and 11 on defense? The Vikings are probably not headed back to the playoffs, but unless Peterson is injured, I don't see how Detroit wins this game, let alone cover a spread that I think will increase.

Indianapolis -7 over Oakland (at Indy)
Oakland is NOTORIOUS for mailing it in during these trips to the Eastern Time Zone. It wouldn't matter if this game was played on Mars. Indy is far superior to an Oakland team. Matt Flynn is the starting QB? The guy was THIRD STRING in Seattle - and they were paying him a hefty salary. The fact they never even looked at him after the first week of training camp is evidence enough they bought a lemon based on a meaningless final season game versus Detroit the previous year. McFadden at RB probably won't even be playing by Week 1 - and if he is, he'll be injured by the 2nd quarter. But an average OL combined with a poor QB throwing to garbage receivers means even if McFadden in healthy, it won't take a genius to key on the running game. Oakland averaged 14.8 points per during the final 8 games - and I think this offense is WORSE than last year. Luck and company win this game going away 31-13.

Well, those are the three games that leap out at me for Week 1."

I got Denver at -7.5 last night, Vikings are getting 5.5 now, and Colts are giving 10 - so that line has moved 3 points since I targeted it on August 10th. And since I wrote this - Pryor has been named Starting QB - further evidence of what a flop Flynn is. Prior isn't much of an improvement.

Hope everyone's summer has been good. I'm feeling better - and ready to go for NFL!

Chevycola
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UnknownSeptember 6, 2013 at 2:59 PM
Chevy nice to hear from u! Glad u r doing better !!
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SlatsemflakSeptember 6, 2013 at 3:10 PM
Added in per Gilmore's umpire streakers:

Nationals under 6.5-110 (2%)
Dodgers under 9-117 (2%)
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UnknownSeptember 6, 2013 at 3:33 PM
Nats un 6.5 -110
Lad un 9 -110
Nyy un 9 -110
A's un 8 -120
Sf un 7 -110
All 2%
Let's go!! GL!!
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RickSeptember 6, 2013 at 3:48 PM
Don't forget the latest one:

Umpire UNDER streaker;

Muchlinski 10-2 L12 (SEA/TB)
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ChevycolaSeptember 6, 2013 at 4:02 PM
Tonight I'm going with a small Dip/Teaser.
Wake Forest +8.5 and BC/Wake Forest under 54
Nothing major though. Just some Friday fun.
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UnknownSeptember 6, 2013 at 4:03 PM
Thanks Rick!
Adding Sea un 7 -105 for 2%
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SlatsemflakSeptember 6, 2013 at 4:11 PM
Rays under 7+102 (2%)
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RickSeptember 6, 2013 at 4:13 PM
We better do good tonight in baseball, hell, we are betting the dam board, lol.
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SlatsemflakSeptember 6, 2013 at 4:23 PM
Wake Forest +3 (-115) (1/2%)
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ChevycolaSeptember 6, 2013 at 9:16 PM
Under came in, but WF let me down. This is a supposed Bowl ready team? Defense is nearly intact from last year, and BC has about 2 players on offense. Oh well. Can't win them all.
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DarioSeptember 27, 2013 at 11:13 PM
Tweets For Sat 9/28/13

GiL‏@GiLmo5741h
((09.28.13)) #GiLzMLB = Umpire UNDER streaker; Tichenor 6-1 L7 (NYM/MIL) ⚾ = 111-49 (69%)

GiL‏@GiLmo5741h
#GiLzMLB = Umpire OVER streakers; Carapazza 8-0 L8 (HOU/NYY), Barry 7-0 L7 (TEX/LAA)

GiL‏@GiLmo5741h
#GiLzMLB = Umpire OVER streaker; Carapazza 8-0 L8 (HOU/NYY) I haven't been posting the over streakers but this is a high rate streaker.

FRIDAY
GiL‏@GiLmo5741h
Umpire UNDER streakers go 3-1 today. ⚾ = 111-49-16 (69%)
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DarioSeptember 27, 2013 at 11:22 PM
Umgawa!
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